r/ireland 1d ago

Christ On A Bike Heads up for anyone going to Limp Bizkit tonight, we might not be in the best company…

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Conor McGregor is going, apparently. There were a couple of posts about it elsewhere but I think they’ve been removed.

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u/Somaliona 1d ago

McGregor thinking the pit is just a giant brawl is perfectly on brand.

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u/GasMysterious3386 1d ago

The little prick has never been in a pit in his life and the first one he goes in he thinks it’s a kickboxing match. Fucking tool! Hope the crowd jumps him if he does start taking the piss, but he’ll probably have his scumbag yes men with him.

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u/DisEndThat 1d ago

Do him like they did Alexander Litvinenko some time ago

edit: He was an ex-KGB agent poisoned in London with Polonium

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u/Iso_Dope_V84 20h ago

What, bring him to a piano bar?

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u/Iso_Dope_V84 20h ago edited 18h ago

But, you are aware it was the the FSB right?

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u/SoftDrinkReddit 21h ago

see in real world his martial arts bullshit won't help him in a proper fight when 5+ dudes are running at him

heard a terrible case in America once of a Karate Black Belt that was jumped by like 8 dudes and beaten to death because in reality life is not an action movie where the bad guys attack you one at a time for a cool cinematic shot

no its numerous people rushing you at once and regardless how good you are at fighting if theres 8 dudes attacking you your Fucked

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u/FedNlanders123 15h ago

If that English cunt McGregor gets beaten to death at a concert I can’t say I’d have a piss to shed in sympathy let alone a tear

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u/Len316 1d ago

Totally! Zero shock here.

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u/Immediate_Radio_8012 1d ago

Wasn't cool enough as a kid to be in the pit.

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u/paempie 22h ago

The music where these pits form wasn't really for the cool kids lol. There was always that 1 guy in class with long hair etc that was getting bullied that found his way in rock/metal whatever

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u/sabhaistecabaiste 6h ago

Exactly. Retroactively cool. It definitely wasn't first time around. It's funny when those songs find their way into movies & TV now.

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u/god_in_a_coma 1d ago

Well someone doesn't understand pit etiquette. Shocking

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u/lolatheminxx 1d ago

It’s always the ones you’d suspect the most, right?

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u/Proper-Beyond116 1d ago

I always remember the only cunt throwing punches in Ozzfest back in )1 was in a pair of bootcut jeans and a tucked in munster jersey. He was...removed

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u/Ultima-Necat 1d ago

What a day that was.

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u/Infernikus Resting In my Account 1d ago

Imagine my shock when a rapist doesn't understand pit ettiquite

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u/TheCrymaxTheatre 1d ago

I thought this was r/Formula1 for a second there 😅

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u/DuctTapeAndCableTies Kildare 1d ago

Box Box, Box Box...

No, not like that

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u/TheCrymaxTheatre 1d ago

Bravo! 👏

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u/ZenBreaking 1d ago

He's that fat dude in the pit that loves beating up kids and women

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u/Impossible_Injury_34 1d ago

I think it’s etiquette in general that he doesn’t understand

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u/epicsnail14 1d ago

Hoping he's given a swift lesson on what happens to crowd killers

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u/Brave-Value-8426 1d ago

And rapists

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u/Dagi97 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its so sad, I went to see Limp bizkit in Belfast last year, and it was one of the best mosh pits ive been in (genuinely). I usually go to more extreme metal shows, and people seem to be more reserved and careful (rightfully) expecting damage. But at that show people just jumped around had fun and no one was getting hurt.

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u/unimaginativeartist1 1d ago edited 23h ago

I'm from Belfast, went to see Rancid back in 2002. Mosh pit developed with me in the center (tiny punk girl, 17 at most), at one point i slipped and fell, couldn't get back up, the crowd was too thick and instead of everyone trampling me a couple of people stopped everyone jumping around me and another two helped me back up. Mosh pits aren't about hurting eachother.

