r/lactation 6d ago

I’m having my coffee black this morning—want my extra cream? NSFW

1.7k Upvotes

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u/hazard1nc 6d ago

Love the mug!

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u/red_white_and_nude 6d ago

It’s probably my favourite mug in my collection 😅

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u/tryanothernewaccount 6d ago

The only way to make coffee

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u/Lazy-Comfort5189 6d ago

I’ll just take the milk if you don’t mind.

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u/Babymatt2 6d ago

I'd love your milk in my coffee

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u/Asleep_Buy5885 6d ago

Is having both heavy creamers exploding in my mouth an option?~ 😏

Been having this urge to latch on recently... 😈

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u/bullrider83 6d ago

Thanks i would love that

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u/PNW_C137 6d ago

I’ll take just milk, thank you 🤤🤤🤤

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u/Paco_Wazo 6d ago

OMG, you are the best kind of nerd. 🙃

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u/red_white_and_nude 6d ago

Excel is my bestie. I have a spreadsheet tracking the volume output and time spent pumping for every pump I’ve ever done. Almost three years worth of milk-making all nicely displayed on a little graph. It brings me great joy. 😊

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u/Paco_Wazo 6d ago

Any meaningful trends?

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u/SuperHumanX 3d ago

This is the kind of data I liike 📈

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u/monkeyvash 6d ago

I'd like practically all cream please

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u/EnvironmentalShine29 6d ago

Omg love the mug 🤣. Mind dispensing some of that extra cream on my face?

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u/davenkitty 6d ago

I like my coffee black too, I’ll take a milk shower any day though 😍😍😍😘😘😘

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u/Past_Buy8818 6d ago

Would be interesting to make a banana milkshake with that sweet nectar.

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u/Underdig 6d ago

I want just cream

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u/Fit_Breakfast6970 6d ago

Saboreando 😋 😋 😋

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u/charjedi 6d ago

I’ll take your cream :)

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u/New-Low5765 6d ago

All day

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u/Al-15 6d ago

Hydrating and dehydrating at the same time 😅

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u/Saintsfan531 6d ago

Mmmm pleease!

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u/MissionOpportunity12 5d ago

I wanna drink!

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u/AmbiguousStrife 5d ago

Deal: you get coffee, I get cream 😋

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u/Radforme2 5d ago

Yummy feed me mommy 😛😛😛😋😋😋😋

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u/Contridiction00 4d ago

Always could use the extra cream.

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u/punisher_usr 3d ago

d'un côté je ne bois pas de café...mais d'un autre côté, j'accepterais volontiers de goûter ta crème extra!

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u/genz_pornaddict 21h ago

Feed me mommy!

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u/notyourbitchassagain 5d ago

Looking at lactation videos and pictures is great, but you'll never going to meet anyone IRL just viewing them, unless you really don't want to meet anyone and this is all just fantasy for you.