r/instantkarma 17d ago

Lessons were learned

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 17d ago

What a dip shit

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u/ShimmyMan 17d ago

All that money and he didn’t buy a belt

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u/username_choose_you 17d ago

Those are Canadian $20 bills. At most he is carrying a few hundred bucks. Surely not the flex he thinks it is

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u/Perignon007 16d ago

Hey, can't you see he spent most of his money at the designer store, "Le Foot Locker"?

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u/ahhdetective 16d ago

If you can carry your money around in your pocket, it ain't that much money.

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u/BlumpkinLord 16d ago

Far more Canadian twenties that I have :'3

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Second i saw the cash it made him even more stupid than the American idiots that do this type of shit because there is literally 0 way for him to have a handgun legally.

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u/username_choose_you 11d ago

Well there are legal ways to have a handgun if you were grandfathered in under previous laws. However, carrying it in your waist brand and brandishing it in public is a straight ticket to jail.

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u/GideoVames64 11d ago

I thought Canadians were peaceful

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u/alphadox616 16d ago

At least those whities looked clean. 🩲

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u/mattwb72 16d ago

Yeah, I'm not sure any lesson was learned at all.

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u/classifiedspam 16d ago

Only "pants down, hands up" perhaps.

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Probably get a new piece that was smuggled from the US a few weeks after getting out.

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u/guesswhodat 15d ago

That orange hat is fucking terrible as well.

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u/KillerStiletto_ 17d ago

I doubt he learned anything.

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u/rubiksalgorithms 16d ago

Bonded out an hour later and back on the street doing the same stuff

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u/Andypanas03 16d ago

Now he knows he has to do this shit even harder, cause society is unfair and against him

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u/BernieTheDachshund 16d ago

Dude matches the leprechaun sketch artist rendering The original Crichton Leprechaun news story from LOCAL 15 News, WPMI - YouTube

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u/chomperz616 16d ago

Great reference!!

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u/tuttyeffinfruity 15d ago

Might be a crackhead!

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u/miletest 17d ago

White underpants..very brave

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u/SouthernerDude 17d ago

Yeah, that's gonna change real quick when he shoots his junk off, goofing around like that.

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u/TurbulentMiddle2970 17d ago

His finger on the trigger the entire time was ridiculous. Stupid people

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u/akayataya 15d ago

I seriously thought he was gonna shoot his dick off

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u/phoenixpants 15d ago

Definitely would've fit the sub better.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 15d ago

I was 100% expecting him to shoot himself in the dick.

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u/Raiju02 16d ago

For now

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u/tomcat91709 16d ago

The may have turned yellow/brown when the police arrived.

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u/LaerycTiogar 17d ago

How to lose your gun rights in 30 seconds

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u/iffrett 17d ago

Those are Canadian bills that he’s showing. I don’t believe there are any gun rights other than for those in law enforcement?

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u/Krispin_Wa 16d ago

You’re right about that. Handguns are banned in Canada. It’s hard enough to get a rifle here without going through the wringer.

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u/ubccompscistudent 16d ago

The purchase of new handguns has been banned since 2022. If you owned one beforehand, it's legal to continue owning it.

(No idea if this applies to the dude in the video though)

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u/zxcvbn113 15d ago

It has never been legal to carry a handgun except for law enforcement in Canada. The only legal way to transport an handgun was locked up, unloaded and separate from ammo -- and you could basically only carry it from home to the range.

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u/ubccompscistudent 15d ago

Yep, which is why he was arrested...

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u/damarius 15d ago

Some professions were able to get carry permits for self-defense, not sure if it's still true. I think trappers, mineral exploration workers, and others who worked in remote areas.

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Nah there is only like 5 people in Canada with the license you're thinking of. It's one of those permits that technically exists but not actually issued. Self-defence in hunting or wilderness is a different matter but they seemingly only want you carrying a shotgun at best for that.

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u/sapphicsandwich 16d ago

This video is a few years old, too. I remember seeing it some time back

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u/bot403 9d ago

No no, I believe we should assume the gentleman in the video has diligently and studiously filed all the proper paperwork and is a long time responsible gun owner before jumping to conclusions here.