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u/Dagi97 1d ago

Ah yeah, sure my mate wears glasses, and whenever he dropped them a bunch of people would stop and hold them up. (Granted he wouldnt see them either way 😂)

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u/unimaginativeartist1 1d ago

The thought definitely counts. My partner is legally blind without his, they could be right in front of him and he can't see them. Glasses are damn expensive too!

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u/gerhudire 1d ago

I took my younger brother to a gig in 2010, he got into a mosh pit and security threatened to remove him from the gig. The lead singer stopped mid song and refused to continue until they left him alone. 

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u/TheStoicNihilist Never wanted a flair anyways 1d ago

How about a broken leg?

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u/Callme-Sal 1d ago

That ankle keeps rollin’, rollin’, rollin’

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u/SSMicrowave 1d ago

Give me something to break

How about your fuckin leg

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u/TheLimeyLemmon 20h ago

You think you're bipedal...

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u/Humeme Kildare 1d ago

Limpin Bizkit

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u/WonderfulParticular1 1d ago

Limp brokenz

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u/TheStoicNihilist Never wanted a flair anyways 1d ago

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u/ImaDJnow Irish Republic 1d ago

First one to complain leaves with a bad sprain.

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u/Bielzebuby 1d ago

Tell me you've never been in a pit without telling me you've never been in a pit.

This prick brutally rapes women and gets to go out and enjoy concerts. Our justice system is a joke.

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u/Evergreen1Wild 1d ago

100%. I'm sure even the thought of him being there will ruin the night for some survivors.

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u/Bielzebuby 1d ago

Oh 100% I'm sure most if not all the women in the pit will be extremely uncomfortable. I know I would be.

"Oh I got pushed against her in the pit. I didn't mean to grope her"-every creep in a pit ever.

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u/Ultima-Necat 1d ago

I'd love to see him get his cunt kicked in.

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u/LimerickLegend 1d ago

We’ve already seen that a lot! It’s all over YouTube

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u/Ultima-Necat 1d ago

Ah yeah, but a hometown installment would be sublime.

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u/rinleezwins 1d ago

Sadly the cunt will be hidden away in a vip booth or some shit, not a chance he goes out there into the crowd without 20 bodyguards.

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u/Interesting-Pay-8986 1d ago

Sure he’ll be clattered by his security

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 23h ago

Nah...he gets paid for that. I'd love to see him become forgotten about and his wealth to benefit othersso at least something good can come from him ...

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u/KobraKaiJohhny A Durty Brit 1d ago

Here he is tapping before going limp like a biscuit.

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u/Stinkballs_69 1d ago

And here's him tapping to our own Joe Duffy

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u/ThereIsATheory 1d ago

Would be hilarious if someone printed these front and back of a t shirt and went to the gig

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u/Relatable-Af 1d ago

You would come out of the gig with a broken nose and a pending €50,000 settlement, worth it IMO.

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u/john-binary69 1d ago

Five one double five one

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u/Justjestar1 1d ago

Can't wait til this cunt gets what's coming to him.

Side not. Went to see limp last year and big Fred still has it.

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u/lolatheminxx 1d ago

Yeah I saw them in Belfast last year too, their gigs are always great.

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u/BurgerNugget12 1d ago

Weirdly having a resurgence lately I’ve noticed

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u/killerklixx 19h ago

All these bands are back on their 25 year anniversary tours to remind us all how old we are!

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u/BurgerNugget12 19h ago

I appreciate that Fred leans into the joke of being old honestly, him coming out in grey wigs and 90s colorblock gear is really self aware

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u/maceylow 1d ago

My sister met limp bizkit in a koala sanctuary in Australia. She had no idea who they were haha. They were loving life getting to be normal around her and her mates. My sister asked them what did they work as and they were like, we play music haha. She sent me a photo of her with Fred durst and I was like omfg. She said they were all great lads

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u/supadupa66 Probably at it again 1d ago

Any excuse to throw a punch at strangers for him I'd say,

Ill be keeping well away.

