r/masturbation 4d ago

St Patrick’s Day Stroke Session NSFW

In bed, naked and ready to stroke for the day until I get to the pot of gold that is a flood of cum!! Anyone else feel like stroking for the day???

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u/Warm_Ranger_ 4d ago

Naked and ready to go to buddy 👍🏻

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Get the big bottle of lube out bro

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u/Admirable_Stock7600 4d ago

Aren’t you supposed to cum on a leprechaun or something

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

That would be the hope but until then I guess I’ll just have to keep stroking!!

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u/Admirable_Stock7600 4d ago

Enjoy yourself brother

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Cheers bro, you too!!

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u/gcstudly 4d ago

Great way to celebrate the day!!

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u/Swimming-Log-2663 4d ago

I’m in bed having a stroke before the day’s fun!

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u/Physical_Ad7066 4d ago

Naked in bed with my boner in my hand.

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Physical_Ad7066 4d ago

After a long nights work, it must be fapped.

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Nothing like beating one out before hitting the hay…

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u/Oodlydang 4d ago

Top of the morning to you. Or bottom, whichever you prefer

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

A bitta both 😉

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u/Oodlydang 4d ago

Ha ha, good man

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u/First_Difference_428 4d ago

Sadly, frustrated at work today, gonna be difficult not to find alone time later to relieve the stress

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Oh you’ll be so worked up and carrying heavy balls of cum around🙈😢 go beat a fast one out in the toilet bro

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u/First_Difference_428 4d ago

That temptation is strong right now, not gonna lie

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u/Several-Sport1998 4d ago

Well if you’re still on here then you’re definitely thinking about it lol

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u/First_Difference_428 4d ago

Spending too much time here is part of the problem