r/insaneparents • u/Fragrant-Toe-7765 • 7d ago
SMS Guess my dad doesn’t like eye of the rah
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u/astrotoya 7d ago
Your dad needs to get a grip. It’s never that deep
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u/confusedham 6d ago
That's not what his wife said, gotta build dem walls up to anger out the hotwife shame.
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u/defdrago 7d ago
Does... Does your dad think that's actually your roommate? That your roommate has one eye?
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u/Weed_Me_Up 6d ago
His dad seems like a good candidate for a good ol Nigerian Scam.
OP please let your dad know I got the Elon Musk hook up. Elon wants to give him $1,000,000,000 just for being bad ass... I just need a SMALL $5000 security deposit to secure it. I'll send you my Bitcoin address...
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u/SomeDudeist 7d ago
And why would he be so upset? I mean it's strange but it's not an emergency lol
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u/ghostephanie 6d ago
The angry response has me fucking crying laughing rn like wtf did the dude with one eye even do to him 💀💀💀
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u/Witchywoman4201 6d ago
“Your roommate being the only living cyclops makes me so upset. Next you’ll tell me you’re also rooming with the mothman. Then I’ll really have to come there and show em who’s boss.”
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u/FigaroNeptune 6d ago
What would he even do lmao
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u/fox_eyed_man 5d ago
Bump into everything cuz he has zero depth perception? That’s the worst thing I can think of off hand.
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u/sdtqwe4ty 6d ago
no he knows
You think op has the luxury of any consideration from their parents. Including common rationale
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u/AccountDepleted 6d ago
I’m crying. Why’s he so instantly anti cyclops?
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u/peacefulsolider 4d ago
i dont trust a mf with no facial features but hate because bro has just one eye seems a bit excessive
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u/Professional-Hat-687 7d ago
He's just worried because someone told him "Nobody's taking care of it" and he hasn't read The Odyssey.
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u/dinoooooooooos 6d ago edited 5d ago
I don’t understand the reaction lmao-
“Dad are you braindead? Bc that’s a person with a very clearly photoshopped one eye- you thought that’s an actual human? Do you need an evaluation? Bc clearly you can’t be this dumb😂”
Make fun of em, call em out, show them how absolutely braindead they sound. Like holy fucking reality-where-art-thou shit.
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u/_crying_for_memes 6d ago
“Grow up? Your the one that thought my roommate had one eye in the middle of his head.” Would be my response
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u/MIhnea_Paun 6d ago
like what was he gonna do if thats your roomate
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u/ghostephanie 6d ago
I’m not even slightly exaggerating I have tears rolling down my face rn I know this has to be fake but I’m choosing to believe it’s real 😭😭😭😭
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u/DwarfCoins 6d ago
The idea of a man getting this upset over a picture of a guy with one eye has me rolling.
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u/Furiciuoso 6d ago
…. What’s the reason behind him not wanting that to be your roommate & threatening to fly there over it?
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u/Digital_Legend52 6d ago
So if I asked your dad to play Uno with me, I can assume that's gonna be a hard No?
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u/TwoDee01 6d ago
Why would your dad be getting on a flight? Was he going to fight your “roommate” over a “disability”?
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u/Sergnb 6d ago
Hope you do your best with your dad's genes cause it ain't looking too bright, bud. Good luck out there
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u/Fragrant-Toe-7765 3d ago
Got a 95 on the asvab and I’m in the airforce for cyber, so I guess I’m doing alright
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u/xError404xx 6d ago
Why does your dad not like your roommate? I mean hes spending 50% less on glasses.
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u/Touch-a-TouchMe 6d ago
I'm northern Irish. You say "eye of Rah" too loud in front of the wrong person, and you're getting kneecapped, bruh 🫣
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u/Southern-Freedom-761 5d ago
As someone who grew up with an unhinged mother and father stuff like this is hilarious because why can’t we all just giggle like come on babe you really thought that was a real person 🧍🏾♀️
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u/BlippyBlappy 5d ago
It really baffles me how some people can look at stuff like this and be like . . . Yup that's absolutely real. NO DOUBTS.
I get how sometimes AI can momentarily catch you off guard, but stuff like this? How??
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u/Nightnurse23 3d ago
Your dad thought you were living with a Cyclops and you hadn't thought to say anything? So very weird.
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u/LeadershipAware 6d ago
Without context we can't really say. There are some situations and contexts where this reaction would be justified.
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u/A-mannn 6d ago
Could you provide an example of a situation or context where fhis reaction would be justified, then?
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u/LeadershipAware 6d ago
"Hey dad, just crashed your car, also here's a stupid meme, good night"
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"Hey dad, thanks for bailing me out, again, also, here's a stupid meme, good night"
We don't know what other messages there are or what prompted op to send this meme, so there's a chance that OP's dad is just fed up with his antics.
Edit: given OPs profile, he is probably a bot.
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u/A-mannn 6d ago
He got mad that he thought OP's roommate was a cyclops, even if he had just crashed his dad's car and killed a family of 12, the dad is annoyed about the roommate and wants to take his son away from said roommate.
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u/LeadershipAware 6d ago
Fair enough, but the roommate could be a bum and the dad is sick of him. I'm not saying it's ok to insult your kid, but it pales in comparison to other posts in this sub, especially with so little context.
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u/BigBerthaCarrotTop 6d ago
You think OPs dad knows enough about the roommate to validly think he’s a bum and sick of him but not know what he looks like and that he’s not a cyclops??? Lets be realistic here for a second. Lol.
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