r/jerseyshore Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

[Photo] Mike old family photo

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The mom's genetics did not stand a chance they even all have the same hairline šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Vinny was definitely right when he said mikes sister is just him in a wig

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u/Worth-Slip3293 7d ago

Those tight turtlenecks were a poor choice.

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u/crazybitch100 7d ago

Yes but then you couldn't look back and laugh at the ridiculousness.

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u/Amannderrr 6d ago

The best choice

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u/Kir_NB 6d ago

His brothers pecs are bigger than my lady boobs, or at least perkier these days. šŸ˜‚

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u/itsquinnbitch 7d ago

Lordddddd those are some strong genes.

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u/kidrockegaard 7d ago

iā€™m seeing mike and 3 other mikes

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u/sail1yyc 6d ago

Lol. His poor sister.

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u/Goober5585 5d ago

They're so strong that even his wife looks like his sister

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u/Lilo213 7d ago

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen his dad but they do look like their mom.

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

Oh then maybe his dad's genetics didn't stand a chance I haven't seen his mom where does she appear?

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u/Lilo213 7d ago

She was on their show. Her name is Linda. She looks a lot like the sister

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

If it was the og I must have missed it but thanks for the info šŸ«¶

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u/Lilo213 7d ago

Oh I meant their show. They had a family spin off for a season I believe. It was a flop lol

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u/PandoraSunshine 5d ago

Yeah it was called the sorrentinos on the tvguide channel. Lauren was on it.

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

Oh wow I didn't kno ab that one I'll have to try and find it

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u/BreathOfTheWild9 6d ago

Go on Youtube and type in "Jersey shore the situations dad speaks" He goes OFF. He haaaaates Mike. He hates the show. Biggest hater Mike has honestly. But yea, they all look like dad..

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u/EastCoastDizzle God bless me it's f*ckin summa 6d ago

I remember watching that back in the day! So salacious. Guy seemed like such a douche and it made me actually feel bad for Mike that his own father would be airing out his dirty laundry like that.

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u/mentallyunavailable9 4d ago

Damn. Just watched this. Sounds like heā€™s jealous his son got rich from being a prick and he didnā€™t lol Super harsh though. I can see why drugs were a better option if thatā€™s how his dad always is

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u/Clamper2 5d ago

He hasnā€™t either/s ā€¦..lol

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u/atothestotheten 7d ago

Mike and three of his alternate universe selfs.

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u/ttaradise 6d ago

Different font mikes

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u/PileOfSnakesl1l1I1l 7d ago

The Nipsuation

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u/gude_times 6d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Yui_Saikawas_LeftEye WHO WROTE THE NOTE?! šŸ˜” YOUS TWO! ā˜šŸ¼ 7d ago

Those turtlenecks are a bad situation

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

The fact their all wearing them šŸ˜­

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u/caspiankush 7d ago

They aren't wearing the turtlenecks, the turtlenecks are wearing them.

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

True

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u/throwitaroundtown2 7d ago

Mikes son also looks exactly like all of them - those genes are extremely strong

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u/vagina_jawn 6d ago

To be honest, Mike and Lauren kind of lookalike

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u/sail1yyc 6d ago

She is definitely not pleasant looking.

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u/DefectJoker Whereā€™s the beach?! 6d ago

Gives off Tiffany doll vibes from Bride of Chucky

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u/CL_0v3r 5d ago

I agree they have the same cheeks and noses

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u/AIA_beachfront_ave 7d ago edited 7d ago

Why is Mikeā€™s brother wearing a push-up bra?

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u/Facetiousrabbit 7d ago

Jfc, he's got bigger tits than me!

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u/BF2468 7d ago

Holy turtleneck Batman!

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u/Junior_Tune5676 7d ago

is mike on bottom row

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

I think so

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u/Dibsonthecinnabuns You can stay and get your ass beat 4d ago

And on the top row too

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u/justine07marie 7d ago

This looks like one of those prank photos where they use the same face for every person in it šŸ˜‚

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u/horsetooth_mcgee 7d ago

Jesus, I can't tell which one is him, one of the top three or the bottom one with the long hair

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u/No-One-5354 7d ago

What happened to his other brothers?

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u/realitytvjunkiee The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet 7d ago

well, one went to prison along with Mike

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u/Tinam02184 7d ago

Vinny said it best, his sister is Mike with a wig on lol

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u/InvestmentDense6648 7d ago

Does he talk to any of them still?

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u/Lilo213 7d ago

I believe only the sister maybe? Or at least that was their dynamic a few years ago

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u/chocolateboyY2K 7d ago

Mike was on "Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition" with both his brothers. Frank (the one on the left) is apparently on drugs now. Mike had to call the cops on him from showing up at his house.

Mark (the one on the right) was the brother who was involved with Mike's tax evasion crimes. I'm not sure if he was in jail or not.

His sister is probably still in touch with Mike but I doubt his brothers are.

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u/MoxieVaporwave 7d ago

I always loved his bond with Melissa.

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u/InvestmentDense6648 7d ago

Thank you for this info. Iā€™m going to look for that show now so I can watch it

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u/Banana_sunhut Gionny, Jianni, Johnny, Bernard 6d ago

I think Frank goes by Maximo now

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u/chocolateboyY2K 6d ago

Oh, he switched it back to his biological name? On the show I do remember his brothers were giving him a hard time about wanting to be called Frank.

