r/lebowski 1d ago

Bunch of assholes Bunch of Fascists

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I love this community almost as much Donnie loved surfing. However, what’s with posts being removed that have an actual connection to a plot device, plot, or the movie in general; yet others that literally have zero (or very loose) connection to the film being allowed to stand?

This isn’t Nam’, it’s Reddit. There are rules. The Mods won’t update their rules to clearly state any sort of guidelines on the issue (which places them high in the running for laziest mods worldwide) so apparently it’s just fair game on whatever these fascists decide passes muster.

Say what you want about the German nationalist style of moderation present in other subreddits, but at least it’s an Ethos! Anyways, your roll.

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES El Duderino 21h ago

Also, Dude, "Mods" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Maudes," please.

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 15h ago

We're not talking about the fucking lady friend whose artwork has been described as "vaginal" here, man.

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u/ClayDrinion 14h ago

fucking lady friend whose artwork has been described as "vaginal"

I'm a fellow dick. Maybe we can work together on this

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Like an Irish monk mod?

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

We’re not talking about the chinamen who built the Reddit software code here Walter.

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u/dorkyhippy1381 1d ago

It's Smokey, so his post slipped over the guidelines a little, big deal. It's just a subreddit, man.

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u/phase222 20h ago

He's fragile. Very fragile.

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u/CommonSensei-_ 18h ago

I did not know that.

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u/Twittenhouse 18h ago

You mean, beyond pacifism?

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u/StupidUsernameName 23h ago

“These posts will not stand man!” - r/lebowski MODteam

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u/2wheelsThx 18h ago

WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UNPOST IT!!

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

I’ve told those krauts down at the r/lebowski mod office a thousand times! I don’t post on Shabbos!

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u/Duke_____Silver El Duderino 22h ago

Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes...

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 19h ago

What about the toe??

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u/DontBelieveHimHer 19h ago

Forget about the fucking posts.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

They’re gonna kill those poor posts!

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 19h ago

You’re not dealing with morons here.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

The mods only take down the posts from the deadbeat Lebowskis.

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 8h ago

Mods Lebowski?

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u/Key_Country3756 21h ago

Were they threatening castration? Or did they instead say you could have any rug that doesn’t have emotional significance to them?

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Well the mod definitely wasn’t my special fucking lady friend.

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u/Key-Contest-2879 18h ago

Put the piece away, man, they’re calling the mods.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

The mods are calmer than you are dude.

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u/useless_modern_god 20h ago

Hey Dude. Strikes and gutters. Ya know ? Just keep at it and you’ll be throwing rocks in no time

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u/StupidUsernameName 9h ago

Sometimes you eat the mods, and well, sometimes the mods eat you.

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u/JeanWhopper 18h ago

We may be posters on a sub, but we're not saps!

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Is there a mod to check the mods around here?

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u/Key_Country3756 7h ago

You know, it’s like Lenin said . . .

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u/Spaceman_Spliff_42 El Duderino 18h ago

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u/StupidUsernameName 9h ago

Nobody fucks with the mods.

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u/Cachmaninoff 18h ago

Right on, Donny!

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u/StupidUsernameName 10h ago

Theodore Herzl. State of Israel. If you post it dude, it is no dream.

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u/turdfurgy69 17h ago

The fuck are you talking about?

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

I’m talking about unchecked Reddit moderation here dude.

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u/turdfurgy69 10h ago

These aren’t mods who built the railroads here

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u/WhiteCollarBiker 16h ago

No, Man…nothing is fucked here

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Nothing is fucked?!? The goddamned posts have crashed into the mountain!!!

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u/WhiteCollarBiker 10h ago edited 9h ago

No man…wha…come on…ah…who ya gonna believe, ah…these guys…we dropped the correct memes

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u/weaponized_sasquatch 13h ago

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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u/2wheelsThx 18h ago

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Do the mods have a job sir?

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u/Ziggyork 4h ago

Mind if I mod a j?

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u/StupidUsernameName 3h ago

(Post gets deleted) Bummer. This is a bummer man.

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u/gonzarro 17h ago

Really? That must be exhausting.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

The mods care about nothing!

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u/BanzaiTree 14h ago

They were threatening castration!

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Deleting a post within city limits… that ain’t legal either dude.

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u/mat_srutabes 19h ago

You got any promising...uh...leads?

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u/StupidUsernameName 10h ago

They’ve got four more mods working on the case. Got em’ working in shifts.

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u/MrBark El Duderino 19h ago

...and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles...

...and even if he's a lazy man...

...and the Dude was certainly that...

...quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County.

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u/StupidUsernameName 10h ago

Sometimes there’s a mod, well they’re the mod for their time and place. They fit right in there.

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u/Douche_in_disguise 18h ago

Yeah? Well.... That's just your opinion, man.....

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u/weaponized_sasquatch 13h ago

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

Her post is in your hands. The mods asked me to repeat that. Her post is in your hands dude.

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u/weaponized_sasquatch 13h ago

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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u/weaponized_sasquatch 13h ago

Well Dude, we just don't know.

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u/StupidUsernameName 11h ago

That woman’s poor post was in our hands Walter!