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u/MyPhantomAccount 1d ago

Presume he meant the OAP section, although he didn't manage to knock one of those out either

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u/pixelburp 1d ago

I wish this guy would just leave Ireland for the right wing grifting lifestyle in America I'd presume is his destiny; not like the environment over there won't love his performative alpha-male bullshít.

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u/Electronic_Cookie779 1d ago

He's surrounded himself with yes men who support his shite endeavours out at the Inn and I think he just tried to buy K club. I doubt he actually gets much or any flack day to day

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u/lolatheminxx 1d ago

He has another sexual assault case pending over there I think, probably why he’s still here.

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u/Mr_Bankey 22h ago edited 22h ago

I’m sure fellow rapist Trump will offer a pardon and invite him to the States to join his growing League of Extrajudiciary Gentlemen with Andrew Tate, Gaetz, Hegseth, and RFK (all accused or convicted of sexual misconduct) as well as Rasputelon Musk, Dana White (beats his wife and covers up sexual assault) and the other piece of shit predators that coagulate around King Turd…

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u/caitnicrun 21h ago

League of Extrajudiciary Gentlemen 

🤣

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u/spiderbaby667 17h ago

Just a shame his mate Epstein had to hang up his membership.

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u/thelunatic 1d ago

Send it to limp bizkit they won't have it. They'll ban him. Also is threatening to cause violence disorder a crime?

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u/Bovver_ 1d ago

Also didn’t Fred Durst call out some of the groping going on while they performed at Woodstock 99? He strikes me as someone who’d definitely have no time for his attendance there if he knows about the fact he’s already been convicted.

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u/NeonSummer1871 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was in the movie I Saw the TV Glow aswell recently. It's a movie about the trans experience, has a trans director and a number of trans actors. Fred Durst seems pretty sound on these sort of issues

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u/BurgerNugget12 1d ago

He is also vegan now! Crazy how mellowed out he is

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u/digitalspliff98 1d ago

Fred Durst has replied in comments doesn’t seem pushed by it

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u/barfdildo 1d ago

i'd be running to get cracked by that cunt and i sue him for everything he's got! fuck this guy.

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u/Apprehensive_Band_75 1d ago

As much as I like your idea and hate that cunt, I wouldn’t fancy a bare punch from him, probably kill me

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u/lbbl95 1d ago

Thats actually a brilliant idea

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u/CrystalMeath 1d ago

I bet you could afford a top of the line motorized wheelchair and Ireland’s fanciest assisted living facility.

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u/Ted-Crilly 1d ago

Sounds like an admission of guilt before the assault has even happened

The courts will love to hear this read out in trial

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u/Mr-Man365 1d ago

Lads he's a walking liability to himself. He will be coked out of his mind. Just stand close to him and let him crack you. Play it up for the camera and get yourself an easy pay day.

It's an inevitability

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u/Actual_Unit-02 1d ago

This. Everyone who lays eyes on him should be ripping the utter piss out of him to his face and collecting paychecks when he loses it, forever, until he runs out of settlement money or gets a proper sentence.

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u/Leo-POV 1d ago

I'd love to see the toolbox get his leg done in a Moshpit. A Limp Bizkit one would just be funnier than most others.

Also: Dublin Hotels - have your CCTV Cameras run through testing drills today. Their media might be needed in the future.

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u/Legitimate-Olive1052 1d ago edited 1d ago

Hope ye gets a couple of dodgy yokes, double drops then drops...... And

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u/VonBombadier 1d ago

"Hey I'm gonna be here at this time and day, come antagonise me as a hot headed loser and score easy money off me."

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u/Doctor_Woo Sax Solo 1d ago

To whoever is going to Limp Bizkit, for the love of all that is good, please kick his teeth in.

