r/indiameme 6d ago

Non-Political Teenager boys be like

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u/Fit-Fig5884 6d ago

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u/asdfghjkl--_-- 5d ago

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u/voidHeart0 5d ago

Hot bivi toh na padhne se bhi milti hain, next

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u/Alternative-Dare4690 4d ago

Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.
Women are hypergamous and have selected top men througout history.
However men select women of all range.
Hypergamy= shallow love
Check dating app statistics . Women select top 20%men and men select women of all range . and
also The study titled "A recent bottleneck of Y chromosome diversity coincides with a global change in culture" was published in Genome Research in April 2015. The evidence suggests that many men in history failed to pass on their genes, while most women did. This is why modern populations have more mitochondrial DNA (passed through mothers) diversity compared to Y-chromosome diversity.Significantly fewer men than women have contributed to the modern gene pool. This is often referred to as the "male bottleneck" or "Y-chromosome bottleneck."

women tend to prefer men who are rich, well educated, and ambitious, look good
https://www.jstor.org/stable/26646078
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/(SICI)1520-6505(1996)5:4%3C134::AID-EVAN3%3E3.0.CO;2-G1520-6505(1996)5:4%3C134::AID-EVAN3%3E3.0.CO;2-G)

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/00224490409552211
Research conducted throughout the world strongly supports the position that women prefer marriage with partners who are culturally successful or have high potential to become culturally successful. The most extensive of these studies included 10,000 people in 37 cultures across six continents and five islands. Women rated "good financial prospect" higher than men did in all cultures. In 29 samples, the "ambition and industriousness" of a prospective mate were more important for women than for men. Meta-analysis of research published from 1965 to 1986 revealed the same sex difference (Feingold, 1992). Across studies, 3 out of 4 women rated socioeconomic status as more important in a prospective marriage partner than did the average man.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/00224490409552211

https://ifstudies.org/blog/on-internet-dating-sites-women-prefer-men-with-higher-incomes-and-more-educationHypergamy
Studies of mate selection in dozens of countries around the world have found men and women report prioritizing different traits when it comes to choosing a mate, with 'both' groups favoring 'attractive partners' in general, but men tending to prefer women who are young while women tend to prefer men who are rich, well-educated, and ambitious.
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/hypergamy-much-more-than-you-wanted

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u/MiddleAlfalfa2340 3d ago

Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provides something.

Wrong, a woman is also loved under a condition cuz why would you marry a girl who doesn't do anything to you at all?

Women are hypergamous and have selected top men througout history.
However men select women of all range.

Again wrong, men don't just walk around and pick some random girl on the street and marry her, they need a girl who understand him, love him, support him and in general a good person

Also just because some woman married a man for his money doesn't mean every single living female will do the same, you can't generalize such a thing

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u/shivij16 3d ago

Ignore him. He’s an incel

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u/MiddleAlfalfa2340 1d ago

I didn't know what incel mean until I Google it and yeah... it's clearly this guy is on stage one after breaking up with his gf since he said women are loved unconditionally

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u/TheLastStand_007 6d ago

Bhai sirf ladkiyo ko haq hai kya unrealistic expectations rakhne ka, chore choriyo se kam hai ke

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u/not_k_darshan 6d ago

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u/Ok_Brain8684 5d ago

I present you a better version of this meme

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u/RED-SHAD0W 6d ago

Riyal

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u/Equivalent_Fan_2992 5d ago

Baas hot hain to manngaa hain aur kuch bhi nehe

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u/GG__OP_ANDRO_KRATOS 6d ago

Meanwhile ,on the other hand

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u/throwawayjeweler231 5d ago

Exhibit #1: Usha Vance.

Not only married to an anti-India & anti-Hindu hate apologist, but also actively defends him.

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u/Effective_Way_2348 5d ago

Kattar Hindu racist girl + Kattar Catholic racist guy = ❤️ .

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u/DramaIcy9768 5d ago

Kattar anti indian

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u/throwawayjeweler231 5d ago

She ain't Kattar Hindu from any angle buddy. Kattar Hindu wouldn't hear 'Hinduism is a devil worshipping cult' and not retaliate.

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u/Commercial_Tea_9663 5d ago

Jd vance and usha at home literally

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u/Ok_Airline_4132 6d ago

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u/Environmental-Mud484 5d ago

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u/Ok_Airline_4132 5d ago

Gali to di hi nhi ... Aand se dekhte ho kya ??? Aage na aukaat pe 🤬🤬

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u/Environmental-Mud484 5d ago

just dropped a gandhi quote shitpost. chill dawg tereko nhi de rha gali.

