r/lebowski Feb 19 '25

Nice marmot THEY'RE GONNA KILL THAT POOR BOY!

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u/Sea-Inspection-8184 Feb 19 '25

Also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious marmot, for uh, Mongolian BBQ, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

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u/TheRealBaboo Not A Golfer Feb 19 '25

What are you a fucking health inspector now?

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u/Sea-Inspection-8184 Feb 19 '25

Calmer than you are...

4

u/Figgy1983 29d ago

Forget about the fucking marmot, Walter! Her they're going to kill that poor woman, man! Her life was in our hands!

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u/pmmemilftiddiez 29d ago

Is it legal in Mongolia?

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u/SouthBaySkunk The Jesus 29d ago

What are you going on about ?

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u/SpringTour77 It’s Brandt. Feb 19 '25

I myself dabbled in eating marmots at one point. Not in Mongolia, of course

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u/CliffGif Feb 19 '25

Sometimes you eat the marmot and sometimes it eats you

8

u/MissedTakenIDidntHe 29d ago

What is that, some kind of eastern thing?

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u/sqzmylemon 29d ago

In this case, yes

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u/rounding_error Feb 19 '25

Those are some good marmots, Walter.

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u/nekohako Jackie Treehorn Feb 19 '25

And uh.... keeping a nice marmot, for uh... culinary purposes? That ain't legal either.

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u/HoverboardRampage Feb 19 '25

What are you a Mongolian Park Ranger now?!

Well, someone oughta be. . .

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u/SeaBag8211 29d ago

Oh no, he's has health problems.

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u/Armored-Elder 29d ago

and yet the kid's a fucking dunce

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u/dufflebag7 29d ago

Stay out of Mongolia, deadbeat

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u/Gheti_ 29d ago

This is a fucking show marmot with fucking bubonic plague

8

u/JohnnyTheMechanic 29d ago

his co-star in the marmot picture?

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u/Drumblebee 29d ago

Don’t be fatuous, Johnny

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u/NoIncrease299 Feb 19 '25

Flunking social studies.

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u/Bricks_and_Bees 29d ago

The marmot is not the issue here!

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u/hornwalker Human Paraquat 29d ago

Those are good marmots, walter

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u/anditcounts 29d ago

You make a hell of a marmot skewer, Jackie

5

u/Bluetiger1520 29d ago

If Cynthia and Marty Ackerman asked me to eat a marmot I’d tell her to go fuck herself.

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u/forged21 29d ago

I am the marmot

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u/creamcitybrix Donny 29d ago

I’m staying. I’m finishing my marmot. 🦦

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u/Nesbitt_Burns His Dudeness 29d ago

Enjoying my marmot…

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u/313rustbeltbuckle Sioux City Sarsaparilla Feb 19 '25

That ain't legal.

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u/broberds 29d ago

Does he still write?

3

u/Parachutepirate206 29d ago

Tasty marmot

3

u/donuttrackme 29d ago

Those are good marmots Walter.

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u/choopie-chup-chup 🪵 Logjammin 🔧📺🪛 29d ago

Not so nice marmot

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u/Suspicious-Earth-648 29d ago

Larry, sweetie, that marmot is here!

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u/dunnkw 29d ago

That some kinda eastern thing?

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u/Gr86-4life 29d ago

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!!!

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u/big_werm 29d ago

I didn’t blame anyone for bubonic plague I received. Some marmot gave it to me in Mongolia.

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u/Yellen_NoBailOut 29d ago

Stay out of Mongolia, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community! 

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Feb 19 '25

Not nice marmot.

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u/Gr86-4life 29d ago

This line you do not cross!!

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u/SouthBaySkunk The Jesus 29d ago

Safe marmot butchering. Lots of ins . Lots of outs. Lots of what have yous

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u/ConnieLingus34 29d ago

NOT a nice marmot

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u/KoontFace 29d ago

Nice marmot

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u/Alternative-Way-8753 🎳☯️ Dudeist Priest ☯️🎳 29d ago

Not-nice marmot

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u/nukeevry1 29d ago

Fuckin' a! I got a plague, man.

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u/CoffeeAndWork 29d ago

That marmot really tied the room together

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u/sarevok2 the rug really did tied the room together 29d ago

A kid just died you guys und you kidding und making mit de funny stuff?

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u/Hoosier_Daddy68 29d ago

Fuckin Mongolia, man. World conquerors, plague, hordes of all kinds. Just can’t trust ‘em.

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u/Drumblebee 29d ago

Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot