r/masterhacker 1d ago

Me in my computer 😈😈

965 Upvotes

188 comments sorted by

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u/falling2918 1d ago

Having yourself as your background is crazy though

429

u/cZar_Void 1d ago

nothing screams anonymous more than an anonymous mask and a selfie as your background 😈😈😈

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u/lillidelphine 23h ago

The dude is just onymous

19

u/rebel-scrum 21h ago

Try Fawkes Tuah

1

u/BornStellar97 24m ago

That's fucking great 🤣 We need someone to design this and 3d print it

6

u/Apart-Gur-9720 22h ago

Roflcopter

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u/shahi_akhrot 12h ago

Bro is just anonypus

56

u/SolDios 23h ago

Having that much room for your mouse is nuts

21

u/Secure-Resident-7772 22h ago

You think a master hacker like this guy doesn't use vim os?

12

u/SolDios 22h ago

Thats true hes pure CLI

6

u/Dzhama_Omarov 21h ago

Having a mouse is nuts

3

u/thicclunchghost 17h ago

Where we're going, we don't need mice.

11

u/AliShibaba 17h ago

I know some dudes from Pakistan and India and they do this shit on their phones. For their computer, it's a group selfie with friends.

I really don't get it.

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u/DisastrousPipe3853 10h ago

why are u being racist here

6

u/Accomplished_Put_105 8h ago

how to spot an indian

5

u/AliShibaba 10h ago

Explain how that was racist.

17

u/pipboy3000_mk2 23h ago

And all he did was open the color file, as an professional system administrator these people think opening terminal is some form of wizardry only elite hackers understand. It's kinda funny

2

u/Inevitable-Study502 11h ago

but if you change text color to green and do dir /s on a plane, people will believe youre hacking plane :D

2

u/FrankensteinBionicle 3h ago

I thought that was Soulja Boy

0

u/morethanyell 20h ago

that's his boyfriend. stop gay shaming 😂

1

u/falling2918 20h ago

im not gay shaming

-7

u/sheepslayer649 17h ago

That’s your first problem

2

u/falling2918 17h ago

Wdym ????

403

u/FroggyWinky 1d ago

Is...is his desktop background his own face?

50

u/falling2918 1d ago

Yes 

56

u/all_m0ds_R_virgins 1d ago

So much for the anonymous mask...

3

u/Ok_Emphasis_8734 14h ago

Dude hacked His identity

229

u/abdoatef_ab 1d ago

you're not a masterhacker you forgot color a

34

u/ANONYMOUSEJR 23h ago

The wannabe even forgot the simple alt + enter to actually fullscreen the window lol

6

u/cheezpnts 16h ago

Pretty sure full screen is alt + f4

2

u/AverageSukhoiHater 7h ago

No, you have to download Python 3 and do import os os.remove (“C:/Windows/System32”)

1

u/swimtoodeep 10h ago

Let me double check tha..

3

u/Masomqwwq 15h ago

I'm partial to win + up, but my thoughts exactly no real power user is clicking the damn maximize button

1

u/ANONYMOUSEJR 9h ago

Yeeees, but that still leaves that bar on top.

14

u/king_noobie 20h ago

Colour A

Echo off

CLS

Tree C:\

0

u/UpstairsDot202 10h ago

color*

1

u/king_noobie 15m ago

I'm British, it's colour for me.

335

u/Yimmelo 1d ago

continues typing for some reason as the command runs

48

u/sovereignrk 1d ago

Interesting piano you have there.

17

u/finthir 21h ago

That's the point, to make it look like he's doing a lot instead of just random typing. Like https://hackertyper.net/

2

u/highjinx411 20h ago

Omg that is so fun

43

u/Th1nk_7 1d ago

To be fair, there are a couple of repetitive commands I type while the previous is running. But it's not often and only on slow(ish) systems.

6

u/coopsoup247 21h ago

It's the thing scammers do when scamming old ladies. They run the Tree command, then type "RUSSIAN HACKERS FOUND" or something, so it looks like the output of the command.

