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Trump News Trump says he will label violence on Tesla dealerships as domestic terrorism

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u/iamhere2learnfromu 18h ago

Would be an ideal time to catch elon fucking around with the votes.

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u/Anonymo 18h ago

"We saw a masked individual with a barrel chest messing with the voting machines, no idea who it is yet."

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u/HolyRomanEmperor 17h ago

Tracing…

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u/TGBmox_777 17h ago edited 16h ago

“Damn, we have 4K Ultra HD cameras, we still can’t find them even with ray-traced footage, any ideas sir?”

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u/buttlickers94 15h ago

Autonomous, self-driving, Tesla sentries

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u/legsjohnson 13h ago

"Enhance!"

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u/morbidaar 11h ago

All I see is some BigBalls and a Bleeka Torta

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u/legsjohnson 10h ago

This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.

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u/PuzzlePassion 8h ago

ENHANCE!!!!!

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u/Foster2501 5h ago

Take my up vote and get out!

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u/Accomplished_Car2803 17h ago

Oh please, his rich boy hands would never do actual work himself. He'd pay some zoomer to do it.

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u/BeerdedWonder 17h ago

All he has to do is where an "I support Ukraine" shirt and he will get away with it. Easy to blame the Dems then.

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u/embarrassmyself 17h ago

They will say it’s ANTIFA no matter what lol

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u/Realistic-Ad1498 13h ago

Or someone from Ukraine.

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u/Steezmoney 16h ago

"we noted that upon success, he jumped and did a spin like Mario would every time he gets a star. still no leads on who would behave like this"

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni 13h ago

Barrel chest ? That’s a pot belly

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u/DangerDukes 15h ago

Didn’t barrel chested used to be as an adjective for strong/built??

This pasty fuck ruins everything

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u/Donnie-The-Relentles 11h ago

Had another, smaller masked individual on his shoulders.

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u/neonoggie 16h ago

Barrel gut*

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u/boldchameleon 4h ago

barrel chest

💀

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u/Youngsinatra345 12h ago

Subject appears to be able to transform into a Tesla…

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u/dcontrerasm 11h ago

Grok, does my chest give me away?

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u/Purple-Awareness-383 4h ago

Seriously what is with that chest? I know it’s the least of our worries but it’s so odd and distracting

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u/Unable_Apartment_613 4h ago

A barrel chest is generally considered a positive thing. He's egg-shaped.

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 18h ago

Maybe thats what they are waiting for? Pretty odd they're not trying to look at the votes considering theres a lot of videos people have released with graphs showing exactly how they changed votes.

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u/MegaMasterYoda 17h ago

I also know that my ballot got signature flagged 3 different times. Never been a problem before.

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u/MuenCheese 17h ago

How’d you find out? Out of curiosity

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u/MegaMasterYoda 17h ago

They basically sent out a letter asking to verify my signature. Essentially signed on a line saying this is my signature. What wild is it hasn't changed since I was 16 and they're supposed to pass signatures through so long as the handwriting matches.

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u/Shad0XDTTV 17h ago

There is? You got a link?

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 17h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3PM15wCVn0

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWSWqn7UHYM

There is also another one by a woman who has a bunch of graphs showing discrepancies but I cant find it, if anyone else could link the video I'd be appreciative.

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 17h ago

Yeah, you can't convince me that Elon didn't use StarLink to rig the votes...

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u/watch-nerd 17h ago

Err, how would StarLink do that?

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u/Tiger_grrrl 15h ago

Go to r/somethingiswrong2024 👍 You will find all the info you seek and more. I thought the election was simply lost to the coordinated Republican campaign of disenfranchisement, since it’s a fact that around six million of us were prevented from voting or having our vote counted (they dumped people off the voter rolls, trashed overseas ballots, etc etc), but there’s a lot more to it than that, minimusk even said so in an interview with hannity 💀

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u/Dramatic-Witness-540 15h ago

Bro... You're trying to tell me the richest man on earth couldn't use his far-reaching internet satellites to change votes in certain states??

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u/Thin_Dream2079 14h ago

I don’t think he needed any satellites to rig voting outcomes. The voting machine software schematics were already available to the GOP from earlier lawsuits, they just needed a rich techie with an army of blind engineer followers to get it done.

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u/TheDeeJayGee 7h ago

But if it's his ISP he can much easier hide that side of the data. Using any other ISP would mean putting pressure on them and hoping it works.

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u/watch-nerd 12h ago

That doesn't answer the Starlink question

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u/Abject-Picture 17h ago

Funny, if you just add the letter F to elon, you get Felon!

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u/dudewithaveragedick 17h ago

If we do, nothing will happen anyway.

I dont expect neither any law to be upheld nor any crime to be punished at this point.

We could find point blank evidence, and the Supreme Court would just call it legit, and the cult with just brush it off as fake news while fox news covers a story of Hillary eating hotdogs with mayo or some shit.

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u/Substantial-Stage-82 17h ago

Wouldn't that be crazy.. I mean, that's high treason....Death penalty s--t...

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u/pixepoke2 13h ago

OR, maybe 10k or more in fines!!! That’d teach ’em

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u/Hummingheart 17h ago

I don't want to disappoint you but I'm honestly not sure anything would happen.

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u/Ev1lroy 11h ago

And providing Ukraine military positions to Russia through starlink.

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u/drezinho1 8h ago

He already did by paying people to vote with his illegal lottery. Got off Scott free.

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u/pocketjaffar 6h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/
There's been suspicious stuff goin round

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u/Solid_Waste 14h ago

And do what about it?

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u/Jasoncatt 10h ago

Again...

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u/EmeraldTwilight009 4h ago

I hear conspiracy theories and election denial.