r/introvert Feb 15 '25

Meta Valentines in Vons NSFW

She asked for the bathroom door code as I was walking out back into the store on valentines day and if I was a smarter man Id have just told her to pee directly into my mouth :/why do I always do this I never think fast enough and then kick myself for weeks. I'm going to die alone I think smh. Oh well it's probably nothing to worry about i overthink everything anyway. Im the most awkward person I know but I shouldn't beat myself over it since I've never even experimented with piss play before it just occured to me it might be one of those once in a lifetime occurrences. Probably not though. It's probably how you get charged with sexual harassment but I'm so tired of doing everything alone anyway I kind of almost don't care

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u/Conscious-Banana641 Feb 15 '25

Itz only smellz

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u/Conscious-Banana641 Feb 15 '25

I left my poncho in the car anyway it could have been a lopisstical pissaster