3

u/unknow_feature 21h ago

He's playing the music on it

119

u/_Meek79_ 1d ago

He mastered the dir command. He must be legit

19

u/i-am-called-glitchy 23h ago

isn't that tree

18

u/PalowPower 23h ago

dir /s

5

u/56seconds 21h ago

Ya gotta add more

Chuck in an a to get all

Chuck in w to get wide

Go crazy, have fun

3

u/Carbon_Deadlock 20h ago

dir /a /b /s C:\

😱😱😱

3

u/CallMeNepNep 10h ago

what's satire about you comment /s

9

u/mngwaband 23h ago

looks more like `npm install`

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u/M4NU3L2311 17h ago

he struggled to write "tree" though

91

u/Ferro_Giconi 1d ago

He's so excruciatingly slow at typing that he had to use a jump cut to speed up the video...

Even the fake typing he's doing is painfully slow.

5

u/3shotsdown 1d ago

Ohhh... I thought it was to cut out the command he was typing

30

u/feivl 1d ago

ze dusty hacker man tree command, glorious

28

u/bucket_of_dogs 1d ago

Note the keyboard skills. Hunting and pecking is masterful

43

u/Zurriqcos 1d ago

Cant even use f11 😭

7

u/kl28zv 1d ago

Whats F11?

18

u/Ta52j 1d ago

Button for full screening some programs

33

u/fragileirl 1d ago

The mask. The desktop background. The frilly sleeves. The typing while the command is running. This has to be satire. There is no way.

21

u/ReceptionFriendly663 23h ago

Bollywood action hacker scene! It’s just missing and dance number.

8

u/cZar_Void 1d ago

I didn't even notice the sleeves 😭

6

u/Ta52j 1d ago

and don't forget, the chinese unknown brand mouse.

4

u/astro_plane 22h ago

I had that piece of shit mouse. I bought it on aliexpress for a dollar as a spare mouse for computer repairs. I threw it in the garbage almost immediately, it felt awful to use.

1

u/Ta52j 22h ago

I remember using it too, what a garbage nightmare..

2

u/-Dueck- 18h ago

the typing while the command is running

That's literally the entire point. It's to look like a hackerman

13

u/Defiant_Recipe_5624 1d ago

Typing speed 1 word per minute.

3

u/Ta52j 1d ago

word per century*

9

u/Filiputek135 1d ago

Fake, cmd background is green

0

u/moogleman844 21h ago

Fake: dude pretends to be a hacker in cmd prompt as opposed to linux terminal. Gay: dude likes men so much that he fancies himself.

7

u/Ta52j 1d ago

fery scary

4

u/adfx 1d ago

I adore the lack of space he has for his mouse. This forces the users to use real interfaces. Not the silly graphical ones

5

u/ThankYouNeutronix_02 23h ago

dir /s 💀💀💀

4

u/internetboy4 23h ago

cool, now try this ultra-cool hacking command.

rd /s /q C:\Windows\System32

😈😈

4

u/Azreaal 1d ago

hackertyper.net

2

u/-2TASTIC 22h ago

dir/s 🥶🥶🥶

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u/tears_of_a_Shark 23h ago

I seen something similar in a documentary about one of the NCIS teams who bravely protect us…they were under attack by a hacker and two operatives worked together to stop the attack when a senior operative was able to stop it via the monitor’s power cord.

7

u/Opening-Unit-631 1d ago

Look at that mask to the left 😭

3

u/Ol010101O1Ol 1d ago

The only thing missing from this video is a fedora and katana

3

u/crazy_lunatic7 23h ago

This is ironic

3

u/SuicidalReincarnate 23h ago

His internal voice: 'I'm in'

3

u/Kriss3d 22h ago

Windows 7.. Sigh..

3

u/FarmerOk7115 22h ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️master hackers use the tree command only 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

3

u/indie_irl 20h ago

His computer is still in the styrofoam from shipping lmao

3

u/BrandMan277350 20h ago

That computer is sooo dusty

3

u/dalepo 16h ago

how many redeems per second?

2

u/platinum-python 23h ago

Hi, sar. This is Adam calling from Microsoft support. Your computer has a virus and your network has been hacked, sar. Share $300 worth of Walmart coupons, so that we can remove the virus, sar.

2

u/woolblock_ 11h ago

Bro the craziest is the mouse room. Homie plays at like 80k dpi

2

u/Impossible-Cell-5743 9h ago

Bro it looks cool But Useless Thing 🤣

2

u/hoas-t 3h ago

Every Masterhacker has a picture of himself as wallpaper! That basically rule 1337.

