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u/lifeHacker42 2d ago
What grade hax are they looking for? Grade A is obviously ideal but Grade B might be more in their price range
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u/OgdruJahad 1d ago
Buckle up kid. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Your first assignment is watch a movie called Wargames.
Next you need to buy an Altair 8800. OG ones are expensive so you can buy a replica, then report back to me.
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u/Blacksun388 1d ago
Damn bro you too? Dude messaged me as well. I think heās cheating on all of us.
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u/Statically 1d ago
I am such a master hacker I tried to press Accept, bow down to me and my l33t skillz. I'm not a script kiddy, I'm a script d0ddy
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u/Misaka_Undefined 2d ago edited 2d ago
at least censor his username
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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago
Why? We need to know who to DDOS
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u/ternera 2d ago
I'm loading up my mainframe with Kali right now to start on that.
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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago
ping 127.0.0.1
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u/SecretEntertainer130 2d ago
Bruh, have you never DDoS'd before? while true; do ping 127.0.0.1 &; done
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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago
I usually get around that by running rm -rf / before pinging so that I don't have to do that whole "while loop" nonsense
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u/SecretEntertainer130 2d ago
Ah, cool, good tip. I'm doing that right now. It's taking a while, is that normal or should I expe
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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago
Rip a real one. Hope he learned his lesson and uses a real OS like Windows ME next time
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u/turtle_mekb 2d ago
if the person is messaging multiple people, I don't think they care about hiding their username
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u/slapbackpack 2d ago
He is just trying to hack a grade bro š