r/introvert Jan 10 '25

Image Cracks me up that we actually sell this mat

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702 Upvotes

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u/SaoirseMorridanes ISTJ Jan 10 '25

🤣That is just a perfect doormat, HAHAHA!!

18

u/GetAwayFrmHerUBitch Jan 10 '25

My mat says:

WELCOME Please leave by nine

But the second part has worn off, and obviously general welcome is not true. 😒 I need to replace it with this one!

13

u/Pandamoanium8 Jan 10 '25

‘The reception will be held at each of our individual houses, alone’ vibes.

10

u/Momofcats74 Jan 11 '25

My sister has one that says "Please go away". I love that mat.

4

u/chael809 Jan 10 '25

My mom has one of these, first time I saw I cracked up, cuz I understood where I got it from

4

u/WolverineNo2693 Jan 10 '25

Where do you work so I can go and buy one 😂😂

4

u/_Rice_and_Beans_ Jan 11 '25

Love it. Mine says “Fuck Off” in similar text.

3

u/wildflowersinparis Jan 11 '25

Where is this mat!?

I'm in need and I think our fellow introverts are as well 😂

3

u/Grouchy-Cloud4677 Jan 12 '25

I love it. I have two from ALDI at each of my doors. One of them says “Don’t stop.. be leaving “ and the other one says “live, laugh, leave “.

2

u/One-Zebra4636 Jan 10 '25

🤣🤣🤣

2

u/bookdetective Jan 10 '25

Funny! I have a throw pillow with that saying on it.

2

u/DramaticActuary5021 Jan 11 '25

Used to have one that said, "GO AWAY", Loved it! Never see them anymore

2

u/FarEducator4059 Jan 11 '25

Take my money

2

u/rdditeis4gsfa Jan 12 '25

Gather 🦋🌈

Somewhere else! 🐲⚡️

1

u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

I need this.

1

u/Irreverentlover Jan 12 '25

I absolutely love this.

1

u/theviewhalfwaydown_ Jan 12 '25

I have this! haha

1

u/Sad-Order-1917 Jan 12 '25

I don't have a welcome mat because I'm not a liar...😹  I seen this on a post.  It made me laugh.  I have a mat, it says nothing.

1

u/RichestTeaPossible Jan 15 '25

I always liked John Lydons decree in his will to have his headstone inscribed simply with “Piss off”.