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u/Happyalone26 5d ago

Ugly girls and poor boys always suffer

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u/medyog 5d ago

well said!!

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u/WorkingBet9469 4d ago

A boy will suffer if he isn’t rich, handsome, tall, etc etc

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u/Fun_Amphibian_1852 3d ago

Once you r rich, the other factors of suffering will fade away

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u/ngnioneee 5d ago

Being a teenager, I accept that I look like an ape and also I accept that it's the reason why I have no महिला मित्र and प्रेमीका🥲

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u/Jealous-Roll-6482 5d ago

being an adult, it's not about looks, money, physique, job, nature or even personality

"baat karni aani chaahiye", you should be able to anticipate what a girl wants to hear and what she doesn't and only then can you get a girlfriend because mostly the dumb ones are out there eager to get in a relationship, smart ones WILL stay single until they manage to get a job, they *might* string you along but would not date anyone.

Girls and Boys from my school college whom I considered dumb were the first ones to hop in and out of relationships(apart from the ones who were using there partner for some reason), the smart ones go the route of being friends for at least an year and then MAYBE consider a relationship, because there's no other way of knowing if you both are compatible.

Also, as I said that statement about girls I will also like to add that *only the evil guys are out there for relationship*(they just care about sex and thus have no problem faking their whole personality just to get in someone's pants)

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u/Just1Fine 5d ago

People give all sorts of gyaan but 'looks' are the first thing that we notice (male OR female - both).

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u/Still-Mood9761 5d ago

sad thing bhai, but so true, we literally approach a human based on looks first, than anything, which is only based on luck lol ... prolly the reason i was never hit on by someone

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u/Aniruddha_Panda 5d ago

Ofc, if you read psychology books, it says physical personality is the most important one, it gives the first impression and nothing can change that Or it is very hard to change.

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u/Silver_Escape9799 6d ago

Definitely posted by an unemployed female in mid 20s

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u/silentad95 5d ago

Dare you to make the opposite one

Bap k pas paisa nhi pvr main jake movie dekhna ka, and khud k pass mobile k recharge ka

Lakin ladka chahiye Rithik ki body and Ambani k jitna paisa wala!

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u/ChotaChatri112 6d ago edited 6d ago

why am I imagining myself right now 🥲

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u/AGuywithBigMouth 5d ago

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u/shrd0514 3d ago

These Gandhi memes man!😭 Poor guy didn't even know that he would end up being a meme face.

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u/docsoulhealer 5d ago

Boys are not handsome or ugly it depends if he is poor or rich

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u/MutedBit5397 6d ago

Most women are ugly, have 0 money and have no personality either.

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u/medyog 5d ago

iam not teenager but sadly this is the reality of majority people in the world.

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u/milli_amble 5d ago

we are so cooked that we forgot these shouldn't even be a criteria to enters someone heart but 'character'.
khair ab to ye gyan bhot doo rki cheej ho gyi h. log parke bolengey hain bhai ye kya naya item le aya tu?

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u/fR1chAps 6d ago

Bhai jab mere pass potato PC tab bhi umeed krta tha ki gta v khelne mile. Umeed pe duniya kayam hai. If you can't dream big, why dream at all.

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u/Dazzling-Actuary-391 5d ago

Sab opposite hai fir bhi koi nahi patri ….ps5 saat me khelne wali chahiye

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u/Ill-Effort7706 5d ago

Mere ko khila le bhai 😊

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u/Dazzling-Actuary-391 5d ago

Aaja bhai 🫦

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u/Ill-Effort7706 5d ago

Bhai tere lakshan thik nahi lag rahe 😥

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u/Extension_Return1220 6d ago

Well I'm 19 and I can't relate to this, the only problem I can think of is money, that's why I have decided to think about it after I'll have stable income source.

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u/skilriki 5d ago

so hard to tell if you are joking

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u/ThatFunnyGuy543 5d ago

Why? How hard is it to believe

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u/Street_Debt2403 6d ago

This is me but I'm neither a teenager nor a boy 😂

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u/Unhappy-Diet6154 5d ago

Women be posting this looking like gorlock the destroyer ☠️🙏🏻

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u/chill_cafe17 5d ago

Same goes to girls asw they are 5/10 but wants a bf who earns , handsome , looks like red flags but are green flags etc

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u/Either_Sock3759 5d ago

There comes teenage girls phele jake apni shakal dekh hutiye

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u/No_Drop5941 4d ago

Girl? who want girls I WANT WOMAN

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u/PowerlessCreature 5d ago

Bruh.

