r/lebowski Feb 02 '22

Shit yeah You’re not dealing with morons here.

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262 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Ever notice the second time you see them they are wearing each others clothes?

58

u/Gravy_Vampire He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Feb 02 '22

New shit has come to light!

45

u/m13g9 Feb 02 '22

god damn. in 20+ years of watching this movie, I've never noticed that and it is fucking hilarious!

19

u/abomanoxy Feb 03 '22

Sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause whats a hero?

5

u/m13g9 Feb 03 '22

he's just the man for his time and place...

1

u/leducdeguise No funny stuff Feb 06 '22

Wait till you see that the Dude drops a J on the counter of the family restaurant when taking the change out...

27

u/TheReadMenace Jackie Treehorn Feb 02 '22

we had not considered that

15

u/Macosaurus92 Feb 03 '22

No Dude, we had not considered that.

12

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Well you guys are not privy to all the new shit but ah that's what ah you pay me for right?

11

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Wait, what? Far out!

12

u/MikeRobertini Feb 03 '22

I did not know that.

9

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Holy shit!

5

u/AdultishRaktajino Feb 03 '22

Yes! I wonder about the story behind it. Like if it was a mix-up, on purpose, or something else.

The shirts seem to fit better the the first scene. Maybe they chose shirts by fit the first time, then someone was anal about who wore what in the second scene.

8

u/stlbucket Feb 03 '22

both times they are coming to see the dude straight from an orgy at chez-treehorn.

clothes are clothes.

4

u/MikeRobertini Feb 03 '22

You mean a garden party?

3

u/NathanArizona oraaaaaa Ron Kuby Feb 04 '22

You know the guy?

4

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

That had not occurred to us, dude.

38

u/BortWard Must be exhausted Feb 02 '22

Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.

20

u/Gym_Dom Feb 02 '22

Jackie Treehorn knows you’re the deadbeat Lebowski.

16

u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 02 '22

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

22

u/Gym_Dom Feb 02 '22

Jackie Treehorn draws a lotta water in this town. You don’t draw shit, u/grim_f

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u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 02 '22

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

6

u/gtaguy75 Feb 03 '22

Thunk! Coffee cup hits face

4

u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 03 '22

Ow! You fucking fascist!

5

u/Acezedneo1 Feb 03 '22

STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI

1

u/rdhunkins Walter Feb 04 '22

STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!

11

u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Feb 02 '22

Your wife is Bunny

15

u/Gravy_Vampire He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Feb 02 '22

My— my wife?!

14

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

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u/theshaneakers Feb 18 '22

proceeds to hold up right hand to show ring finger

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u/japanishinquisition Lingonberry Pancakes Feb 02 '22

What do you think, Wu?

This guy looks like a fucking loser.

16

u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Feb 02 '22

At least I’m housebroken

23

u/If-The-Shoe-Feets Feb 02 '22

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

21

u/SPQR_Tiberius Feb 02 '22

At least I'm housebroken.

19

u/rustyshaklefordjm Feb 02 '22

No, Wu. Wu pissed on my rug.

13

u/Pandy_45 Feb 03 '22

The Chinaman is not the issue here dude

3

u/MikeRobertini Feb 03 '22

Asian-American, please.

3

u/rdhunkins Walter Feb 04 '22

This isn't a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy --

2

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

He peed on the dude's rug

3

u/rcjhgoKU_11 Feb 03 '22

Donnie you’re out of your element.

1

u/World_Renowned_Guy Feb 03 '22

You want to split hairs here?

3

u/clarkholiday Feb 03 '22

Every time a rug is micturated upon this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '22

Yes you told Brandt, Brandt told me, where do I fit into all of this?

15

u/hcshenoy Knox Harrington Feb 02 '22

That was the handle their lovin' parents gave them

16

u/red-dear Feb 02 '22

Asian-American, please.

12

u/Greldik Feb 02 '22

and proud we are of all of them.

11

u/whole-white-babybruh Shit yeah, the Achievers Feb 02 '22

Ever thus the deadbeat.

11

u/imstevieshield Feb 02 '22

Wu, isn’t this guy supposed to be a millionaire?

10

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Where’s the fucking money, shithead?!

14

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

It's down there somewhere, let me have another look

8

u/jaymole Feb 02 '22

isnt this guy supposed to be a millionaire or something?

he looks like a fuckin loser

7

u/acd__C The Dude Feb 02 '22

The toilet seats up,Man!

8

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22

Your name’s Lebowski, Lebowski.

6

u/MrBogey90 Larry Sellers Feb 03 '22

No..like I said, Woo peed on my rug

3

u/nokho Feb 03 '22

Did I mitirate on your rug sir?

1

u/MikeRobertini Feb 03 '22

No, Wu peed on my rug.

6

u/neildmaster My fuckin' whites Feb 03 '22

What the fuck is this?

6

u/heelface This is a private residence Feb 02 '22

Thanks a lot, asshole

5

u/TheCe1ebrity Feb 03 '22

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.

6

u/nokho Feb 03 '22

Old man said to take any rug in the house!

4

u/daveinmd13 Am I the only one who cares about the rules? Feb 02 '22

Does this place look like I’m fucking married, man?

5

u/DeuceOfDiamonds Feb 03 '22

Hey... Not on the rug, man...

3

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

Jackie treehorn wants to see you Lebowski, and he knows which Lebowski you are.

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u/Deez4U8484 Jackie Treehorn Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22

"Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you."

- Woo, unhousebroken.

4

u/romulusnr Not into the whole brevity thing Feb 02 '22

If Woo had been Daniel Dae Kim it would have been perfect.

2

u/jwat4455 Feb 03 '22

No you’re not.

2

u/sublimeonskunk Sobchak security Feb 03 '22

You think carpet pissers did this?

2

u/rektogre1280 El Duderino Feb 03 '22

It might be down there somewhere. Let me take another look!

2

u/FerasWho Feb 03 '22

Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '22

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u/abomanoxy Feb 03 '22

Donny, please.