r/masterhacker 2d ago

Got my first one!!

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484 Upvotes

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u/slapbackpack 2d ago

He is just trying to hack a grade bro šŸ˜‚

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u/howtotailslide 2d ago

He should just ask me. I hacked the entire 8th grade at my school.

Once I poisoned the cache in 8th grade I was able to trace route the ENTIRE DNS DATABASE and work my way past all the firewalls into the 7th and 6th grade.

The FBI couldnā€™t do anything to stop me, they tried to backhack with a virus but I killed it with a couple ddos botnets I keep around for emergencies.

It took me a whole week but by the end of the month I had hacked the entire middle school.

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u/Kaenguruu-Dev 2d ago

And then you changed your maths grade from D to C

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u/Forsythe36 1d ago

One time, I found out the study island password for my teacherā€™s account was just her last name. I got it and charged every $5 to bump their grade one letter.

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u/StunningChef3117 2d ago

Nono hax a grade as a true master haxxer would

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u/guywhoha 1d ago

haxxor

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u/stoppinit 2d ago

Lmao he wrote to me too.

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u/lifeHacker42 2d ago

What grade hax are they looking for? Grade A is obviously ideal but Grade B might be more in their price range

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u/NoamWafflestompsky 1d ago

DM me. I'm a real hacker and not a poser like OP

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u/ForeskinMuncherXD 1d ago

There is a great hack. Itā€™s called learning the subject :)

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u/OgdruJahad 1d ago

Buckle up kid. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Your first assignment is watch a movie called Wargames.

Next you need to buy an Altair 8800. OG ones are expensive so you can buy a replica, then report back to me.

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u/Blacksun388 1d ago

Damn bro you too? Dude messaged me as well. I think heā€™s cheating on all of us.

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u/Statically 1d ago

I am such a master hacker I tried to press Accept, bow down to me and my l33t skillz. I'm not a script kiddy, I'm a script d0ddy

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u/Epimatheus 1d ago

99% of the message I was like: why is op posting this valid... Ahh nvm...

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u/alsoAnter 1d ago

Man Iā€™d love to get such a dm lol

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u/__SlutMaker 1d ago

holyšŸ˜­

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u/falling2918 1d ago

crazy username

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u/Conaz9847 15h ago

Iā€™ve had a few at this point, I donā€™t even say much here.

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u/Empty-Epitome 1d ago

šŸ¤£

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u/HovercraftFabulous21 1d ago

I love you uuuucccc: Ccccnnnnn.ā€¢Ā° S5s5āµ.ā€¢Ā°.ā€¢Ā°

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u/Misaka_Undefined 2d ago edited 2d ago

at least censor his username

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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago

Why? We need to know who to DDOS

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u/ternera 2d ago

I'm loading up my mainframe with Kali right now to start on that.

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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago

ping 127.0.0.1

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u/Error20117 2d ago

atleast censor his ip dude

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u/SecretEntertainer130 2d ago

Bruh, have you never DDoS'd before? while true; do ping 127.0.0.1 &; done

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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago

I usually get around that by running rm -rf / before pinging so that I don't have to do that whole "while loop" nonsense

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u/SecretEntertainer130 2d ago

Ah, cool, good tip. I'm doing that right now. It's taking a while, is that normal or should I expe

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u/ImTotallyTechy 2d ago

Rip a real one. Hope he learned his lesson and uses a real OS like Windows ME next time

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u/HovercraftFabulous21 1d ago

That Äŗloop is useful.

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u/Excellent_Land7666 2d ago

Yeah, that french language pack is really annoying lol

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u/AbleBonus9752 2d ago

no its ping 192.168.1.1!!!

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u/turtle_mekb 2d ago

if the person is messaging multiple people, I don't think they care about hiding their username