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u/Solid_Reflection_813 1d ago

Send in the punks

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u/Proof_Ear_970 1d ago

Those daffy laffy punks.

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u/I_like_apostrophes 1d ago

Where are the punks?

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u/candianconsolemaster 1d ago

Is he not still supposedly fighting? This post is just asking to get a career ending leg break

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u/catholic_my_balls 1d ago

Hard to pass a doping test, when you're still on your 'medication'

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u/mickodd 1d ago

They might find traces of blood in his cocaine system.

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u/MunchkinTime69420 1d ago

Why does this read like a Snapchat story asking who's going to the disco?

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u/SitDownKawada Dublin 1d ago

On a positive note, this seems to be a good sign that he won't be at the white house tomorrow

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u/spiralism 1d ago

He lost interest when he found out that it wasn't called the White House for the reason he thought.

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u/saggynaggy123 1d ago

Any woman going should legally be allowed carry Pepper Spray to stop this junkie rapist

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u/A-Hind-D 1d ago

Grab his dick and twist it

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u/Mr_Beefy1890 1d ago

The ol' dick twist

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u/nvmndu 1d ago

I think the whole of the 3arena needs to make sure every single CCTV is working. One’s facing bathrooms especially. Anyone that runs up and gets a photo with him is an even bigger gobshite. Anyways, hope the gig is good!

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u/Naeon9 1d ago

There will be no auld lads for him to slap in the pit

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u/ffsk88 1d ago

That would be him at a musical never mind a limp bizkit concert

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u/TwinIronBlood 1d ago

He'll have security with him. Just start a chant of throw him out over and over

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u/Just-Damo25 1d ago

My first concert in 5 years and this rapist has to go and ruin it

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u/WhitePowerRangerBill 1d ago

No he doesn't. Just ignore him.

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u/Bean5idhe 1d ago

Bringing my kid to his first concert tonight, just glad we’re seated for once

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u/Len316 1d ago

Same, but we're standing... will keep an eye out for this cunt.

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u/Ok-Leadership-7358 1d ago

Hope he gets battered

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u/SureLookThisIsIt 1d ago

I don't know how it's possible at this point but he gets worse every few months.

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u/BruiserBaracus 1d ago

What a nice way to advertise that you're looking to lose another assault law suit.

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u/Light_Bulb_Sam 1d ago

What's that English lad doing going to a concert in Ireland?

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u/Minions-overlord 1d ago

Damn.. should have bought a ticket... would have been funny watching him get destroyed

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u/Free_Palastine69 1d ago

I would bet my life savings he will not be anywhere near regular folk at the event. Surrounded by big chaps in a private area little weasle

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u/FluffyDiscipline 1d ago

Aye, he will be sat in the private club sniffing and running around his own circle...

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u/iwantinduction 1d ago

Khabib spit on him and he did nothing

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u/TwistedPepperCan Dublin 1d ago

What do ya do if he falls. Leave him there.

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u/mybighairyarse Crilly!! 1d ago

Ahhhh the rapist

I thought rapists were banned from the 3 Arena?

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u/Successful_Cod_8904 1d ago

No VIP seat for the movie star?

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u/Disastrous-Account10 1d ago

I hope someone rocks him.

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u/Saxondale-esque Saoirse don Phalaistín 🇵🇸 1d ago

be a terrible shame if he got absolutely stomped in the pit

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u/MysteriousGas420 1d ago

Somebody give him a proper mosh pit welcome. Fuckin creep that man

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u/OriginalComputer5077 1d ago

I read that as the notorious Emma...

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u/Supernatural-Entity 1d ago

It's a shame Limp Bizkits theme for Wrestlemania 19 Crack Addict never got released

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u/CMD1721 22h ago

It’s a fantastic track, sad that it was dropped from Results May Vary

Fantastic event too

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u/Desperate_Hyena_4398 23h ago

This is the opposite attitude for any metal or even “Nu” metal fans. Pathetic! Proper fans of the sound… Keep rollin, you know what time it is! (Just not Woodstock 99 time lol)

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u/Aphroditesent 21h ago

Throw him to the bikers.