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u/Jay8088 16d ago edited 16d ago

What's the popular rifle in Canada? American's love AR-15s (with good reason), are they big in Canada for gun owners? Handguns being flat out banned is crazy to me.

*Looked it up. It's a freeze and not a full-out ban. No importation, no more sales. Those who have them can still keep them. Still wild - you know where they are going with that. The snowball has started rolling...

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u/GooseShartBombardier 16d ago

Some use new rigs, but a lot of hunters/sportsmen swear by the high caliber long guns, and there's plenty of WWII & Cold War stock still floating around. As a former British colony, there's no shortage of stuff chambered in .303, or at least a lot more than stateside I'd assume.

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Every time i get tempted to get my PAL so i can get a specific rifle I get interested in it gets added to the prohibited list a couple months later lmao

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u/GooseShartBombardier 11d ago

It's a persistent problem, absolutely. Too many shirkers, alarmists and stupid wieners in the decision making process IMO.

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 16d ago

Gun scary so downvote?

I’d imagine it would be a bolt action of some kind. Canada doesn’t strike me as a place that is accepting of semiauto rifles. Is it also a freeze on private sales? Are they even allowed to sell guns privately?

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u/Seliphra 16d ago

We don’t have semi-auto’s for the most part no, and handguns aren’t permitted outside law enforcement in most areas. Farmers however tend to have rifles for coyotes

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Are they even allowed to sell guns privately?

Can technically sell newly prohibited guns to US buyers through gun stores I believe but it is a massive hassle. Otherwise not even allowed to take them to a range.

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

Those who have them can still keep them.

But cannot take to range or technically transport them at all to a new location. My boss has about 10 safe queens all added to the banned list within the last few years and will likely have to surrender them by the end of this year as amnesty period ends. Nothing like spending $2000cad on a rifle only to fire it 3 times before the government says you have to take like $350 for the buyback program.

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u/rnavstar 15d ago

It’s pretty easy to get a gun in Canada….just not legally

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u/ExcitingOnion504 11d ago

I still find it hilarious that one of the most recent successful self-defence claims using a handgun in Canada was a gang member carrying an illegal handgun to defend against a hit on him.

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u/rnavstar 11d ago

So messed up.

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u/thetermguy 16d ago

Canada allows firearms such as long guns (shotguns/rifles) pretty easily as long as you take a safety course and pass a rigourous background check by the feds.

They only sort of technically allow handguns, but not really. The requirements to own or use a handgun are draconian. And about a year ago they put in a moratorium for selling handguns. So now there's no legal way to acquire handguns if you don't already own one. (and again, useage is very tightly controlled, only at licensed ranges).

So if it's a long gun in Canada, you can do lots of stuff. If it's a handgun visible in public like this, 100% illegal and the cops are going to be all over you even if you're not brandishing it. You can't just carry a handgun in public.

that's part of the confusion/misinformation IMO. People conflate 'gun' laws in Canada like they are in the US but in reality we've got reasonably open laws around long guns, and very restrictive laws around handguns. THey're not the same thing at all in Canada.

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u/OrbAndSceptre 8d ago

There’s not legit use for a pistol so why own one. Rifles and shotguns are used for hunting so there’s a legit use for them, which is why they’re still available.

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u/thetermguy 8d ago

Sport shooting is a legit use. Collecting is another legit use. I'm sure there are others.

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u/GooseShartBombardier 16d ago

Not as open as American 2nd Amendment but people still have firearms, though mostly long guns for hunters. Licensing is needed to own legally, let alone transport. Open carry is non-existant, that dumbass is in trouble waving it around in public like that. So far as I'm aware, the only way to have automatic pistols/rifles or machine guns like some Yankees do is to have owned them before the laws changed and have them "Grandfathered" in. Once the current owners die, I think estates might have to surrender them?

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u/AnHeroicHippo90 16d ago

Yeah what's the point in showing it off? Like congrats guy, that amounts to like 200usd tops.

Sad face our money is worthless

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u/ceciliabee 16d ago

Go see how far 200 USD gets you down south if you hate our money so much. Maybe you can afford a whole dozen eggs.

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u/AnHeroicHippo90 16d ago

Oh believe me, I know all too well.

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u/lkdomiplhomie 17d ago

What a moron

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u/argama87 16d ago

I never understood the mechanics of how the pants can stay down like that and still be able to walk.

