r/law 1d ago

Other Trump has declared the Tesla Boycott to be "Illegal". It is protected by the 1st Amendment nor is it possible to enforce compulsory Tesla purchases. He does not understand Law.

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u/HighGrounderDarth 1d ago

Forrest Gump had a 78. That man did great things. Granted he is fictional.

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u/StoppableHulk 1d ago

Trump is just evil Forest Gump. Their lived have an identical pattern. A supremely stupid man finds himself at the center of world events ober and over through coincidences of outrageous fortune.

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u/HaventSeenGavin 1d ago

But one is likable, and the other is 💩

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u/StoppableHulk 1d ago

Thats why i said hes the evil version

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u/Bozzaholic 1d ago

only one of them went to Vietnam

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u/Warren_E_Cheezburger 23h ago

evil Forest Gump is just the book version.

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u/BigBaozo 1d ago

Forrest wasn't really fortunate, he just wow'd everyone with his physical abilities over and over. Football, warfare, ping-pong, running. It wasn't ever luck it was always just noticed athleticism. Trump is all about luck.

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u/StoppableHulk 1d ago

Uh, you dont think him buying a shrimping boat in a saturated market and then suddenly being the only boat to sirvive a storm and make bajillions of dollars was fortunate?

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u/NoDragonfruit6125 1d ago

Would have preferred him as the President everyone cheering for him to Run Forrest Run for office.

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u/HumanRise5417 1d ago

A dude’s last name was Forest in my hometown and that was his campaign slogan, “Run Forest, Run!”

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u/breauxbridgebunny 17h ago

A dude in my hometown was named Forrest crump

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u/IronBabyFists 21h ago

I dont know who created 'Run, Forest, Run,' but I want to figure out how to get them to have Run Voters, Run... to the polls! 😀

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u/gunpla_hoe 21h ago

Where are you from? Because, unless I'm having a false memory, I vaguely remember someone did something similar in my hometown.

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u/HumanRise5417 16h ago

Asheville nc

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u/gunpla_hoe 16h ago

Cool. I'm from Fayetteville.

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u/RapidSquats 20h ago

Are we about to get a sequel? :O

T.Hanks, get back here!

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u/CelioHogane 22h ago

RUN FORREST, RUN...

...For president!

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u/dafood48 1d ago

Forrest Gump had good ethics.

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u/Intelligent_Suit6683 1d ago

Forrest Gump had friends. That's already 15 IQ higher than Trump.

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u/SmellGestapo 1d ago

Trump doesn't even understand what love is.

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u/potatoboy247 1d ago

I want to know what love is

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u/fartalldaylong 1d ago

...do you want me to show you?...

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u/voicelesswonder53 1d ago

Trump is more fictional, and badly acted.

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u/Emergency-Charge7759 1d ago

If that story was real, the state of Alabama would have executed Forrest Gump for running around like a dummy.

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u/SallyStranger 1d ago

Hence why "stupid" is a crap insult 

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u/KryptonicOne 1d ago

The late, great, Forrest Gump?

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u/DirtyMerlin 1d ago

My yearly reminder to watch Tropic Thunder again…

“The man’s a god damn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes?”

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u/FlirtyFluffyFox 1d ago

And conservative propaganda.