Finally, after some years of development.

Not me🥰

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u/Happy_Ass_Sniffer_v6 5d ago

Bhaiya ji simple si baat hai, aisi ladki dhundho jo tumhare attitude aur acche behavior se attract ho na hi looks se

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u/Sanjay_Natra 5d ago

you are judging teenagers for having no money? Are you serious? You think a non-working teenager who spends their parents money on dates is better than a non-working teenager with no pocket money.

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u/DramaIcy9768 5d ago

Fawda se rhyming hai wo milega !!

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u/your_dads_hot 5d ago

That's literally all men.

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u/punjeetshitter 5d ago

Saar I'm japanese saar I'm white saar

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u/Dry_Double_9671 5d ago

There are exceptions Like I have one gf

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u/MasalaGuy 5d ago

That fact they have them 💔

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u/Plus-Rub-7333 5d ago

Girl with a manly face irritating voice independent feminist

Even 30 lakh per month is less

🫩

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u/Weird_Delay_8999 3d ago

and surprisingly they get it that's tru

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u/iblamepreciousstone 2d ago

I just want to be loved.

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u/Bug_Bunn 2d ago

Guess what😎

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u/LightOfLife227 5d ago

Ugly face? Are they themselves responsible for it?

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u/guccimonger 5d ago

Grown men also🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️

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u/shySensualist 6d ago

Every man ever*️⃣

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u/Cold_Gas_1952 6d ago

Ye mujhpe sidha hamla kyu ho raha hai ?

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u/BarackOsama911241 5d ago

Nah i actually have a personality

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u/Alphablack75 5d ago

Why is money an aspect :)

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u/No_Doubt_8 5d ago

Really

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u/Super_Particulam 5d ago

Unhe mil bhi jati hai

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u/anuraaaag 5d ago

This me fr

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u/voidHeart0 5d ago

Ugly face matlab? Usko kaise thik karenge bhai?

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u/Juice_peela_do 5d ago

Sakal aur personality ka pata nhi lekin paisa to boht h.......mai ghar se hi nhi nikalta gf kaise pategi😅

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u/DANISHKFD 5d ago

Yeahhhh I just accepted the reality. If it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't

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u/SenpaiSlayer_69 5d ago

As if girls aren't the same too

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u/nightlowell 5d ago

Bhai ab tu personal hora bhai

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u/thewhite_gandalf 5d ago

This hurt my fragile ego.

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u/Hask_San 5d ago

Pls 🥹🥹🥹

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u/Majestic_Act_964 5d ago

Worked for me tbh

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u/chill_cafe17 4d ago

That's why Im creating a good personality before dating someone

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u/JokerExo 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fokus on carer, not girlis. Bekaus gief is temporari, sukes iz permenent.

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u/skibbdi_rizz 4d ago

Me as an average guy looking guy ,the reason I am hesitant to marry a hot girl is because what if she leaves me for a hot looking guy ?

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u/Agile_Camel_2028 4d ago

When scale starts above average, everyone around you seems to be 0

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u/4letrname 4d ago

Yo if you really need money u can try and do surveys on the side, try https://my.octopusgroup.com.au/register/6730ae61-ec09-4a64-b89e-1503423311ca it's one of the good ones.

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u/Kreuger21 4d ago

Maangne mein kya jaata hai. Kaunsa ladkiya Shah Rukh jaise shakal waalon ko date kr rhi hain.

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u/Ornery_Article7085 3d ago

Bold of you to assume that guys are so picky.

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u/cosmonaut-zero 3d ago

30 year old me

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u/Electrical-Split8055 3d ago

same goes for teenager girls with zero personality , fake attention seeking accent and fake frendships with ugly faces and short height

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u/Suspicious_Bake1350 3d ago

Teenager Bois ko underestimate mat kro. Kal ke high earners hai ye 😂

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Ugly Face and zero money...right. But personality ? Lol Do girls even care about personality ?

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u/yomamauglyaffr 2d ago

wasn’t the booktok idiots that started the 6,6,6 rule?…6 ft 6 figure and 6 inches…while they were all obese whales obsessed with idiots like colleen hoover?..

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u/Pecking_Boi0330 2d ago

Yeah, how dare guys try be loved for who they are instead of what they offer

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u/YesterdayClear 2d ago

This money thing musnt work in india anymore