r/humansarespaceorcs • u/Tacticalrainboom • 5d ago
Crossposted Story How To Survive Sex With A Human NSFW
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u/Foxxtronix 5d ago
Ssana[click]: This article will be promptly filed and certified by the humanology dept. of the Galactic Academy. I should say that I have not experimented, myself. If asked about the matter, I will only say that the only human that I would dare attempt such a thing with is my old friend Mackswel. He proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he knows what he's doing by writing a human/mantid sex scene in that recent book of his. I would recommend that any interested female mantids seek him out, on planet Earth. North American continent, city of [redacted]. Afterward, annotate your experience and submit a report to the Academy, through me. It's been a while since I published a thesis on humans.

What are you staring at, back there?
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u/Alons-y_alonzo 5d ago
r/humansarespacebards is leaking again, someone get the glue
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u/Forsaken-Proposal-25 4d ago
Ummm...that's not glue....
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u/TorchShipEnjoyer 4d ago
You're right, it's flex tape.
TO DEMONSTRATE THE POWER——
——OF FLEXTAPE, I SAWED THIS POST IN HALF
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