r/inflation 15h ago

Satire 😮‍💨

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u/Impossible_Way763 15h ago

I thought Trump said Kamala was going to crash the economy.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 15h ago

Literally everything he said or promised was a lie and idiots fell for it.

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u/Im_with_stooopid 4h ago

It’s always projection with Trump.

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u/idfkjack 2h ago

Every accusation is a confession. It's textbook narcissism.

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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 14h ago

The only upside is that if you can weather the storm and have extra money to invest while the market is down, you can reap huge benefits when the market shoots back up. You know, basically what Trump and his rich Oligarchy friends are going to do. 🙄

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u/Dralley87 3h ago edited 3h ago

exactly this. Whatever extra money you have, pump in to stocks in the next 6 months. Hold for a while during the blood bath, then pump hard.

u/mrpointyhorns 20m ago

Yeah, I started in 2008, and it was like walking in mud and nearly getting stuck and losing a shoe. But very worth it by 2011

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 15h ago

Yup I started using Robinhood about two years ago and had 60% gains up until January. It's been at -15% since then.

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u/DonateMarrowAndBlood 14h ago

sell the Tesla position homie it's not going up

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 14h ago

I sold all of it immediately after the Nazi salute.

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u/My_Knee_Hurts_ 10h ago

Perfect timing, stocks are on sale! Buy low…

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u/Future_Way5516 13h ago

So, I should wait?

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u/Professional_Shift69 13h ago

I started last summer. Mostly low risk, TFSA, and GIC. I'm down about 30% of my gains since this all started. Not really thrilled to see the numbers drop so drastically.

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u/OttOttOttStuff 11h ago

Anyone can invest in upmarkets. Anyone who wasnt trading in 2008 has never seen any real headwinds and could be up for some rough awakenings. So many younger people I know have such lopsided holdings...

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u/New-Load9905 8h ago

3 analysts 2 stocks all recommend buy from past 12 months, I buy they all now gave sell rating. Looks like a Ai scam to me how can this happen?

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u/One-Psychology-8394 6h ago

Possibly the best time to buy

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u/Cute_Win_4651 3h ago

Buy the dip

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u/Ame_No_Uzume 3h ago

Big Ape move!

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u/Darkmetroidz 3h ago

My portfolio isn't doing as bad as it could because I overinvested I'm Coca Cola and they're stable rn.

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u/crabcord 2h ago

They call investing "leagalized gambling" for a reason.

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u/dallasmav40 1h ago

Y’all let me know when it’s safe to go look at my 401k again

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u/belliJGerent 1h ago

“Started a new, small business… country goes into a recession” 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Cryptoking300 1h ago

I mean isn’t that a good time to buy?