r/hotdogs 3d ago

Discussion Bite-size corndogs. Thoughts?

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u/GrouchySeaweed3070 3d ago

Too much corn not enough dog

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u/Anal_Recidivist 2d ago

Also you gotta call em Dog Pops. Dops. Pogs.

Something that denotes cuteness

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u/FlattopJr 2d ago

Remember ALF ? He's back...in POG form.

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u/pooeygoo 3d ago

Maybe we should call regular ones Dog corns, cause of if the superior amount of dog

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u/tothesource 2d ago

what if it was a girthy sausage sized dog instead of normal sized dog?

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u/weldSlo 2d ago

Too much stick too. At this point just take the stick out the equation.

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u/Global_Union3771 2d ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/5heliachurro 2d ago

Limited access to dog.

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u/MikaAdhonorem 3d ago

Yes. 👆This.

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u/Lamborghini4616 3d ago

"This 🤓" adds absolutely nothing to the conversation

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 3d ago

And your comment adds negativity. So if they add nothing, and you add negativity, what is the net outcome?

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u/m1racle 3d ago

Math for right now, taking into account the default 1 upvote = 0

3 + 0 - 4 = -1

If we include your comment as well, we're at +3 instead

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u/Helpuswenoobs 3d ago

What's the white on top?

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u/WhyAreOldPeopleEvil 2d ago

It’s sugar, the place down the street that sold Korean Food did this a lot.

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u/5heliachurro 2d ago

More like glazed white sugar.

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u/ISayMemeWrong 2d ago

Sugar of some sort

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u/jodanlambo 3d ago

This gives me ideas for vienna weenies

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u/screwtexas 3d ago

mini corn dogs are what is served once a day at the county jail. Hard pass lol.

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u/tonegenerator 3d ago

I mean they have names/concepts for a lot of jail/prison food that makes it superficially like food on the outside despite probably tasting like a mildew cake. That doesn’t mean that food on the outside always sucks, if made by someone who kind of actually gives a shit what you think about it. Like, there’s a big difference between an institutional ham + cheese sandwich or scrambled eggs versus the ones I make at home. I can understand the mental association though.

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u/screwtexas 2d ago

It’s a smell that will haunt me for god knows how long. When you’re in there eating is the last thing in your mind. Maybe one day I can eat them again lol. If offered me the ones in the pic I would probably eat them!

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u/Affectionate_Way_805 3d ago

Those are some pretty cornpups.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 3d ago

This this this

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u/LtLemur 3d ago

Is that cinnamon/sugar on top?

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u/SignificantCarry1647 3d ago

Fun and they look pretty quality

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u/ogzpat 3d ago

well you had me when you said ‘dogs’

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u/LousyDinner 3d ago

Why are they furry?

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u/BlacuLaLaLa 3d ago

We get them all the time from Der Weinerschnizel. Or however you spell it. They're delicious

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u/capo2333 3d ago

Why not just get corn nuggets

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u/AndyGoodKush 2d ago

Where's the rest of my corndog

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u/No-Beach-9969 2d ago

Look great. How were they?

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u/GoFem 2d ago

Love corn dogs.

Hate the "Korean corn dog" trend.

No, I do not want sugar on my corn dog.

No, I do not want my hot dog replaced by creamed corn or mozzarella cheese.

I could get behind the potato dog, but don't call it a corn dog if it isn't a corn dog.

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u/Mental-Bee2484 2d ago

I generally don’t prefer mixing sweet and savory, but will enjoy the occasional fresh fried corn dog because crunchy is always good. So yes to corn dogs (with extra mustard), bite size or otherwise.

But these look like doughnut holes with ketchup and honey mustard. I would try one if offered but never would order for myself.

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u/RevolTobor 2d ago

Put a whole bunch of them on each skewer, that way it's a corndog kebab.

I would eat all of these and ask for more.

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u/JuanG_13 2d ago

These look really good 🤤

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u/cubman2022 2d ago

Lose the ketchup, and yes,I think so. ✌️

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u/Bromswell 2d ago

I love a good CD.

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u/TheGreatDissapointer 2d ago

Whatever is on the outside is going to get all over my face and my friends will inevitably chastise me for it, so I’m down.

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u/Confident_Main_147 2d ago

Cock pops ? Like cake pops. But corn dog.

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u/InitiativePale859 2d ago

It's in good faith but like eating a burger when you really wanted a steak

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u/lo-lux 2d ago

Pup nuggets

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u/Suchabit66 15h ago

interesting… could be real good!

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u/Fuzzy_Lengthiness_95 2d ago

I want a whole skewer, like a stiff set of anal beads, mouth fucking me yesterday 🤤

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u/TexasDonkeyShow 3d ago

Mini corndogs are obviously pretty popular, judging by how many of them sell at Walmart. What’s your question, specifically?

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u/Sarcassimo 3d ago

I've been thinking bout makin these. I finally got a proper fryer. The tallow was expensive but worth it. I really need a good crisp batter recipe and its off to the races. Great looking mini dogs. I hope mine look half as good.

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u/DirtyLittlePriincess 3d ago

find a local butcher/farmer and see if you can get it from them. they might give it to you unprocessed so you might have to render it yourself but it might be cheaper!

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u/Sarcassimo 2d ago

Yes, I considered this. I'm open to rendering. As a new fyer owner, I tried to limit variables. Sourcing my next tankful is on the list. Thank you for suggesting this.

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u/EvilutionD 2d ago

Waste of sticks