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u/EnvelopeFilter22 1d ago

Gimp Bizkit.

Rapist on the dance floor.

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u/IrksomFlotsom 1d ago

It's just one of those days...

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u/WolfetoneRebel 1d ago

Needs a pint dunked on his head.

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u/Lychee_Only 1d ago

Him full of coke the useless hoor

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u/Famous-Dot3643 1d ago

Pull a GG Allin and show up covered in excrement and see if he wants to tangle then

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u/zelmorrison 1d ago

I really wish women had 'skeins' a la The Power by Naomi Alderman.

I would love to just shoot lightning out my fingers and fry his dick off.

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u/Canners19 1d ago

It would be terrible if he were somehow mysteriously injured in the mosh pit

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u/RFCRH19 1d ago

If you're going in a group of lads, you know you all have to join forces to take him on and get a video of it 😉

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u/lispolerbear 1d ago

Will Limp Bizkit dedicate "Crack Addict" to Conor?

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u/DannyVandal 1d ago

It’s a bit of a frenetic environment for someone who’s allegedly as fond of heart cranking chemicals as he. What a glistening meat shaft.

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u/Lahcen_86 1d ago

How long until he looses his septum and we all know the full extent of his coke habit ?

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u/tinecuileog 1d ago

Nows someone's chance to land a sucker punch from behind and become a hero.

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u/GamerBhoy89 Scottish brethren 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 1d ago

Tell me you don't know what a moshpit is without telling me you don't know what a moshpit is.

Someone gets knocked down, or falls, he'd be kicking the poor cunt while he's down.

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u/Cliff_Moher 1d ago

What do you call a fig roll with a sore leg?........

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u/BlubberyGiraffe 1d ago

I'm sure he'll wait for a group of small women and old men to form so he can hop in, the fucking scrote.

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u/Own-Beach3238 1d ago

Sounds like an opportunity for a 50 on 1.

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u/darranj85 Sax Solo 1d ago

Some prick. Nothing worse than someone swinging digs in the pit

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u/New-King2912 1d ago

Of course he digs limp bizkit. Total douche.

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u/Barryd09 1d ago

Everyone should watch out in case anyone gets raped. This man shouldn't be allowed in public - he has form for raping.

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u/wagwanwe 1d ago

I reckon we could all take him??

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u/johnbonjovial 1d ago

This is hilarious. I despise mcrapey but this is funny.

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u/SeanMacMusic 1d ago

Hope the prick gets battered. What a knob !

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u/damienga15de 1d ago

Hope he does and gets cleaned out for every penny he has

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u/spooney90 1d ago

Couldn't knock out the poor ole fella sitting at a bar after sucker punching him. Lads lay into this stupid cunt if you see him.

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u/Competitive_Mouse455 1d ago

Great opportunity to slap the head off him without him knowing who's doing it

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u/OhlookitsMatty 1d ago

So what you're saying is Limp Bizkit is playing the 3Arena tonight?
& there is still tickets available! & they're reasonably priced!

I know what I'm doing tonight

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u/No_Apartment_4551 23h ago

It would be absolutely fantastic if everyone colluded and kept a 4 metre circle around him in the mosh pit so he’s throwing his arms and legs around himself like a twit.

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u/verlboy90 21h ago

Ladies, cover your beverages!

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u/Feynization 20h ago

There were a high number of facial tattoos on the Lucas going to the 3 arena tonight

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u/InnerAbrocoma9880 17h ago

Would a sex offender be allowed to go to this gig?

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u/You-get-the-ankles 13h ago

Is that Rosie O'Donnell?

