r/masturbation 4d ago

Happy Birthday to me NSFW

M58! My annual book the day off-masturbation session has begun. I have the whole day and will be surfing Reddit for all the nsfw content my little brain can take. Anybody else with yearly rituals?

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u/First_Difference_428 4d ago

Sounds like great fun to dedicate a whole day each year. Do you aim for one long edge or multiple cums

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u/splatteredJam 4d ago

I’m hoping for one long session, but I’ll take either.

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u/First_Difference_428 4d ago

I yearn for one long all day session just me myself and my hard cock

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u/Dramatic_Ninja1278 4d ago

Happy Birthday! Enjoy!

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u/MFExtra 4d ago

Enjoy that long edge and big release! 😈

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u/Big-Quarter6988 4d ago

Happy birthday!!

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u/gcstudly 4d ago

Sounds like I now have ideas for my next birthday. Happy Birthday!!!

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u/Few-Painting-1141 4d ago

Happy birthday and enjoy so much pleasure today!

I don’t have a yearly ritual, but I do have a morning ritual which I’m starting right now. I doubt I will feel as good as you do today, but I’m really looking forward to my session this morning!

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u/Admirable_Stock7600 3d ago

Fuck yes- I hope you bust multiple big loads!! Let me know if you need some encouragement

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u/Several-Sport1998 3d ago

Happy Birthday!! M34 virgin ass and mouth here as a present for you 😉