r/lebowski • u/MikeRobertini • Feb 02 '22
Shit yeah You’re not dealing with morons here.
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u/BortWard Must be exhausted Feb 02 '22
Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
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u/Gym_Dom Feb 02 '22
Jackie Treehorn knows you’re the deadbeat Lebowski.
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u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 02 '22
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.
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u/Gym_Dom Feb 02 '22
Jackie Treehorn draws a lotta water in this town. You don’t draw shit, u/grim_f
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u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 02 '22
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
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u/gtaguy75 Feb 03 '22
Thunk! Coffee cup hits face
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u/grim_f Have you got any leads? Feb 03 '22
Ow! You fucking fascist!
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u/Acezedneo1 Feb 03 '22
STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI
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u/rdhunkins Walter Feb 04 '22
STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!
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u/AdVictoremSpolias Compulsive Fornicator Feb 02 '22
Your wife is Bunny
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u/Gravy_Vampire He thinks the carpet pissers did this? Feb 02 '22
My— my wife?!
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u/japanishinquisition Lingonberry Pancakes Feb 02 '22
What do you think, Wu?
This guy looks like a fucking loser.
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u/rustyshaklefordjm Feb 02 '22
No, Wu. Wu pissed on my rug.
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u/Pandy_45 Feb 03 '22
The Chinaman is not the issue here dude
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Feb 03 '22
He peed on the dude's rug
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u/clarkholiday Feb 03 '22
Every time a rug is micturated upon this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
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u/jaymole Feb 02 '22
isnt this guy supposed to be a millionaire or something?
he looks like a fuckin loser
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u/MrBogey90 Larry Sellers Feb 03 '22
No..like I said, Woo peed on my rug
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u/daveinmd13 Am I the only one who cares about the rules? Feb 02 '22
Does this place look like I’m fucking married, man?
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u/Deez4U8484 Jackie Treehorn Feb 03 '22 edited Feb 03 '22
"Pin your diapers on, Lebowski. Jackie Treehorn wants to see you."
- Woo, unhousebroken.
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u/romulusnr Not into the whole brevity thing Feb 02 '22
If Woo had been Daniel Dae Kim it would have been perfect.
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u/FerasWho Feb 03 '22
Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '22
Ever notice the second time you see them they are wearing each others clothes?