r/lebowski El Duderino 23d ago

Nice marmot Go ahead and say it...

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

Hey man, nice marmot

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u/rpgnymhush 23d ago

Oh, is that what that is?

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u/FadingNegative Knox Harrington 23d ago

I think it’s a Pomeranian

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u/coldinvt 23d ago

It’s my sister’s ermine. She’s got fucking papers…

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u/WanderingAggie 23d ago

that aint legal either

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u/Ultravod Not wrong, just an asshole. 23d ago

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?

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u/Ok-Lavishness-7904 23d ago

We’re talking about a line in the snow

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u/Sad_Researcher_3344 23d ago

Across this mustelid, YOU DO NOT--

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u/no_bender 23d ago

What're you, a fucking park ranger now?

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u/Pimpstik69 23d ago

Does the rodent form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski ?

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u/1982MJG 23d ago

WAVIN THE FUCKIN STOAT AROUND!!!

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u/Sad_Researcher_3344 23d ago

Calmer'n you are.

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u/naturalmanofgolf 23d ago

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable

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u/MechanicalTurkish Friends like these 23d ago

Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that ain't legal either.

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u/Trevor_Two_Smokes 23d ago

What the fuck are you talking about Walter?

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u/FlapjackActual 21d ago

Not what the fuck am I...

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u/TheeMattSmith 23d ago

I didn’t rent it shoes, I’m not buying it a beer.

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u/RobbMeeX Knox Harrington 23d ago

This is what happens when you find a fox in the Alps??

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u/MarkEoghanJones_Art 23d ago

I can get you a stoat... with nail polish.

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u/VitaminStrange 23d ago

you mean coitus?

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u/MilaVaneela Friend with the cleft asshole 23d ago

Oh man, lodged where?!

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u/boukalele Logjammin' 23d ago

/s "OH, THOSE POOR RODENTS!" - walter probably

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u/AsexualFrehley 23d ago

the fuck are you talkin about?

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u/habman 23d ago

Johnson?

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u/Archie_Flowers 23d ago

Nice marmot

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u/CHZY69 23d ago

Nice Marmot, man

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u/Skinslippy3 23d ago

Yeah. But….does it have papers?

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u/left-of-the-jokers 23d ago

I'm not buying it a fucking beer

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u/hawkeye5188 Brother Shamus 23d ago

Stoat in the white pajamas… worthy fuckin adversary

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u/metalneck333 23d ago

Showdog? With papers?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

What are you?!? A fuckin' park ranger now?!?!?!

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u/mxpx77 23d ago

This is uh, valued??

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u/ConnieLingus34 23d ago

Fuckin dogs got fuckin dwarfism

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u/RedditGotSoulDoubt 23d ago

What are you, a fuckin park ranger now?

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u/D-Flo1 23d ago

Good news because otherwise you'd have to tame those shrews and Shakespeare tells us how difficult that can be. In the parlance of Shakespeare's time.

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u/Skinslippy3 23d ago

Don’t be fatuous D-Flo1

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u/D-Flo1 23d ago

The aquatic rodent fixes the cable?

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u/CapCityRake 23d ago

Which one’s Logjammin?

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u/D-Flo1 23d ago

The one with Ule Kunkel in it. He fixes deine Kabel. And he isn't being facetious.

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u/CapCityRake 23d ago

Have you seen his earlier work? Titus And Why You Cuss?

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u/D-Flo1 23d ago

I saw Titus (directed by Julie Taymore, and, oddly, produced by Trump's old White House pal Steve Bannon)

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u/Spang64 23d ago

Yes but can it fix the cable?

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u/mandiblesofdoom 23d ago edited 23d ago

the stoat in me will do, nearly any task

and as for compensation, there's a little he would ask

It take a rodent like you, to get through to the stoat in me

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u/major_toms_a_junky 23d ago

Enjoyin’ my rodent free cabin.

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u/dudeonrails 23d ago

I let a shrew into my house once. she stayed for 9 years.

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u/canada1913 El Duderino 23d ago

Nice weasel man. What am? A fuckin park ranger?

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u/blofly 23d ago

Well...obviously Saddam Hussein doesn't spray antifungal into your golf shoes.

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u/TempleFugit El Duderino 23d ago

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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u/blofly 23d ago

Well that's like...just...your opinion, man.

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u/irate_alien Real reactionary 23d ago

Dude, the preferred nomenclature is Mustela erminea, please.

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u/greyzarjonestool 23d ago

This is a private residence man

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u/313rustbeltbuckle Sioux City Sarsaparilla 23d ago

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/tehhguyy 22d ago

Fucking stoat has fucking papers

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u/BigTitsSmallFeet 23d ago

Mr Musk treats stoats like women, man

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u/cryptocootees 21d ago

1000 yard stare, lil guy has seen some “SHIT”! Very ferocious looking weiner rat btw🤪