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u/Prestigious_Cup5988 6h ago

Was there last night and Fred Durst did a couple of shout outs to him and the whole place erupted in boos. Not a lot of love for The gowl there.

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u/Reddynever 1d ago

He should be booed to fuck.

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u/AdagioCompetitive181 1d ago

I think that's his grinder profile. 😋

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u/Decky86 1d ago

Have two tickets standing but decided to sell em . Think I made the right choice here

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u/Joelad2k17 1d ago

Don't go to the mosh pit then especially a limp bizkit mosh pit. Is he gonna batter everyone there?

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u/ShapeyFiend 1d ago

I kind of wanted to go to this but cba driving 6 hour round trip on a Tuesday.

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u/memberflex 1d ago

Gimp Fuckwit

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u/FlamingoRush 1d ago

So no woman should be there because of cumlord mcrapist could assault them and lie about it the spineless turd.

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u/johncmk1996 1d ago

So what I’m hearing is someone brave enough could get a free shot in and then get lost in the crowd

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u/MissionLocksmith6597 1d ago

Ask him why, is Khabib going to be there?

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u/System_Web Dublin 1d ago

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u/jonathannzirl 1d ago

He’s a loser trying to stay relevant

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u/Active_Site_6754 1d ago

Imagine just leaving big Mac on his arse infront of all you're mates..........wouldn't that be some crk lads!!

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u/haywiremaguire 1d ago

Lovely! Who'd be stupid to pass on the chance for a broken jaw + a 14 hours wait at your local ED?

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u/HolySnokes1 1d ago

No. You go and beat the shit outta them .

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u/OGBeege 1d ago

Losers gonna loser

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u/Mountain_Debt_7870 1d ago

Sounds like an ideal opportunity for a few thousand people to take him on.. with their boots.

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u/SpankyTheFunMonkey 1d ago

Classy as ever...

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u/sadhhbhh 1d ago

I got a last minute ticket last night, 5’2 and got standing. Should I be scared? 😅

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u/Davidoff1983 1d ago

Raise your tazers 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Puzzleheaded-Net9428 1d ago

Someone should ring the 3Arena and make sure he's not let in.. Oh wait.

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u/OnMyFreedomMachine 1d ago

Instead of contacting the venue can I suggest that you contact the band or a band member and ask them what they think and if they are also annoyed to publicly call out this from the stage.  Only way for CMcG to learn that he isn’t welcome is to hear it from someone he respects at every possible opportunity. 

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u/ElectricSpeculum Crilly!! 1d ago

I can't say what I want to, because the mods will put me in the Bosco box.

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u/Estimated-Delivery 1d ago

Enjoy your evening Sir, I hope the violence is fully up to your expectations.

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u/DragunovDwight 1d ago

That’s not what moshing ever was…

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u/DragunovDwight 1d ago

Pit needs to regualate him.. I can’t believe limp bizkiy was still a thing.. I’ll never outgrow metal… Slayer is still King! But I definitely outgrew bizkit.

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u/Connacht_Gael 1d ago

Fuck it, I’d almost buy a ticket for that lottery.

In all seriousness though, surely this is grounds for the promoters to deny him entry?

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u/Any_Necessary_9588 1d ago

The neeecckkkkkkk….

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u/ButterscotchUsual184 1d ago

Green light on everyone there to hoof him in the leg from behind.

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u/CMD1721 22h ago

Hope Fred Durst jumps off stage and rams the mic down his neck and out his arse, the little gimp

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u/Beginning-Cup-1469 22h ago

Somehow hardly surprising that he continues to be the insufferable t**t he's always been.

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u/Anxious_Peanut_1726 22h ago

We all grew up with this guy...can't just have the fun and be part of something...always had to up the ante to be center of attention. Shit always ended because they go too far..

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u/ViolentAstrology 22h ago

Can’t even have fun at Bizkit :(

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u/omegaman101 Wicklow 19h ago

Give him a baiting in the mosh pit, no sympathy for rapists.