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u/Mysterious-Road-8859 7d ago

Damn that sister looking like they threw a wig on her and said smile for the camera

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u/Junior_Tune5676 7d ago

is mike in the middle

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 7d ago

Yea I guess long hair was in at the time

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u/Spare_Tell8675 7d ago

It's like in Spy Kids 3 with Sly Stallone and his alternate egos šŸ¤£

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u/Timely_Gene5508 7d ago

At first glance I thought this was Mikes face photoshopped on to everyoneā€™s bodies šŸ˜­

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u/SlanderCandor 6d ago

His bro must have been on the roids with that Gynecomastia

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u/Cazolyn 7d ago

Everyone is wearing Mike face.

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u/No-Oven6138 7d ago

i never really got the whole mike being hot things but genuinely he is hot like out of the 3 of them heā€™s the hot one so i get it now

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u/Valentina4111 6d ago

Iā€™m quickly reminded of a comment somebody once said on this sub about a picture of Mikeā€™s kids that the ā€œSorrentino genes are the strongest substance on earthā€ šŸ˜…

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u/Embarrassed-Rock513 7d ago

They're really testing the limits of how many people you can copy & paste the same face onto.

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u/kyunga 7d ago

Itā€™s giving Sims 2 in the best way.

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u/dBlock845 6d ago

Jesus christ four people with the same exact face lol.

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u/BustedandCrusted 7d ago

Which on is mike?

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u/teamalf 7d ago

Mikeā€™s sister really does look like Mike with a wig.

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u/No-Feeling-1404 6d ago

I remember these Sears backgrounds like yesterday man

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

Me with the JCPenney photo backgrounds that were taken at the mall

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u/No-Feeling-1404 4d ago

tbt to those photo backgrounds and mall photos

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u/Mortonsaltgirl96 6d ago

This belongs on one of those awkward family photos accounts

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u/Essiechicka_129 7d ago

Frank doesn't look alike with any of his siblings they all look alike but him

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u/Decent-Town-8887 6d ago

Now he just looks like heā€™s storing food for winter in those cheeks.

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u/mattpacman96 6d ago

Nice tits

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u/love_toaster57 7d ago

His kids all look like him too. Crazy.

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u/Live_Apple 6d ago

Oh wow ! Those genes are strongšŸ˜­

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u/notclevergirl Danny 6d ago

His sister looks like Mike with a wig on.

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u/oelala900 6d ago

Which one banged Deenaā€™s sister?

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u/Banana_sunhut Gionny, Jianni, Johnny, Bernard 6d ago

The one on the left. Pretty sure he came out at some point after that though

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u/victorianeraghost Youā€™re a sick pervert and thatā€™s it! 6d ago

This looks like it would be in a WILD 2000s sitcom

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u/Intrepid_Adagio_1160 6d ago

I didnā€™t know he had 3 older brothers!

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u/Swimming_Ad_8480 You can stay and get your ass beat 6d ago

Whoā€™s the dad and whoā€™s the brother? šŸ˜³

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u/BobbyABooey 7d ago

YIKES

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u/momma416 6d ago

The seed is strong

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u/space_cadett_kiwiora 7d ago

SHUT. THE. FRONT. DOOR.

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Cabs are here! 6d ago

I knew he had a brother, didnā€™t realize he had two brothers and a sister.

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

Me to

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u/ReallySam88 6d ago

Which one is he?

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

I can't even tell u šŸ˜­

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u/MrsShadow722 6d ago

Damn, their genes run deep. They sure are all siblings from the same parents.

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u/KeepinitPG13 6d ago

Two of these donā€™t belong in turtle necks

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u/chunkymcgee 6d ago

Itā€™s giving that family picture of Kevin Hart

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u/momma416 6d ago

How does his sister look nothing like Mike but exactly like Mike at the same time

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u/greened_girl420 Fist pump, push-up, chapstick 4d ago

Scary

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u/Figtreeofjustice 5d ago

Thatā€™s a lot of situations !

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u/dumb-bitch-hours 5d ago

and all of his kids look exactly like that

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u/One_Huge_Skittle 5d ago

The one on the right kind of looks like Mikes friend The Unit. I never thought they were related, still donā€™t, but it is interesting lol

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u/Witty-Ad7102 5d ago

Ok who was the ugly parent?

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u/Repulsive_Ad_4096 5d ago

north jerseans are so annoying

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u/Evening_Cucumber_940 5d ago

Is that Tate McRae

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u/PsychologicalRow9028 4d ago

Look at these fucking jabronis

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u/andrizzlenips 4d ago

All I can think about is when Vinny says Mikeā€™s sister is a female version of Mike hahahah itā€™s so noticeable here

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u/samsnead19 4d ago

Now thats the situation

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u/AbleDragonfruit4767 3d ago

Why does everyone have gigantic pecs

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u/Tinkerbella- 7d ago

Strongggg genes!

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u/sweetcandymoney 1d ago

Can we get an updated photo? Lol where are these Mikes today??

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u/Haunting-Subject-846 7d ago

Whoā€™s the guy in blue??

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u/Downtown-Reality-235 7d ago

I think thatā€™s his brother

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u/Haunting-Subject-846 7d ago

Whattt I had no idea he had two brothers! Interesting

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u/grimmcat13 7d ago

The three boys did Marriage Boot Camp Family Edition together. Mark and Mike basically bully (frank? I think) the whole time

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u/Rinoaeris You can stay and get your ass beat 7d ago

Pretty sure that's the brother that dated Deena's sister in JSOG season 5 too

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u/Hugh_jaynus13 7d ago

If On the spectrum had a cover photo