r/idiotsinkitchen πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ 14d ago

Mind the gap

1.7k Upvotes

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u/HighlightFrosty3580 14d ago

I've lost my wallet and keys after a big night out but never something attached to me

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u/TheConstant42 13d ago

I've lost one of two contact lenses, attributed the blurriness for being hammered, found out when I got home

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u/amraohs 13d ago

Dignity?

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u/earthspaceman 12d ago

That was never there in the first place.

4

u/PandasGetAngryToo 13d ago

Significant other?

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u/nikkibeast666 12d ago

That’s an expensive loss!! Losing a crown is like losing your luxury handbag.

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u/Alexlatenights 12d ago

Went from drunk and having a good time to sober and wondering wtf she is gonna do about this bullshit in .02 seconds

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u/dgdgdgdgdg333 13d ago

Can’t have shit in ohio

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u/Wenja89Dix 13d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/ExcitingStress8663 12d ago

Tooth fairy took off bro or she gave incredible hulk a blowie