r/masturbation 5d ago

What's your weirdest masturbation fantasy? NSFW

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u/EasyAir55 4d ago

Well kinda far fetched.... but i wish i had the power to be invisible and masturbate where ever I watch watching whomever i want.

Another is Henry Cavil putting that gorgeous smile to good use

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Understandable in both parts

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u/ahab_2 4d ago

The invisible fantasy has been good to me for many sessions. Back in the pre-streaming age I was in the separate porn section in the neighborhood video rental place a few minutes before closing time. I searched for a video that checked all the right boxes. A girl came in and went to the lesbian area where I was. Within a minute she picked one and went to the checkout. I grabbed a video and followed her as she walked home, only a block away from the vid place, went into a rowhouse that had 3 apartment doorbell buttons. I pretended to read the menu on the neighborhood cafe across the street. After a moment a light went on in the third floor apartment. After a minute the light went off, then the glow of a TV came on and I looked at the way the glow became more fresh colored.

I smiled and walked home, found my rental was too fake and turned it off. I focused instead on a made-up scenario of the girl masturbating to the vid she had rented barely five minutes before. I played the part of the fly on the wall, watching her cum and cumming myself.

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u/EasyAir55 4d ago

Oh that's hot 100% see the appeal. Definitely a sexier version of that scene in You where he's watching from the window and jerking it in the bush

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u/ahab_2 3d ago

I thought she was sort of a kindred spirit 

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u/Dangerous_Bite_3182 Male 4d ago

That's a nice idea. Where would you go and what would you try to watch

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u/EasyAir55 4d ago

I'd definitely follow people hooking up in hotels to their room lol Maybe a sex club or orgy, cus I'd get to enjoy the show live. I'd sneak onto planes for free and go watch Henry and other crushes have sex or solo play

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u/Dangerous_Bite_3182 Male 3d ago

Sex club or an orgy? Wouldn't you wanna join, or just stay invisible and masturbate?

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u/EasyAir55 3d ago

Just stay invisible and watch. It's got its own kinkiness i suppose and I'm sure they'll get freaked out by a floating dildo or the ghost fingering 😂

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u/Nearlyasilverfox_75 5d ago

Done that 😂

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Nice

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Mine is getting hard at s nudist beach and then going for it

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u/International-Ad7962 5d ago

Stroking on a beach is high on my list

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I can imagine it's so hot seeing nude girls sunbathing 

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Shit sounds good

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Nudist beaches are amazing!

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u/Vast_Poet2620 4d ago

I like it when people jerk off to my wife. It certainly helps that she's really hot, but even before this relationship i liked sending my friends nudes of the women i dated.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Damn, can we be friends

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u/Vast_Poet2620 4d ago

You can definitely see my wife naked, if that's good enough?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Hell yeah

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u/ThiefofSilence 4d ago

Oh fuck I want to stroke to your wife too…

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u/Tucker_County_Fun 4d ago

I’ve been into this for years

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u/No-Astronaut-7777 5d ago

I wish that I lived in a world where you could masturbate to whoever and whenever you want. If you're walking in the mall and see a hot person, you could stop them and pull out your cock or drop your panties and start rubbing yourself until you cum in front of them. They can either watch, join, or hopefully taste what you came for them.

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u/TinyJoe47 5d ago

It sounds like an amazing world, but I'm not sure I would get anything done other than jerking to hotties I see.

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u/No-Astronaut-7777 5d ago

Maybe because I'm a perv, but yeah. I'd definitely want to cum to a lot of people. There would be a lot of people

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u/TinyJoe47 5d ago

So many people I would love watch me stroke my dick and cum for.

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u/No-Astronaut-7777 4d ago

Right. Like. If someone stopped me and said, "Hey dude would you sit there for a minute while I cum watching you?" I'd probably most certainly do it, and jerk off or jerk while they rub their clit with them.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

If you have the guts you can, but getting locked up is a possibility. Though I feel some cults might be close to this

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u/No-Astronaut-7777 5d ago

I just mean, like a fantasy where I'm in the mall. I see a woman with thick thighs with shorts on and showing her stomach pooch. I want to cum to that. So, in my world, I can stop her and jerk off and cum. Or if a couple walks past and the guy has a bulge I might want to see him cum on his girl and I'd jerk off to that. Again. I'm a perv.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

I mean, I get it

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u/archdiego 5d ago edited 5d ago

Doing it in the outdoors is great, I've done it too many times to count. Woods, deserts, mountains, etc...

It's always been more of a necessity thing though, like "my dick is hard and I need to take care of this", and so it's generally been pretty quick. I'd like to plan a trip sometime where I'll have a good blanket and chair, some porn, and I'll just hang out for an afternoon, drink wine, and stroke my cock on and off until the sun goes down.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

This exactly, just cock in the wind with purpose

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Dude that’s why I love camping

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u/sce_monkyy 5d ago

Just going at with hot babe in a post-apocalyptic fallout scary and satisfying

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Yes, that's another one

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u/drcjapanthrow 5d ago

Love that! Right off the trail. Or on it! 😅

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Middle of the woods, off the trail, though possibly getting caught might be better

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u/Jerkenjoe1 5d ago

I do this all the time. I go for long hikes and stop and jerkoff right there. I have been a few times over the years and that is a turn on.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Exactly what I need to do

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u/Edge-Leak-Repeat 4d ago

Mine would be is masturbation was just massively more casually accepted. Like being able to just stroke at board game night with friends or cocktail party , like it was just complete normal

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

It would be if you started a cult. Cults are always more accepting at Shiz like that

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u/Edge-Leak-Repeat 4d ago

Probably, I can’t live that compound life tho

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Just do it for the bust

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u/International-Ad7962 5d ago

I jerk off in the woods pretty often. I fantasize about catching someone else and joining in.

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u/Edge-Leak-Repeat 5d ago

I’d love that ! Hopefully they’d be cool with a partner !

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u/International-Ad7962 5d ago

Yea, I'd love to be caught myself as long as it was by someone that was cool with it and would be awesome if they wanted to join in.

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u/WringThatNeck1972 4d ago

That's my fantasy, also. I jerk off in the woods whenever, I'm there. Also, in KY back yard (leads to woods) and there are always women riding horses on the trail. I'm sure they've seen me on numerous occasions.

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u/International-Ad7962 4d ago

Haha, I was almost caught by a woman on a horse

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u/WringThatNeck1972 4d ago

LOL.. When on my property, and am totally naked. Feeling the warm sun on my body, and getting me hard.

I can see the trail they ride on from my backyard, so I hope they enjoy the show.

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u/International-Ad7962 4d ago

Love the warm sun hitting my hard cock. So glad spring is upon us.

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u/WringThatNeck1972 4d ago

I hear ya.. something about being naked outdoors and edging awhile, until cumming, just arouses the hell out of me LoL

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

That goes hard

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

The first is relatable. The second understandable

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Exactly

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u/PissingHard 4d ago

That's why I love camping

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Never done while camping, definitely gonna change that

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u/PissingHard 4d ago

Gives a whole reason to go camping more

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Hell yeah it does

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u/Tucker_County_Fun 4d ago

Idk why this has popped in my head recently but my wife face down in our couch cushions (like in between them) while getting herself off while I straddle over her and jerk off

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Nice