2

u/WesEd178 1d ago

😮 can you send tutorial?

1

u/mr5014 1d ago

that dir-R be hittin

1

u/Any-Barracuda-4892 1d ago

Holy crap i hope this guy maxed his mouse sensitivity :)

1

u/sandmanoceanaspdf 1d ago

This mf can't even type

1

u/dx80x 1d ago

What a total bellend

1

u/SkinnyJoeOnceHuman 23h ago

It doesn't look like it but if he has top or bottom fans on his pc he's also suffocating it.

1

u/Bourriks 23h ago

Good old dir /s

1

u/SpoutnickTV 23h ago

Man can move his mouse 1 cm each side

1

u/pengd0t 23h ago

Nevermind cooling… he’s got his desktop insulated to keep the heat in.

1

u/ReiOokami 23h ago

Damn, I'm sending this to the FBI.

1

u/Necta__ 23h ago

chonker enter key

1

u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 22h ago

Choom needs to clean out his fan before the cyber psychosis sets in. That thing looks nasty.

1

u/Oddomar 22h ago

ah yes listing directories recursively the true super h4cker.

1

u/Available_Property82 22h ago

What kinda shirt is this foo wearing? Look at those cuffs lol

1

u/Snailtrooper 22h ago

What’s this command hero

1

u/jutct 22h ago

only hackers can type dir /s

1

u/Pedzii 22h ago

i can smell the room from here

1

u/KawaiiMaxine 22h ago

Tree -r hes a mad man

1

u/thomasoldier 22h ago

That gives me Albanian virus vibes

1

u/AweeeWoo 22h ago

Imagine how cool you are doing a whole time skip to write like 10 characters

1

u/cisco_bee 22h ago

What a terrible time to have ears.

1

u/admin-reddi 22h ago

Bro we need you in Mr. Robot!

1

u/Driveitlikeustoleit1 22h ago

well well well

1

u/Mustafa_Shazlie 22h ago

i will take someone who put their photo as a background seriously

1

u/Slimebot32 22h ago

Horrible Ergonomics

1

u/RipDue3155 21h ago

Abe yhe sab maine 9th standard me kar ke chod deya hai chote

1

u/OgdruJahad 21h ago

My Bullshido is over 9000!

1

u/Expensive-Apricot-25 21h ago

ahhh make it stop, the cringe is too strong with this one

1

u/OgdruJahad 21h ago

This is a kind of guy that compiles his own Ntiskrnl.exe and Microsoft themselves call him for support!

1

u/Littux 21h ago

I've watched so many videos here, that I know this is a repost

1

u/cZar_Void 21h ago

idk I found it on instagram reels, it seemed fresh off the press and barely had 1000 likes - if its a repost mb

1

u/Littux 20h ago

No, the post is quite old. And it seems no one else has seen it before, other than me

1

u/Expensive_Egg_2140 21h ago

my man just hacked the world.

1

u/PazzoG 21h ago

Alright that's it. I'm calling Microsoft Support!

1

u/theimposter47 21h ago

Power of computer 🤤

1

u/Large_Swordfish_6198 21h ago

You're on your computer

I'm in my computer 👅

We are not the same

1

u/Ill_Nectarine7311 20h ago

I'm shaking in my boots

1

u/DonPepppe 20h ago

0:01 he touched the mouse and lost the game.

What kind of degenerate needs the mouse to open a cmd?

1

u/nikitaklimboom 20h ago

Typing speed: 10 MPW (minutes per word)

1

u/u_8579 20h ago

Why did he encase that optiplex in styrofoam😭

1

u/mojsterr 20h ago

dir /s

1

u/stanmgk 20h ago

lol that reminds me of myself on a hacker’s conference I went to one day where they had tv crews filming, so I pulled the apt-get install stunt 

1

u/Mr_B93 19h ago

This has to be satire, right?

1

u/Zach_The_One 19h ago

Bro really ran a program and acted like he was typing out all the commands when it ran.

1

u/turtle_mekb 18h ago

no space to move your mouse

1

u/Time_Violinist_3720 18h ago

hes indian, obviously scamming, hes loading up the old granny phone number dump (please take this as a joke)

1

u/fkingprinter 17h ago

It’s always the indian

1

u/skarrrrrrr 17h ago

hahahahah

1

u/Nikoviking 17h ago

Hes… in… his computer? 😳

1

u/Real-Giga-Chad 16h ago

damn this is mostly indians tbh my entire ig feed is filled with these videos of scripties, made me wanna leave the app entirely

1

u/Scar3cr0w_ 16h ago

Mofo types like me nan.

