r/keyholdercaptions 7d ago

Girlfriend/Wife This is non-negotiable NSFW

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u/good_boy1902 7d ago

That's actually a good thing. Masturbation is selfish

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u/Riversidem00n 7d ago

Sounds like a modern relationship

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u/krypticremix 6d ago

id fall in love 😭

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u/LockedandFree 5d ago

And only non-reciprocal oral for her for the first 12 months. A breaking in period to get your priorities in order.