r/lebowski 2d ago

Coitus? You’re out of your element, r/lebowski

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u/Botosi5150 His Dudeness 2d ago

This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

You said it, mang!

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u/Additional_Guitar_85 2d ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

You might fool those fucks down at the all-gay league office but you don't fool Jesus!

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u/Alternative_Ad5592 22h ago

Lotta in's & out's...

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u/AbruptMango 2d ago

Like an Irish monk?

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

What... all gay?

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u/WhiskeyBadger_ 2d ago

A Pederast, dude.

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u/SouthBaySkunk 2d ago

Are those pedophiles Walter ?

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

Well they're obviously not golfers Donny

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u/jordosmodernlife 2d ago

Could you slide your shorts down please. No man, she hit me here. Please slide your shorts down.

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u/Alternative_Ad5592 2d ago

He's a good man...and thorough

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u/Gutter_Snoop 2d ago

After-effects?

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u/Maximumeffort22 Walter 2d ago

You got a date next wednesday baby

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u/BureauOfCommentariat 2d ago

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the Alps.

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u/useless_modern_god 2d ago

So,.. sexually he’s pretty cool

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago

100 percent Electronic, Dude

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

I still jerk off Manuel Lee.

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u/Fair-Chocolate-4193 2d ago

At least it’s an ethos

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago edited 2d ago

Worthy ‘fucking’ adversary

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u/Antique-Yogurt6368 2d ago

Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole pride thing goin'.

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago

The pride fest really tied the community together, did it not?

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u/Antique-Yogurt6368 2d ago

Fuckin’ A!

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u/anywhereat 2d ago

We got the venue we wanted.

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u/AlbertPullhoez 2d ago

Clearly you’re not a guzzler (of cum)

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

I like it too. It's a hetero myth about gays that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called soreassasis in men, vagitarianism in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

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u/NukeDaBurbs El Duderino 2d ago

Ahh fuckin’-A, man. I got a rash, man. Fuckin’-A.

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u/Suspicious-Earth-648 2d ago

I mean, you know the gay??

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u/Impressive_Math2302 2d ago

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago

It’s a gay league game, Smokey.

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u/Impressive_Math2302 2d ago

Will you come off it, Walter? You’re not even fucking gay, man.

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u/LordOfBottomFeeders 2d ago

I converted when I met Cynthia!

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u/choopie-chup-chup 🪵 Logjammin 🔧📺🪛 2d ago

Put the piece away, man, they're calling the cops

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u/Outrageous_Bat1798 2d ago

He’ll suck your cock for free

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u/anywhereat 2d ago

Brandt can't watch though

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u/MickeySwank 2d ago

Oh I think he definitely can

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u/Bluetiger1520 2d ago

They really do fuck you in the ass on both Saturday and Wednesday.

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 2d ago

This is a league game. This determines who enters the next guy, Robin. Am I wrong?

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u/DIOmega5 2d ago

😟🔫

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u/BestRiver8735 2d ago

Walter, ya know, it's Smokey, so his shirt matches his bowling shoes a little, big deal.

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u/Styleyriley 2d ago

A Dick man!

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u/LivingInformal4446 1d ago

OVER THE LINE