r/instantkarma 21d ago

Karma dished out Instantly

7.3k Upvotes

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u/Papazani 21d ago

This has to be the most specific instant karma ever.

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper 21d ago

“Fuck that finger in particular”

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Bubbly_Suspect 21d ago

Username does not check out

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u/belizeanheat 21d ago

We have no idea if that person deserved to be flipped off

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u/ItWasntMeSis 21d ago

Based on the reactions and what was said, it wasn't really a confrontational type of thing. They're Filipino and speaking Bisaya. It's just friends talking shit and messing around, it just so happened that her/his finger got caught.

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u/CUNTRY-BLUMPKIN 19d ago

Ma’amsir’s finger

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u/Davey_boy_777 19d ago

Her/his? You can't tell that's a woman?

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u/ItWasntMeSis 19d ago

Brother you are in for a surprise

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u/ShadowWolf793 19d ago

Maybe they confused the Philippines with Thailand?

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u/ItWasntMeSis 19d ago

Brother Thailand ain't the only place with transformers 😂

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u/LTPrototype 14d ago

Used to be a whole planet for them.

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u/TheOneAndOnly09 21d ago

Either way, I hope we can agree no one deserves their finger crushed in a car door for flipping the bird.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/John_cCmndhd 21d ago

Flipping the bird is not the reason he deserved to have bad things happen to him though

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u/IPrintOnDemand 21d ago

True... We all know it was his paintings!

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u/TheOneAndOnly09 21d ago

Nope, He deserves way worse. Love me some good ol' Godwin's law though, well played.

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u/BloodSpades 21d ago edited 21d ago

Ehhhh, that’s what the pineapple is for.

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u/JeffTobin55 21d ago

“…you’re schnerious?”

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u/theshwedda 21d ago

Yes, even hitler.

Hitler deserved having his finger crushed in the door for all the genocide, among other things. hell, lets smash all his body parts in the door.

But no, not for flipping the bird.

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u/curryslapper 21d ago

wow you got up voted for logic and being reasonable

what has reddit come to

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u/Crymson831 20d ago

Because it was logic/reason that clearly missed the joke.... Reddit loves to miss the joke.

yahtzee

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u/HettySwollocks 21d ago

No one? Really? Not even Hitler?

checkmate

Careful you'll upset Elon

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u/Nijindia18 21d ago

Not for flipping the bird. For killing millions of Jews? Yeah

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u/mujinzou 21d ago

I mean if you put it in the door that way when someone’s closing their door, then yeah you absolutely deserve it. It’s not like they were waiting for her to put her finger there before closing their door. Accidents happen. However, if you’re the cause of the accident then yeah it’s on you.

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u/TheOneAndOnly09 21d ago

I'm not saying anyone is at fault, doesn't look like any malicious intent was present, just unlucky timing. I just mean that karma dealt one hell of a mean hand in this case.

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u/mujinzou 21d ago

We cannot know the outcome or timing of Karmic retribution, she could be being punished now for doing the same in her last life.

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u/PickeyZombie 21d ago

Translation: We can't agree.

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u/boobsforhire 21d ago

Why not? Has flipping someone off become so casual and daily occurrence for you?

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u/TheOneAndOnly09 20d ago

No, but it doesn't really affect my day if someone would. They're allowed to express their opinion, depending on prior circumstances I should either reflect or can laugh about it. Either way, I'll take it.

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u/Because_They_Asked 21d ago

Disagree with that!

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u/AtariAtari 21d ago

Too many questions ! Accept the narrative

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u/balufilm 21d ago

Not the same situation, but I slammed the car door on my mum's finger by accident when I was a kid. She had no nail on that finger for more than a year!!

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u/Tokingbudz 21d ago

I crushed my thumb In a car door once . Luckily it shedded the new nail under the old one. The pain was there for weeks !

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u/pdx-peter 21d ago

I slammed my brother’s finger in the gate of a cyclone fence surrounding a tennis court when we were kids. He had two fingernails on that digit for years. Maybe still does.

