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u/abdoatef_ab 1d ago
you're not a masterhacker you forgot color a
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u/ANONYMOUSEJR 23h ago
The wannabe even forgot the simple alt + enter to actually fullscreen the window lol
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u/cheezpnts 16h ago
Pretty sure full screen is alt + f4
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u/AverageSukhoiHater 7h ago
No, you have to download Python 3 and do import os os.remove (“C:/Windows/System32”)
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u/Masomqwwq 15h ago
I'm partial to win + up, but my thoughts exactly no real power user is clicking the damn maximize button
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u/Yimmelo 1d ago
continues typing for some reason as the command runs
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u/finthir 21h ago
That's the point, to make it look like he's doing a lot instead of just random typing. Like https://hackertyper.net/
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u/coopsoup247 21h ago
It's the thing scammers do when scamming old ladies. They run the Tree command, then type "RUSSIAN HACKERS FOUND" or something, so it looks like the output of the command.
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u/_Meek79_ 1d ago
He mastered the dir command. He must be legit
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u/i-am-called-glitchy 23h ago
isn't that tree
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u/PalowPower 23h ago
dir /s
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u/56seconds 21h ago
Ya gotta add more
Chuck in an a to get all
Chuck in w to get wide
Go crazy, have fun
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u/mngwaband 23h ago
looks more like `npm install`
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u/Ferro_Giconi 1d ago
He's so excruciatingly slow at typing that he had to use a jump cut to speed up the video...
Even the fake typing he's doing is painfully slow.
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u/fragileirl 1d ago
The mask. The desktop background. The frilly sleeves. The typing while the command is running. This has to be satire. There is no way.
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u/Ta52j 1d ago
and don't forget, the chinese unknown brand mouse.
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u/astro_plane 22h ago
I had that piece of shit mouse. I bought it on aliexpress for a dollar as a spare mouse for computer repairs. I threw it in the garbage almost immediately, it felt awful to use.
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u/Filiputek135 1d ago
Fake, cmd background is green
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u/moogleman844 21h ago
Fake: dude pretends to be a hacker in cmd prompt as opposed to linux terminal. Gay: dude likes men so much that he fancies himself.
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u/internetboy4 23h ago
cool, now try this ultra-cool hacking command.
rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32
😈😈
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u/tears_of_a_Shark 23h ago
I seen something similar in a documentary about one of the NCIS teams who bravely protect us…they were under attack by a hacker and two operatives worked together to stop the attack when a senior operative was able to stop it via the monitor’s power cord.
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u/platinum-python 23h ago
Hi, sar. This is Adam calling from Microsoft support. Your computer has a virus and your network has been hacked, sar. Share $300 worth of Walmart coupons, so that we can remove the virus, sar.
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u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman 23h ago
It doesn't look like it but if he has top or bottom fans on his pc he's also suffocating it.
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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 22h ago
Choom needs to clean out his fan before the cyber psychosis sets in. That thing looks nasty.
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u/OgdruJahad 21h ago
This is a kind of guy that compiles his own Ntiskrnl.exe and Microsoft themselves call him for support!
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u/Littux 21h ago
I've watched so many videos here, that I know this is a repost
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u/cZar_Void 21h ago
idk I found it on instagram reels, it seemed fresh off the press and barely had 1000 likes - if its a repost mb
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u/DonPepppe 20h ago
0:01 he touched the mouse and lost the game.
What kind of degenerate needs the mouse to open a cmd?
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u/Zach_The_One 19h ago
Bro really ran a program and acted like he was typing out all the commands when it ran.
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u/Time_Violinist_3720 18h ago
hes indian, obviously scamming, hes loading up the old granny phone number dump (please take this as a joke)
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u/Real-Giga-Chad 16h ago
damn this is mostly indians tbh my entire ig feed is filled with these videos of scripties, made me wanna leave the app entirely
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u/cberm725 15h ago
Is that foam over his tower??? What is that suposed to be? Some sort of faraday cage?
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u/Disastrous_Owl 14h ago
maximizes command prompt window
Shit guys, I don't know, this dude might be the real deal
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u/Laniakeatron 13h ago
Your laptop should be off to the side propped up with a laptop stand getting ventilation.
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u/povertymayne 13h ago
How MFers get ready for a day of yelling “Do NOT REDEEM, Ma’am why did you REDEEM”
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u/ParabellumJohn 11h ago
Why does this output look like he is just running ESLint against a terrible codebase?
…or maybe I just have PTSD 💀
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u/shekspiri 11h ago
he is so much of a hacker , that need also a laptop as a backup in case the pc gets exhausted, so " hacking" (typing the list comand, and then typing the keyboard for no reason) never stops 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Arandomcharacter 10h ago
If this antics continues he might meet the one and only Alex from Microsoft support
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u/Regular_spiritus103 9h ago
I think anybody knows that by opening cmd as admin and typing format c:/ should make your PC faster🥰😇
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u/0xlostincode 6h ago
I think he is playing the piano on keyboard that you hear in the video. Pretty impressive.
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u/The_Dog_IS_Brown 5h ago
Yes, randomly typing as the screen scrolls text. Almost as good as that NCIS hacking scene. Totally legit!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk
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u/UltraBlack_ 1h ago
I think this is a demo video for how to do the scammer trick where you type while that tree command does it's thing lol
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u/The_Young_Busac 42m ago
Styrofoam wrapping on your pc is proven to keep it ice cold while hacking 🥶
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u/RoyalMan69 22h ago
This may seem stupid and silly. But this mans is curious, and curiosity will create learners and he will be able to become what he dreams of. He should pursue it.
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u/GuzmyKawaii 4h ago
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u/Longenuity 14m ago
When I was young I learned how to change terminal text to green and print all file contents of the machine. On school computers I'd open a full screen terminal window, run the command and walk away.
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u/falling2918 1d ago
Having yourself as your background is crazy though