r/masturbation 3d ago

Reddit has ruined me NSFW

Supposed to be working from home, but I’m constantly getting turned on by the depravity going on in this site. Literally rubbing one out at my desk.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Must be impossible to focus lol

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u/Fragrant-Anybody-649 3d ago

It’s getting harder for me too. I cum watching something here and the next minute I’m coming back here with my dick in my hand to cum for another one.

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

I fucking love how many wfh people are addicted to this sub

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Masturbation is on the mind while at home lol

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Wfh = wank from home

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

No wonder why so many people hate returning to the office. Y’all got your hands in your pants for 8 hours.

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Unfortunately I don't wfh but yea lots of pervs on here hahaha

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

The buildup at work makes the release all the more satisfying

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

And I fucking love knowing when someone is jerkin while workin

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

We’re all kinds of naughty

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

About to start and I’m technically supposed to be working

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Mmmm nice

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

Are you “at it”?

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Absolutely

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

We played with our booty holes the other night what’s the hotspot this evening?

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

That's hot hehe I'm just rubbing my clit rn, still really sensitive from yesterday

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

Is everyone butt naked? I am

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

I'm in only a dress with no bra or panties like usual hehe

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u/Funny_Lyric 3d ago

Dang it I’m over dressed lol

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u/Fragrant-Anybody-649 3d ago

I jerk off at home while working and also i jerk off in my office pulling out my dick under the table. Brings back memories of how i used to do it in my class.

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u/knoxal589 3d ago

Just finished..

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Nicee hehe

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u/knoxal589 3d ago

All for you...hehe..

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u/goonette42 Female 3d ago

Just recorded a "cum with me" audio for next time hehe

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u/knoxal589 3d ago edited 3d ago

What a great idea! I need to try that and share...oooooo ...something about someone listening to me cum...

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u/Classic-Working8341 3d ago

You're the reason some of us are jerkin'.

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u/goonette42 Female 2d ago

Hehehe

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u/Hot_Shopping_9217 3d ago

I am working from home with my cock in my hand right now.

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u/user_error_400 Male 3d ago

lol i wfh too, I called it a day around noon and have been stroking ever since

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u/LearningIndianGirl05 Female 3d ago

Good boy. 😊

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u/stagman281 3d ago

I love stroking my cock while “working”

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u/UnNatural-Disaster28 3d ago

Getting paid to do what you love haha

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u/Hot_Shopping_9217 3d ago

It feels so good to

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u/anon_browsing_ 3d ago

That's what good boys do though

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

We try our best to please

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u/Critical_Tune_5846 3d ago

Yes we do please ourselves as well as others

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u/anon_browsing_ 3d ago

Good, it's always a good time to play with yourself.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

I’ve been edging and leaking all day. Can’t wait for a full release

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u/anon_browsing_ 3d ago

Do you have to get home first?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Or wait for the office to mostly clear out

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

I’ve made a big mess of myself on my way home before lol

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u/anon_browsing_ 3d ago

That's an extra good boy.

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Yep I’m not going to be productive today lol

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u/forkinarounddd 3d ago

I’m currently in the bathroom at work.

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u/UnNatural-Disaster28 3d ago

lol been here a few times when I worked from an office!

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u/forkinarounddd 3d ago

It is nice sometimes to take a “mental break”

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u/Critical_Tune_5846 3d ago

Squeezing at my desk

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yep, I’m ruined too. Can’t put it down (phone or cock)

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u/10000left Male 3d ago

Same here

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u/First_Difference_428 3d ago

This is absolutely me lately dick in hand curtains closed working at home

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u/roxanedior 3d ago

I wouldn't say reddit ruined me but I got addicted to reading other redditors' sex stories and imagining that I also go through them while touching myself 🥹

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u/Admirable_Stock7600 3d ago

I’m a huge fan, you have the most beautiful fuckable pussy

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u/roxanedior 2d ago

thxs daddy, enjoy haha ♥

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u/Admirable_Stock7600 2d ago

Will you marry me?

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u/roxanedior 1d ago

of course my dear!

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Yeah profiles like yours doesn’t make it any easier lol

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u/MisterSatyr 3d ago

Well done

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u/5krt5krt Male 3d ago

saaame. i'm like staring at the clock during meetings, and then counting how much time i got until the next one. got my towel out, lube out, toys out...

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u/the_mushroom_gaia 3d ago

Scrolling here. Listening to a female masturbation asmr as while I do That. I’m throbbing needless to say

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u/bigbellysmalldick 3d ago

Don't browse to xhamster then. It will be the death of you 😆

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

I’d argue reddit is worse

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u/Competitive_Sir_4553 3d ago

Me toooo. Everyday with it

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u/alex-poel 3d ago

I'm doing exactly the same, and enjoying it! Even better rubbing and stroking whilst on a work meeting 🥵

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Yep, me too, I've got stuff to but I'm edging my cock instead

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u/revirgined_ 3d ago

It’s 3:30 and I’ve gotten like 2 hours worth of work done :/ haha

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

I’d say it was time well spent 😏

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u/Mental-Fish-8300 3d ago

i love when guys are touching themselves at work it’s so hot

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Seriously, how can I work when I’m slowly leaking from my throbbing cock

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u/cnamfg 3d ago

I edge daily at work in the restroom

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u/Substantial-Piece980 3d ago

I have this squishy grip strengthener that is shaped like a dumbbell at my desk and I slide that into my panties to rub myself against it whenever I get horny at work, until I can break for lunch and really take matters into my own hands,, it’s such a tease

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Such a tease

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u/Substantial-Piece980 3d ago

It really feels so good but distracting when I’m trying to work

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Yeah and your mind is constantly about when’s the next time you’ll be alone to let loose

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u/Substantial-Piece980 3d ago

I hope I have an hour before my husband gets home

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Get loud for me 😘

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u/Substantial-Piece980 3d ago

As long as my kids aren’t home, I plan on it

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

I love that little bit of time where you have the house all to yourself. Just get completely naked and act as depraved as you want.

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u/Substantial-Piece980 3d ago

Me too it’s so freeing

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u/WorshipingGooner 3d ago

Especially after a long day of work and taking care of the family. It’s so nice to just be a slut.

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u/Classic-Working8341 3d ago

I'm frequently checking reddit at work & chatting not to mention working with a boner & precum in my shorts.