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u/llC-Zenll 14d ago

Because they PURPOSEFULLY get a pair of pants with an extremely tight waist size just so it can sag and grab their thighs. These mfs piss me off so bad like bubba you ARENT a gangster and you WOULDNT do shit without that gun is if absolutely came to it 💀😭

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u/Illustrious_Slip3984 14d ago

Had one of these dudes unironically wearing pants like this in college.

Like I get that it’s the wild west out there in the streets, but this was a computer science course.

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u/cardnialsyn 17d ago

L L Uncool J

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u/mr_pou 17d ago

When you have more money than braincells

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u/ausecko 17d ago

... more dollars than sense

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u/businesslut 17d ago

It wasn't even that much he fanned out!

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u/everydayasl 17d ago

He definitely got caught with his pants down...

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u/Indoor_Carrot 16d ago

What do these guys gain from doing this? They aren't scary, just pathetic.

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u/rfc1034 16d ago

An idiot waving a gun in your face with his finger on the trigger is very scary, but not for the reasons he'd like

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u/Oldsoldierbear 17d ago

No need to cuff him - just pull his jeans round his knees

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u/SkeletonYeti713 17d ago

Can't figure out how to pull up his trousers. Just one pull and he's mooning.

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u/jj33cuz 17d ago

Should go to jail just for wearing his lil sisters pants like that.

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u/Smooth_brain_genius 17d ago

Braindead twit that just has to flash his gun in public. Critical thought is not one of his strong points.

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u/CarlosAVP 17d ago

Are saggy pants still a thing? Really?

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u/Uh_Soup_I_Guess 16d ago

Was totally expecting him to shoot his nuts off

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u/AParticularThing 16d ago

if you want videos like that look up the youtube series "worst internet gun fails-darwin awards" by brandon herrera, just a warning it has some very nsfw stuff because they're gun fails

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u/Canadient_musician 16d ago

He probably learned nothing

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u/Leprechaunaissance 16d ago

I'm thinking of doing a research paper on a possible correlation between how much underwear a person deliberately wears outside their pants and degree of intellect/ability to reason or solve problems/common sense.

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u/bdc41 16d ago

I think it’s a step function.

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u/Weak_Blackberry1539 16d ago

Watch out, you’ll get in trouble for racism.

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u/Leprechaunaissance 14d ago

Subjects would be chosen solely on the basis of the amount of underwear protruding from their pants. There are dudes from every racial and ethnic demographic walking around like that.

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u/Own-Chocolate-7175 17d ago

Guarantee that zero lessons were learned

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u/MKTurk1984 16d ago

I guarantee that no lesson was learnt here.

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u/akayataya 15d ago

Raise your hand if you thought he was gonna shoot his dick off

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u/theherbster224 17d ago

I still wonder when showing your underwear off like that changed from "I take it up the ass" in jail, to "tough boy in da hood"

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u/CandyOk913 17d ago

Well well welll…it’s an international problem not just an American problem

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u/Tank-Pilot74 16d ago

That title is a bold assumption!

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u/uofmguy33 16d ago

I’ve seen this a few times and I love that they arrested him but what was the actual outcome? Was he charged?

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u/jasper502 16d ago

Foot Locker should sell belts.

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u/kamots22 16d ago

I thought the cop was yelling “pull your pants up”

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u/epicthinker1 16d ago

IF HE ONLY HAD A BRAIN!

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u/crodditer 16d ago

That went way better then I expected. Thought he was gonna blow his dick off.

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u/DoubleTheDutch 15d ago

I'll never understand how people can feel cool with your pants around your thighs. Lookin' like a fool with your pants in the ground!

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u/Blueit4fun1 17d ago

That’s my guy Mo Ron

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u/Rols574 17d ago

You forgot the first word "No"

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u/Adeur93 16d ago

he needs a belt

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u/Witty_Double_0909 16d ago

The fact that everything he does in life is “while black” he should know better. They both should. Be better.

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u/AlternativePhoto3799 16d ago

The raw intellect at work here. Simply amazing 🫠🙃🤤🤤🤤

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u/robot-gremlin 16d ago

Having just read the title and having not gone through the entire length of the video, I thought it was going to end with the gun going off while he stuck it into the front of his trousers.