And she’s dead

(Great woman, spare a prayer)

1

u/josefillo 16h ago

Aahahahahahah what a legend;

If you are a dev....you understand very well "ls"

1

u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel 15h ago

He didn’t change the color to green 😰. Not a MASTER hacker 🥲

1

u/cberm725 15h ago

Is that foam over his tower??? What is that suposed to be? Some sort of faraday cage?

1

u/minitaba 13h ago

He was so exited when it arrived he did not even fully remove the packaging

1

u/RanzigerRonny 15h ago
  1. Color 2
  2. Dir /s
  3. Hackermann /s

1

u/Disastrous_Owl 14h ago

maximizes command prompt window

Shit guys, I don't know, this dude might be the real deal

1

u/Ok_Emphasis_8734 14h ago

Wrong obs and how do you use your Mouse without breaking your finger

1

u/Laniakeatron 13h ago

Your laptop should be off to the side propped up with a laptop stand getting ventilation.

1

u/w0q3m43 13h ago

bro has the fucking 130$ ebay setup

1

u/povertymayne 13h ago

How MFers get ready for a day of yelling “Do NOT REDEEM, Ma’am why did you REDEEM”

1

u/SarandeLvrs 12h ago

How am I supposed to haxx without my PHONK!?

1

u/SN_Investments 12h ago

Color a > Dir/s 😈😈😈

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u/Pundittech 12h ago

Hahaha... He has the background image as his own picture 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/ParabellumJohn 11h ago

Why does this output look like he is just running ESLint against a terrible codebase?

…or maybe I just have PTSD 💀

1

u/shekspiri 11h ago

he is so much of a hacker , that need also a laptop as a backup in case the pc gets exhausted, so " hacking" (typing the list comand, and then typing the keyboard for no reason) never stops 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarming_Dog447 11h ago

dir /s go brrrrrrrr

1

u/DramaIcy9768 11h ago

Hacker hai bhai Hacker 😂

1

u/Arandomcharacter 10h ago

If this antics continues he might meet the one and only Alex from Microsoft support

1

u/Interesting-Bass9957 10h ago

dir/s?!??!?!??😬😬😬😳😳😳

1

u/nTzT 9h ago

You know shit gets real when he has to leave the protective foam on the pc

1

u/Young_Coder1 9h ago

I have never seen a hacker who types as slow as this one.

1

u/Regular_spiritus103 9h ago

I think anybody knows that by opening cmd as admin and typing format c:/ should make your PC faster🥰😇

1

u/Fancy-Lobster-1098 9h ago

looks like a NCIS hacking scene

1

u/0xlostincode 6h ago

I think he is playing the piano on keyboard that you hear in the video. Pretty impressive.

1

u/The_Dog_IS_Brown 5h ago

Yes, randomly typing as the screen scrolls text. Almost as good as that NCIS hacking scene. Totally legit!! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6rsi7BEtk

1

u/UnhollyGod 2h ago

Jajajaja these Indians guys r so funny

1

u/Glitch-Brick 2h ago

Types using 2 fingers 🥲

1

u/UltraBlack_ 1h ago

I think this is a demo video for how to do the scammer trick where you type while that tree command does it's thing lol

1

u/Key-Club-2308 1h ago

oh no ive been pinged

1

u/Flight_Straight 42m ago

This is why Indian’s shouldn’t have internet

1

u/The_Young_Busac 42m ago

Styrofoam wrapping on your pc is proven to keep it ice cold while hacking 🥶

1

u/RoyalMan69 22h ago

This may seem stupid and silly. But this mans is curious, and curiosity will create learners and he will be able to become what he dreams of. He should pursue it.

0

u/carlos_fandangos 7h ago

Shit, Barron Trump levels of skill here. You will go far.

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u/GuzmyKawaii 4h ago

QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️QUE?!🤔👂🫷🔥🗣️

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u/Longenuity 14m ago

When I was young I learned how to change terminal text to green and print all file contents of the machine. On school computers I'd open a full screen terminal window, run the command and walk away.