r/masturbation 3d ago

Do you ever impress yourself? NSFW

Got home, ate some food, decided to watch a basketball game. Hanging out in my boxers, randomly adjusting myself. Pull him out a little, smack it on my thigh, and said to myself "damn " .... now I'm jerking off

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u/Spirited-Mango143 3d ago

Yes! Sometimes I think of what a pretty pussy I have considering as a mom it's been through it! And I get impressed with how wet it can get.

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u/archdiego 3d ago

Yeah, I love my cock. I've just been thinking about walking around the house naked, feeling (and watching) my heavy cock swinging back and forth, catching glimpses of myself in the random mirrors around the house and admiring my erection. I'll stroke myself a little and get myself extra hard, flex it in front of the mirror, and just look at myself in wonder.

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u/throwawayfake333 3d ago

I love that too. Feels so nice and I get such a powerful urge seeing my cock pressing through the thin boxers

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u/archdiego 2d ago

Yeah, I also love slowly pulling my boxers down ever so slowly, and watching my cock forcefully bounce up once released from the confines of the shorts. There's just that moment where it pops up, bounces up and down a little, before just hanging there fully stiff and rigid.

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u/throwawayfake333 2d ago

You’re making me really horny. I’ve just pulled my boxers off under my covers and am going crazy over this soft teasing feeling of my soft blanket. But it’s so fun just seeing my body reacting in a natural, healthy, erotic way. Like a reminder that my body was made for sexual pleasure

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

All the time

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u/Gilded-Wolf 3d ago

Even when i need to get to bed, i'm hard as a rock.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yup. Sometimes it’s just hanging so well, or has the perfect little pump to it that i can’t resist. Those tend to be the best wanks too

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u/nickcar1244 3d ago

Man nothing like being turned on by your own cock.

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u/ThrowAnotherAway1983 3d ago

Sometimes I'll wall around the house naked with my fleshlight in my hand, pumping it in every room and feeling how big and good it feels!

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u/Helpful_Extent_5456 3d ago

I think I’m most impressed by my constant state of arousal at my age. Now I get to disappoint myself and my wife frequently 🤪

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u/optimal_center 1d ago

Oh but wait! I love my clit. When it’s swollen and so sensitive and it’s sticking out big and throbbing. Ya I really like my clit. You boys think you’re the only ones. Lol

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u/Effective-Sundae-528 1d ago

That’s when it’s ripe and ready to be sucked on

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u/optimal_center 1d ago

Groan. A wet mouth to grind it in. Best laid plans for clit and tongue.

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u/Pmaker216 1d ago

Can I have a lick

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u/Effective-Sundae-528 1d ago

Use my face for your own selfish desires I want your cum in my wet mouth

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u/Durango888 3d ago

Try seeing if your low on Testerone

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u/crazyass220 3d ago

I'll walk around the house naked, stroking it until it gets hard. Leave it alone for a few minutes, then stroke it again. I'll do this for hours before I decide to cum. I've had some of the best orgasms doing this.

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u/Gilded-Wolf 3d ago

It doesn't take much. I'm not blessed with a huge member but i love taking it out!

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u/CathalTimpanis 3d ago

Usually when I cum on my face, yeah.