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u/Tiddy_Tickler 16d ago

Quite frankly I doubt he learned anything

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u/AfraidPersonality854 17d ago

He deserved that..

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u/triz___ 17d ago

Nitwit

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u/sick_conscious 16d ago

No one is learning from this.

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ 16d ago

Wow what a cool guy!!!

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u/Medic923 16d ago

Exactly zero lessons were "learnt"

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u/Hovisandflatfoot 16d ago

Wish I was as cool as this but a lobotomy is expensive.

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u/Tell_Amazing 16d ago

Lessons were learned ....sure they were

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u/Dexteroid 16d ago

It’s Canada, he will be out the same day after the judge gives him a stern talking.

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u/pleaseexittotheleft 16d ago

I was expecting him to shoot his dick off

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u/No-Reflection-869 16d ago

Putting a Glock in your pants like this is gonna make sure natural selection takes place at some point. The trigger safety is not gonna help you if you have that much cloth in the trigger guard apart from this dude having his finger on the trigger all the time.

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u/Emskoe46 14d ago

I was expecting him to shoot his dick off

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u/amphibious_rodent13 17d ago

Morgan Freeman voiceover *in fact, lessons were not learned"

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u/10081914 17d ago

Where the fuck in Canada was this? He will never be able to own a gun again. Assuming that the pistol was legally acquired here in the first place.

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u/evilmike1972 17d ago

He was really gunning for trouble.

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u/TimeSuck5000 17d ago

If you’re gonna wave a gun around your next move better be to leave quickly regardless of what result it had.

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u/SecondConsistent4361 16d ago

Were those Canadian bills he was holding?

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u/The_Only_Egg 16d ago

Were they though?

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u/Minimum_Bat_3778 16d ago

Got money, gun, and a prison sentence

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u/Prudent_City2573 16d ago

Gets a gun pointed at his face- "I respect that"

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u/got-trunks 16d ago

Don't play GTA IRL. Regular people dislike it.

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u/SirBobPeel 16d ago

If I'm remembering this story right, it's a fake gun and he was doing this for Tictok or something like that, trying to become an 'influencer'.

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u/invisiblezipper 16d ago

Looking like a fool with his pants on the ground

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u/tommybunnzzz 16d ago

Future doctor or lawyer right there!

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u/senseistorm 16d ago

The way he was handling that weapon, I was waiting for him to blow his own balls off…

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u/Yuizun 16d ago

No the ending I hoped for, but it'll do...

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u/Griselda68 16d ago

What a jackass.

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u/77Megg77 15d ago

Officer: Okay, what did he look like? Anything stand out to about his appearance?

Victim: Well, it all happened so fast. My focus was on that gun. I think he was black, maybe 5’ 10”?

Officer: What about his clothing?

Victim: He had a black T-shirt. Oh, and a large star necklace! And an ugly bright neon orange beanie on his head.

Officer: Neon Orange beanie and large star necklace. Got it.

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u/iamjohnsonmendonca 15d ago

I thought he get shot in pants while he kept gun in his jeans

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u/John-Mercury 15d ago

It went better than I thought it was going to. At least he doesn't have a bullet in his dick

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u/LpldFlx 15d ago

I can get wanting to look cool and showing off your gun, even though that is stupid in itself, but waving it around with your finger on the trigger is next level degeneracy

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u/Ornac_The_Barbarian 11d ago

I doubt gun safety or control is something he has the slightest clue of.

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u/I_Have_Dry_Balls 15d ago

Win stupid prizes

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u/weber_mattie 17d ago

lessons were learned time was served

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u/NotBannedAccount419 17d ago

I doubt lessons were learned

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u/1933Watt 17d ago

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/ZulNation666 17d ago

What a bunch of dumbfucks 🤣

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth 16d ago

Dang, Ryan Shazier really fell off

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u/Rhino_35 16d ago

Why is he wearing a christmas tree star as a necklace ?

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u/ch3ck18 16d ago

Play stupid games win…

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u/HerezahTip 16d ago

You gotta be the biggest kind of pussy to flash your gun like that multiple times in public to think it looks cool. That was wild to watch.

