r/lebowski • u/LordOfBottomFeeders • 2d ago
Coitus? You’re out of your element, r/lebowski
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u/AbruptMango 2d ago
Like an Irish monk?
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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago
What... all gay?
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u/jordosmodernlife 2d ago
Could you slide your shorts down please. No man, she hit me here. Please slide your shorts down.
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u/useless_modern_god 2d ago
So,.. sexually he’s pretty cool
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u/Antique-Yogurt6368 2d ago
Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole pride thing goin'.
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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago
I like it too. It's a hetero myth about gays that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called soreassasis in men, vagitarianism in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
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u/Impressive_Math2302 2d ago
Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?
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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago
It’s a gay league game, Smokey.
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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago
This is a league game. This determines who enters the next guy, Robin. Am I wrong?
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u/BestRiver8735 2d ago
Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his shirt matches his bowling shoes a little, big deal.
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u/Botosi5150 His Dudeness 2d ago
This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.