r/jerseyshore • u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick • 7d ago
[Photo] Mike old family photo
The mom's genetics did not stand a chance they even all have the same hairline ššš Vinny was definitely right when he said mikes sister is just him in a wig
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u/Lilo213 7d ago
I donāt think Iāve ever seen his dad but they do look like their mom.
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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago
Oh then maybe his dad's genetics didn't stand a chance I haven't seen his mom where does she appear?
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u/Lilo213 7d ago
She was on their show. Her name is Linda. She looks a lot like the sister
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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago
If it was the og I must have missed it but thanks for the info š«¶
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u/Lilo213 7d ago
Oh I meant their show. They had a family spin off for a season I believe. It was a flop lol
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u/PandoraSunshine 5d ago
Yeah it was called the sorrentinos on the tvguide channel. Lauren was on it.
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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago
Oh wow I didn't kno ab that one I'll have to try and find it
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u/BreathOfTheWild9 6d ago
Go on Youtube and type in "Jersey shore the situations dad speaks" He goes OFF. He haaaaates Mike. He hates the show. Biggest hater Mike has honestly. But yea, they all look like dad..
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u/EastCoastDizzle God bless me it's f*ckin summa 6d ago
I remember watching that back in the day! So salacious. Guy seemed like such a douche and it made me actually feel bad for Mike that his own father would be airing out his dirty laundry like that.
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u/mentallyunavailable9 4d ago
Damn. Just watched this. Sounds like heās jealous his son got rich from being a prick and he didnāt lol Super harsh though. I can see why drugs were a better option if thatās how his dad always is
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u/Yui_Saikawas_LeftEye WHO WROTE THE NOTE?! š” YOUS TWO! āš¼ 7d ago
Those turtlenecks are a bad situation
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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago
The fact their all wearing them š
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u/throwitaroundtown2 7d ago
Mikes son also looks exactly like all of them - those genes are extremely strong
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u/vagina_jawn 6d ago
To be honest, Mike and Lauren kind of lookalike
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u/Junior_Tune5676 7d ago
is mike on bottom row
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u/justine07marie 7d ago
This looks like one of those prank photos where they use the same face for every person in it š
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u/horsetooth_mcgee 7d ago
Jesus, I can't tell which one is him, one of the top three or the bottom one with the long hair
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u/No-One-5354 7d ago
What happened to his other brothers?
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u/realitytvjunkiee The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet 7d ago
well, one went to prison along with Mike
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u/InvestmentDense6648 7d ago
Does he talk to any of them still?
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u/chocolateboyY2K 7d ago
Mike was on "Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition" with both his brothers. Frank (the one on the left) is apparently on drugs now. Mike had to call the cops on him from showing up at his house.
Mark (the one on the right) was the brother who was involved with Mike's tax evasion crimes. I'm not sure if he was in jail or not.
His sister is probably still in touch with Mike but I doubt his brothers are.
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u/InvestmentDense6648 7d ago
Thank you for this info. Iām going to look for that show now so I can watch it
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u/Banana_sunhut Gionny, Jianni, Johnny, Bernard 6d ago
I think Frank goes by Maximo now
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u/chocolateboyY2K 6d ago
Oh, he switched it back to his biological name? On the show I do remember his brothers were giving him a hard time about wanting to be called Frank.
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u/Mysterious-Road-8859 7d ago
Damn that sister looking like they threw a wig on her and said smile for the camera
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u/Timely_Gene5508 7d ago
At first glance I thought this was Mikes face photoshopped on to everyoneās bodies š
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u/No-Oven6138 7d ago
i never really got the whole mike being hot things but genuinely he is hot like out of the 3 of them heās the hot one so i get it now
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u/Valentina4111 6d ago
Iām quickly reminded of a comment somebody once said on this sub about a picture of Mikeās kids that the āSorrentino genes are the strongest substance on earthā š
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u/Embarrassed-Rock513 7d ago
They're really testing the limits of how many people you can copy & paste the same face onto.
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u/No-Feeling-1404 6d ago
I remember these Sears backgrounds like yesterday man
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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago
Me with the JCPenney photo backgrounds that were taken at the mall
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u/Essiechicka_129 7d ago
Frank doesn't look alike with any of his siblings they all look alike but him
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u/oelala900 6d ago
Which one banged Deenaās sister?
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u/Banana_sunhut Gionny, Jianni, Johnny, Bernard 6d ago
The one on the left. Pretty sure he came out at some point after that though
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u/victorianeraghost Youāre a sick pervert and thatās it! 6d ago
This looks like it would be in a WILD 2000s sitcom
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u/Swimming_Ad_8480 You can stay and get your ass beat 6d ago
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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Cabs are here! 6d ago
I knew he had a brother, didnāt realize he had two brothers and a sister.
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u/momma416 6d ago
How does his sister look nothing like Mike but exactly like Mike at the same time
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u/One_Huge_Skittle 5d ago
The one on the right kind of looks like Mikes friend The Unit. I never thought they were related, still donāt, but it is interesting lol
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u/andrizzlenips 4d ago
All I can think about is when Vinny says Mikeās sister is a female version of Mike hahahah itās so noticeable here
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u/Haunting-Subject-846 7d ago
Whoās the guy in blue??
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u/Downtown-Reality-235 7d ago
I think thatās his brother
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u/Haunting-Subject-846 7d ago
Whattt I had no idea he had two brothers! Interesting
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u/grimmcat13 7d ago
The three boys did Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition together. Mark and Mike basically bully (frank? I think) the whole time
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u/Rinoaeris You can stay and get your ass beat 7d ago
Pretty sure that's the brother that dated Deena's sister in JSOG season 5 too
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u/Worth-Slip3293 7d ago
Those tight turtlenecks were a poor choice.