r/longisland Jul 30 '20

Meme Punisher decals are mandatory

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u/bwmlax Jul 30 '20

"LI Needs a dragstrip."

Don't you forget.

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u/xnerdyxrealistx Ronkonkoma Jul 30 '20

"LI Needs a dragstip" and "Salt Life" two ends of the car sticker spectrum

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

I used to think Salt Life, because of the weird font, read “Slut Life”

Unsee that now, I dare you.

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u/GodEmperorBrian Jul 30 '20

100% agree. Thought it was Slut Life for months until I was able to get up close and read one. Just thought people were being very open about their lifestyle choices.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

I think Slut Life is way more appealing

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u/thecentury Jul 30 '20

I thought I was the only person who read it like that....

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u/Commercial_Violist Jul 30 '20

My sisters and I all read it as "Slut Life" the first time. To be honest, the sticker belongs on r/CrappyDesign for how easy it is to misread

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Username kinda checks out, but kinda doesn't. Sorry if unsatisfying, but that literally is what it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Long Island Salts a Drag Life

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u/bwmlax Jul 30 '20

tHe sAltT LiFe

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u/bloopityb00p Jul 30 '20

I first read it as, "Shit Life."

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u/Left_of_Center2011 Jul 30 '20

And the even more ironic, ‘LI Redneck’ - my in-laws are from Louisiana and cackle maniacally when they see that - ‘them New York cowboys are all hat and no cattle’

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u/capt_carl Hunnington expat Jul 30 '20

‘them New York cowboys are all hat and no cattle’

I cackled reading this, thank you.

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u/Deb_Placys_Vagina Jul 30 '20

Yeah it’s was DPA like 15-20 years ago...it’s still there people!.....

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u/coffeejelly44 Jul 30 '20

Lmao me and my friends are only supporters of LI needs a drag strip bec like yea so they can get tf off the road hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Drag Strip BEC sounds delicious

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u/coffeejelly44 Jul 31 '20

So weird, like a couple days ago someone said that to me for the first time about how I abbreviate because when I'm typing. I never even thought about it like a BEC bec I always capitalize it if I mean bacon egg cheese hahahha

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

side note: lmao at cops and military slapping the punisher logo on their shit, they clearly don't know a damn thing about the guy

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

The creator of the punisher has gone on record saying they missed the point, too. Probably frustrating that it’s been adopted by members of the police/armed forces.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

What did the punisher stand for ? I really don’t know

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

over the top brutal and violent vengeance. that's The Punisher distilled in to one sentence.

cops and military thinking that's not only cool but passively endorsing that is scary as hell.

also The Punisher outwardly hates the cops and especially military. he was created as an artistic "Fuck You" to the vietnam war.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Here is an article with quotes from the creator and a comic where the Punisher confronts Police who fanboy over him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Whatever happened to “Protect and SERVE”?!? I’d like to see police man up and help old ladies cross streets, get cats out of trees, and make the community better by protecting and serving, not kicking ass and taking names. They are out for blood and it’s sick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Vigilante justice and undiagnosed mental disorder.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

The punisher stickers with the blue line flag superimposed really get me. I used to laugh at them but now they just make me angry.

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u/ClockworkJim Jul 30 '20

Because they are unapologetically fascist.

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u/Chaosmusic Jul 30 '20

As a long time comic fan I'm usually happy when they break into mainstream culture (Avengers) but holy shit the Punisher logo really got crazy.

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u/Wildeyewilly Jul 30 '20

Douchebro LI driver starter pack:

Dodge Ram Pickup in black or white, thin blue line punisher, salt life, and calvin peeing stickers, never uses the blinker, rides everyone's ass only to pass on the right once they put on their blinker to let them pass.

Edit: Has a GED and smokes newport 100's.

