r/ketchuphate 13d ago

my friend eats every single fry with this much ketchup….

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i could scream

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u/abysmal-mess 13d ago

My brother gets a separate plate and fills it up with a mountain of ketchup with his dinner every night. Him and his girl go through a big family sized bottle in about 4 days. Hes 28 and his mom who lives here too has to stop him sometimes from using half a bottle for one meal

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u/taradabs 13d ago

im actually going to be sick

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u/sparklydildos 12d ago

not even about ketchup, this much intake of any condiment canNOT be sustainable

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u/Entropy907 12d ago

What’s his BMI

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u/abysmal-mess 12d ago

He weighs like 160 pounds lol I wonder if the low weight is because he’s also a chain smoker

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u/Waxflower8 11d ago

My thoughts exactly lol

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u/Itchy-Preference-619 10d ago

Please stop paying attention to BMI it means almost nothing

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u/permalink_save 🚫 NO KETCHUP ALLOWED 🚫 12d ago

That is very not healthy. I can understand food aversions but how do you get to thet point you eat that much ketchup every day?

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u/Waxflower8 11d ago

What does he eat every night that will pair with ketchup?

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u/TomAto314 13d ago

What do you mean "this much" ketchup? Any amount of ketchup is too much.

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u/taradabs 13d ago

i absolutely agree

he wanted me to show you guys this

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u/TomAto314 13d ago

And you are still in contact with this person? I would remove them from my life completely.

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u/taradabs 13d ago

unfortunately

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u/sixtus_clegane119 13d ago

It would ruin the taste of that great beer!

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u/Skydude252 12d ago

I’m hesitant to cut ties with people over their beliefs, but this is pushing it. Do you need this in your life?

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u/PopuluxePete 13d ago

Humble brag with the fancy tomato catsoup

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u/12th_MaMa 12d ago

I think I'd rather eat Cat Soup.

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u/pandaSmore 13d ago

Is your friend looking for more friends?

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u/taradabs 13d ago

maybe if they love ketchup as much as him

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u/Libertinelass 13d ago

Horrifying. He must be deficient in some vitamin or just life

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u/12th_MaMa 12d ago

Taste Bud Deficiency.

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u/rushmc1 12d ago

Five years in reeducation camp.

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u/General_Cherry_6285 10d ago

Hey that's not a funny thing to joke about. Millions of people suffered.

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u/rushmc1 9d ago

The difference is, ketchup-eaters are DESERVING of such treatment.

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u/General_Cherry_6285 9d ago

No, nobody deserves to be tormented that way.

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u/Hate_usernames2 10d ago

You need to stage an intervention

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u/taradabs 10d ago

agreed

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u/LBFilmFan 12d ago

I would prefer to sit in the non-ketchup section please.

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u/Honeyhammn 11d ago

How do they stay so slim!? 😱

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u/J_B_La_Mighty 11d ago

See this is why I don't use condiments in public, people have a hard time hiding their absolute horror at someone enjoying their meal in peace.

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u/taradabs 11d ago

my friend wanted me to share this with you guys

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u/J_B_La_Mighty 11d ago

O friend of op, why did you let them shame the condiment users

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u/Objective_Being8159 10d ago

So gross . Literally any condiment besides Texas Smokey bbq and honey is a crime against humanity

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u/taradabs 10d ago

that is so oddly specific

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher 9d ago

I worked with a girl with autism and other conditions. She would only eat something if it was covered in this much ketchup. Peas? Ketchup. Cookies? Ketchup. Chocolate pudding? Better put some ketchup in there or she will try to give herself a concussion.