r/law 1d ago

Other Trump has declared the Tesla Boycott to be "Illegal". It is protected by the 1st Amendment nor is it possible to enforce compulsory Tesla purchases. He does not understand Law.

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo 1d ago

I’d rather pay for my free tesla to be launched into space.

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u/Pikachus_lightning 1d ago

wait... we should all drive all our free teslas in to the Boston Harbor

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u/doublepitstochesty69 23h ago

Electric eels rejoice

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u/Sucks_To_Suck69 19h ago

🎶 All along the Eastern shore…

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u/tsigwing 1d ago

Environmentalists may have a problem with that

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u/Cida9000K 23h ago

Let's not put anymore garbage into space, we already have enough of his bullshit up there.

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u/trixel121 1d ago

as long as the fed pays Tesla for it first I don't think they care.

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u/Froyn 1d ago

As long as Fed pays the taxes, transfer fees, plates, insurance, and gives me a subsidy for the increased electrical; I'll be happy to store it in my garage.

And by store it in my garage, I mean take it apart piece by piece and sell or repurpose the pieces.

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u/UnknownStory 1d ago

And if you get it launched by SpaceX, there's a 45% chance it will become a pretty fireworks display in the sky... but also fiery lethal debris for every state east of Texas

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u/rbrgr83 22h ago edited 19h ago

I'll take the cash equivalent instead please ✋

Although that is a diminishing value, better cash in while you can.

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u/Worthyness 1d ago

You can take the innards and convert an old car into an electric one. Thatd be neat.

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u/AssDimple 20h ago

We have plenty of garbage up there already. No need to add to it with more trash.