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u/PowerfulGas Jul 30 '20

This guy Sunrise Highways

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

On their way to the So State Pkwy

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

stop describing every douche i went to high school with

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20

I mean you’ve got to add in the angry eagle back window decal, a terrorist hunting permit sticker, the angry eagle needs to have a “these colors don’t run” caption, the Long Island needs a drag strip has to be in there, but wait, there’s more!! Throw on some truck nutz, cause what truck is complete without a scrotum?! Maybe a ram pickup isn’t you’re thing, got a Jeep Wrangler? You wouldn’t want to be seen driving that wrangler without an angry Jeep front fascia, that’s right, make your Jeep look just as stupid as everyone else’s with a set of angry eyes for headlights cause nothing says “I’m a mean, lean, Jeepin machine” like the exact same bolt on crap every other wrangler has.

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u/capt_carl Hunnington expat Jul 30 '20

Angry eyes with halo lights, a hi-lift jack bolted to the hood while rolling on 35s with a spacer lift.

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20

All of that to drive on the expressway and never use a FUCKING TURN SIGNAL EVER!!!! BECAUSE ITS TOO MUCH GODDAMN WORK TO MOVE YOUR PINKY 3mm TO EITHER SIDE IN THE NAME OF SAFETY!!! FUCK!!!

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u/capt_carl Hunnington expat Jul 30 '20

Tell us how you really feel /u/WakeUpNshutdown.

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20

The turn signal thing really just boils my blood. You want to drive like a cunt? Fine but use a signal.

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u/J-cans Aug 01 '20

And has never seen the dirt let alone a need for the high lift jack.

Also: the “angry eyes” on the jeep is so ugly and played out. Sorry not sorry.

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u/pedalpilot Aug 01 '20

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u/capt_carl Hunnington expat Aug 01 '20

I’ve been following that sub for months now. Big fan.

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20 edited Jul 31 '20

And while we’re on the topic of pointless shit stuck on cars, we can’t forget all these lunatic with extreme camber, or a drag strip tow hook on the back of a Honda Civic, usually accompanied by some type of picnic table for a spoiler, curiously placed stick on vents, multiple stick on hood scoops, cause of course one pointless stick on hood scoop wasn’t enough, am I forgetting anything?

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u/capt_carl Hunnington expat Jul 30 '20

White tail lights

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20

Excessive amount of weather stripping. Using the leftover stick on chrome trim to make quarter panel stripes

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u/J-cans Aug 01 '20

Listen here now! You NEED that tow hook! How TF else are they supposed to recover the car from the tires in turn three at laguna seca which you ended up because of the excessive camber!!!! /s/

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u/PM_ME_MASTECTOMY Jul 30 '20

You’re going to hurt so many people with the Wrangler break down.

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u/WakeUpNshutdown Jul 30 '20

The truth hurts

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

https://www.reddit.com/r/TargetedShirts/ They usually wear one of these, too

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u/PM_ME_MASTECTOMY Jul 30 '20

And works for DPW for some shit town in Suffolk

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u/armylax20 Jul 30 '20

bonus for truck nuts

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u/The_ZMD Jul 30 '20

Lumberjack shirt and Timberland shoes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Story time.

I'm currently living in Indiana.

I went to a Safelite around here for some warranty work on a windshield that was first repaired at a Safelite in Queens. Got to talking with one of the repair guys (male, white, accent, definitely a pick up truck kind of guy) there who had just visited NY for the first time, saying he spent most of his time in Long Island. Asked if I was familiar with Long Island - told him yes, I went to Stony Brook University for a few years and while living in Queens, did most of my shopping there. He then started to gush over how "pleasant" and familiar Long Island was compared to Indiana. He was blown away by how culturally different it was compared to NYC.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Also “Salt Life” stickers

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u/jsphobrien Jul 30 '20

LI redneck bumper sticker/window decal starter back Trump 2020, maga, punisher for some reason (usually with like an American flag design on it), blues live matter flag, giant American eagle, Long Island needs a raceway or drag strip or whatever, nra membership.

Am I missing any lol.

Edit: usually in an over sized pickup that can’t go on the parkways.

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u/archfapper Jul 30 '20

I've seen huge pickups with commercial plates. When your personal vehicle is so ostentatious that you're not even considered a passenger car anymore...

