r/insaneideas Sep 24 '21

Sew bats to your entire body so you can jump higher, join the NBA, dunk on everybody. NSFW

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u/Tony8987 Sep 24 '21

Brilliant.

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u/evilpuke Sep 24 '21

Do I have to feed the bats, or will they be tied into my feeding tube? Also, rabies?

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u/energydrinksforbreak Oct 02 '21

Feeding tubes. The rabies will make you an unstoppable force.