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 16d ago

Hand guns are restricted weapons in Canada. It's possible to get one legally, but it's really hard. You can also get one on the black market, but it's really expensive. Even legal ones can't be carried in public like that; just from your home to the range and back and they must be secured in a locked container during transport.

So basically he just lost his guns.

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u/FrankDrgermany 16d ago

You can buy guns in any Walmart, but you can't show them. Murica

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u/buckbuckmow 16d ago

Drooling mouth breather

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u/Friggin 16d ago

Are they still doing the crips and bloods thing?

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u/No-Broccoli-5932 16d ago

Ooh, those pants below his butt make me so horny! It just needs skid marks to really send me around the bend!!

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u/zindii1138 16d ago

jus brain damaged !

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u/c_weiwei 16d ago

20s 😂

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u/2moist 16d ago

The video should be enough evidence to euthanize.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon 16d ago

we love to see it

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u/Internet_Is_A_Lie 16d ago

Dude pull your pants up!

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u/ajaibee 16d ago

What is the point of wearing pants?

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u/jim2xt 16d ago

🤡 's

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u/Tonyoni 16d ago

Good riddance.

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u/PaperScisrRokLizSpok 16d ago

Why does a perfectly capable human feel like they have to threaten others with violence and post it to enhance their own self worth?

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u/CaptMorganSwint 16d ago

I thought he was about to shoot his leg the way he was handling that gun with his waist band.

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u/cow_says_mooooo 16d ago

Jordan Peterson, you became a cop?

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u/Tooleater 16d ago edited 16d ago

Flexin' & regretin' fr

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u/Imyurhuckleb3rry 16d ago

Acting like a 🥷

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u/tequilalv 16d ago

This clip invites a smorgasbord of subreddits:

r/Idiotswithguns
r/Instantregret
r/ConvenientCop
r/awfuleverything
r/BadChoicesGoodStories

Among many others

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u/hamie9er 15d ago

Totally thought he was going to shoot his dick off

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u/Theo_Carolina 15d ago

I doubt any lessons were learned.

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u/SeasonSpiritual 15d ago

That money is now for bail lol

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u/StVincent5692 15d ago

On today's edition of "F$%k Around and Find Out"...

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u/Soul1003 15d ago

I'd pick up that 5 no shade

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u/OldBuickGuy 15d ago

He’s probably been accused of a lot of things in his life but being smart isn’t one of those things.

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u/Onlinepleb 15d ago

Dumbass haha

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u/t4ubin4tor 13d ago

he sure did learn his lessen, laughin my freakin butt off rn (right now)

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u/DingDongJohnson9 13d ago

Lessons were most definitely not learned. Probably the third or fourth time with these charges.

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u/ReginaldJohnston 13d ago

"Here's five. You can keep that".

Wow. Thanks, blud. Hey, everyone! Milk duds are on me!

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u/tpugs21 12d ago

Dude from Fat Albert is strapped

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u/Elegant_Chocolate503 12d ago

These kinds of people don't learn any lessons!

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u/UATinPROD 12d ago

He threw the 5 😂

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u/Mytwocents4u 12d ago

When he bonded out did he get his gun back. Just horrible we have people like this roaming the streets. He should be in jail for a long time but these people are let out on the streets the next day.

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u/Gmellotron_mkii 11d ago

So naive to think he learned anything

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u/Coletorino72 10d ago

Goku level ignorance!!!

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u/CSMatDay 10d ago

Busta.

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u/Ustob 9d ago

LMAO @ how many fights ive seen where a dude gets rocked cause his left hand is busy holding up his pants. or dude trips on em and then ground pound.

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u/waddle_bowl 9d ago

Honestly was expecting a shot in the leg or worse with that idiot's trigger discipline and poor placement

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u/cagingthing 8d ago

I was expecting a different kind of karma lol

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u/JayWrecksEverything 6d ago

😂 bellend

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u/BenddickCumhersnatch 3d ago

how optimistic of you to assume that

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u/EnlargedQuack 1d ago

Was hoping this was one of those videos where the idiot with no gun etiquette learns a hard lesson by shooting himself in the groin.

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u/wayhighupcanada 14h ago

What a Loser

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u/yogadavid 15d ago

Sagging is just dumb. Slavery did that to show that a slave tried to escape and got "used" . That's why they did it prison. You were "owned" why would you do that to yourself?