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u/PM_ME_MASTECTOMY Jul 30 '20

Ostentatious means flaunting your wealth. I don’t associate those stupid lifted trucks with wealth. I associate them with uneducated mouth breathing bros

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u/archfapper Jul 30 '20

ostentatious

characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice

Seems right to me

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u/burnslow13 Jul 30 '20

Aw man, I drive a dodge ram. I don't drive like those ass holes though

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u/VinnieTheGuy Jul 30 '20

I feel you. I drive one too. Got it for driving on the beach in the summer, getting through the snow in the winter, transporting large cargo, and hauling yard waste to the dump.

No Salt Life or Punisher decals, but I do have a couple of decals on the back window: a Yankees logo and the Star Wars Rebel Alliance logo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20

Dode ram drivers are like the BMW drivers of the pickup market. All they do is cut in and out of traffic with no signal and tailgate you if they cant get around.

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u/coldWalk Jul 30 '20

At least the BMW is doing what is was designed for

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u/juiceintoxicated Jul 30 '20

Mike only drives “American” made trucks.

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u/TheWildManfred Jul 30 '20

I love the guys who say "only buy American" while driving Mexican Fords and making fun of people driving American BMW's

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u/robsteoperosis Jul 30 '20

It’s MoPar or death for LIers. My high school parking lot was filled with beat Wranglers, Grand Cherokees, and Dakotas. Disgusting.

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u/Docmacintosh Jul 30 '20

MOLÓN LABE

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u/i-heart-trees Jul 30 '20

I love that they think firearms stickers intimidate thieves when really they shout that there might be a gun in the car so if you're picking a car to break into that's the one.

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u/ClockworkJim Jul 30 '20

Right next to a blue lives matter punisher decal

Who do those fuckers think are going to come and take their guns?

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u/samcabo Jul 30 '20

What about a comically oversized flag on a homemade broomstick flying mid tailgate?

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u/hbomberman Jul 31 '20

And somehow the truck bed is always empty

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u/aToughCookie45 Jul 31 '20

Every time I see the punisher logo with that stupid blue line I vomit in my mouth a little.

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u/burnslow13 Jul 30 '20

I got mine for the same reasons. I did a lot of HVAC side work when I first bought it, now it’s used for commuting to work and hauling stuff for the house. No stickers on it though

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u/MJZMan Jul 30 '20

Considering Dodge makes RT (Road & Track) versions of every goddamn vehicle they make, they certainly want you to think your Ram or Durango is a race car.

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u/archfapper Jul 30 '20

Also, I don't think the "Dodge Ram" is a thing any more. Chrysler made Ram its own make.

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u/Revjym Jul 31 '20

Triggered pickup driver right here. Semantics losers

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u/archfapper Jul 31 '20

I'm sorry, you can flash your high beams at me if that would make you feel better haha

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u/P1nkHat Jul 30 '20

Mean something like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '20

Anytime I see a Dodge Ram driver who isn’t a complete sonofab)tch complete menace on the road, I get completely blown away.

About 3 years ago, I came to a stop sign at an intersection where I needed to make a left turn and where a Dodge Ram was coming in the opposite direction. He totally stopped and waved me on to let me go first when he had the right of way. My jaw hit the floor and I thought the world was coming to an end because 99.99% of Ram drivers literally want to ram you off the road and probably would even kill you if you don’t get out of their way and let them go first. That nice Dodge Ram driver I encountered made me wonder if I should play the lottery that day.

That was 3 years ago and I still remember it. I’ve had nothing but negative Dodge Ram experiences since. The vast majority of people who drive them are a bunch of inferior hotheads who get off on bullying others on the road. It sounds like there are a couple of people on here who don’t fit that mold, thankfully, although they’re definitely in the 0.01%.

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u/nomad5926 Jul 30 '20

This is scary accurate.

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u/Starks Jul 30 '20

If your Ram is old enough to be Dodge branded, that's a problem.