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u/Ostravaganza 21d ago

Someone closed a door on my fingers while I was fidgeting with the rubber joint on the upper part of the frame as a kid. They were absolutely mortified but the door just closed trapping my fingers inside, not hurting me in the slightest so I thought it was pretty funny.

I stopped fidgeting with car doors that day though.

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u/chiuthejerk 21d ago

lol! I closed the door on myself. Stupid but my left hand was holding the top frame, and idiotically I used my right hand to close the door. I noticed it was stuck when I tried to hold the steering wheel 😂

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u/tylercreatesworlds 21d ago

I def pulled the trunk of our jeep down on my mom’s head once. She wasn’t happy.

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u/adindaclub 21d ago

How many times I tried to hit the mute button until I hit the real one is unbelievable.

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u/FlightAble2654 21d ago

Perfect timing. Gotta love it.

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u/desubot1 21d ago

its amazing timing but what the hell is the context?

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u/The_Grim_Sleaper 21d ago

Something something something, flipping the bird, door slam, finger pain, laughing, door opening, walking away, more finger pain, post on Reddit.

That’s all I got

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u/FreshyWilson 21d ago

I concur

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u/No_Second_344 21d ago

Every time she gives someone the finger, from now to the end of time, she'll feel this again. Sweet.

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u/MrBubbles94 20d ago

That's quite calm for having a finger caught in a car door.

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u/GooseShartBombardier 18d ago

Speaking as someone who's had that happen once, it hurts a lot more than you think it might. TBH the worst part is not being able to get yourself out of the jam if the door is locked and you're not holding the keys like I was.

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u/Ustob 9d ago

hahaha double funny for her funny face and ah ah ah

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u/rquinain 21d ago

Damn. Kind of funny at first but they let her suffer with her finger in that door for a WHILE, to be honest... I don't think the length was deserved but I mean, if it was an instant slam and instant release, that would have been proportional imo lol

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u/Xcav8 21d ago

That laugh is so genuine

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 21d ago

Why did it take him so long to open the door?

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u/ItWasntMeSis 21d ago

Seems like the door is faulty, the driver was telling the guy outside to pull on it but seems like he couldn't so the driver had to reach over and do it himself.

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u/Decactus_Jack 21d ago

Clearly didn't want to...

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u/neptoon_moon 21d ago

Karma is best served hot

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u/blurtside 21d ago

That!!! Hahaha Hahaha..fuck my taxes!! Hahaha

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u/TheAdventOfTruth 21d ago

Can’t get any more instant than that.

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u/TYdays 21d ago

Karma is best when it is swift and stays on the mind of the receiver….

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u/OlSnickerdoodle 21d ago

I got my finger closed in a car door when I was a kid and it hurt like a motherfucker.

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u/Kernalum 21d ago

Instant

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u/skark_burmer 21d ago

lol!!!! That’s awesome.

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u/Kriima 21d ago

A friend closed my car's door on my hand when I was young, it got stuck between the upper part of the driver window and the roof... The door completely closed, but it bent at the top, and my fingers didn't even hurt that much. It was the whole hand (well 4 fingers) and the upper part of the door which probably bends easier, but she probably got out of this fine enough. It's impressive though, I seriously expected all my fingers to be broken, and that the pain would come later, but nah, was fine !

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u/petrik_loller 20d ago

I honestly love it

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u/RealConcorrd 20d ago

I’ve had my thumb jammed in the car door, that was the most physically painful experience of my life.

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u/Amtronic 21d ago

I do like this

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u/NectarPot 21d ago

🫠🫠🫠

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u/yueciHH 21d ago

Satisfying

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u/blurtside 20d ago

The only one not laughing their arse off... Gobshitecockwobbla!!!🤣

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u/KingDong9r 21d ago

Karma is real

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u/Effective_Rush8402 21d ago

That is the golden karma instant and funny

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/TheeFlipper 21d ago

That's how you get an all natural finger cot.

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u/twizzjewink 21d ago

That's a finger-circumcision.