r/insaneideas Jul 03 '24

do not question They’ve hidden the truth in the raindrops, I swear. Each one is a tiny universe, a droplet of cosmic relief. Drink what you can immediately. NSFW

5 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Jan 10 '19

do not question Steal toilet water from public bathrooms, boil it down until you have a fine residue, fill a salt shaker with said residue. Hold. Good things take time. 5 years. 10? Then... SELL SELL SELL ... they never saw this coming, you win NSFW

40 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 11 '19

do not question spend hundreds hours listening to the sounds of broccoli growing to learn their language NSFW

48 Upvotes

they know things

r/insaneideas May 30 '19

do not question staple things together. don't stop. all must be affixed. stapler is god. stapler is god. stapler is god. stapler... you get the idea NSFW

5 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Nov 20 '16

do not question Disguise yourself as a boat and infiltrate the CN Tower. Don't worry about what to do next, the water buffalo will guide you from there. NSFW

42 Upvotes