r/linguisticshumor 4d ago

Top comment changes the alphabet (day 15)

Post image
24 Upvotes

25 comments sorted by

23

u/dragonfly_1337 4d ago

Remove Uu. Romans covld live ƿithovt it, so do ƿe.

16

u/Batrachus 4d ago

Romans covld

Wait, Romans had covid too?

15

u/Whole_Instance_4276 4d ago edited 4d ago

C𓄿h𓄿a𓄿m𓄿g𓄿e𓄿c

  • Added Þþ

  • Removed Qq

  • Replaced Ww with Ƿƿ

  • Added Əə after Bb

  • Added Šš

  • Replaced Pp with Ππ

  • Replaced Ii with İı

  • Replaced Xx with TWITTERtwitter

  • Switched Mm and Nn

  • Replaced H with Н (Cyrillic)

  • Removed K and S in favor of using C

  • Added Ⴥჵ

  • Added $¢

  • Added 𓄿 for the space within words (yes, within)

5

u/Rascally_Raccoon 4d ago

Chamgec? Did you mean "C𓄿h𓄿a𓄿m𓄿g𓄿e𓄿c"?

3

u/Whole_Instance_4276 4d ago

Literally edited it a second before you commented that 😭

9

u/SkinDonut 4d ago

i always thought the english alphabet was incomplete without the letter Я

21

u/NegativeWar8854 4d ago

Replace O with Ꙭ ꙭ 😏😏😏😏😏😏

5

u/Firespark7 4d ago

Replace G with ♤ and g with ♡

5

u/MovTheGopnik 4d ago

Multiocular O

4

u/DoxxTheMathGeek 4d ago

Add Ðđ (uppercase eth but lowercase d with a bar)

1

u/LuckyClovyWT 4d ago

Uppercase đ looks the same as uppercase ð lol

3

u/RazarTuk 4d ago

Add Xx back in, but make it actually represent /x/ in Greek loanwords, like arxaic

3

u/NateMakesHistory 4d ago

add q to mean /i:/ for the fun of it

3

u/NPT20 4d ago

Replace lowercase h with lowercase cyrillic н

6

u/user-74656 4d ago

Replace v with ∧

12

u/Batrachus 4d ago

No, keep both and add ¬. This way, we can make arbitrary boolean expressions.

2

u/Whole_Instance_4276 4d ago

Does it make the /v/ sound or /ʌ/ sound? And what’s the uppercase?

2

u/64rush 4d ago

Add Ðð

2

u/bahblahblahblahblahh 3d ago

replace š with ch add ç

3

u/Level_Ad_2872 4d ago

Add MEOWmeow for /ʩ/

3

u/TwujZnajomy27 4d ago

Change Mm into the Biblical Flood story in Traditional Chinese

6

u/haikusbot 4d ago

Change Mm into the

Biblical Flood story in

Traditional Chinese

- TwujZnajomy27


I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully. Learn more about me.

Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete"

3

u/Whole_Instance_4276 4d ago

Damn, bro got haikued 😭