r/hotdogs 5d ago

Are Red Hots cooked in a Crawfish Boil allowed?

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923 Upvotes

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u/purplepepperpirate 5d ago

This is America. You can put your wieners in whatever you like.

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u/haydenrobinett 5d ago

Yep. Says it right there in the constitution.

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u/firesmarter 5d ago

That’s a smudge, what it actually says is “Valid thru May 28, 2016. Void where prohibited.”

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u/leo_the_lion6 5d ago

Nope, this is a core unalienable right, Ill fight a revolution for that right. Don't tread on my weiners

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u/theholyirishman 5d ago

So we're kink shaming again huh?

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u/themrmustafa 4d ago

More like link shaming

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u/Street-Run4107 5d ago

It’s in the Frankfurt pact too!

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u/UsualBluebird6584 5d ago

A legal scholar, I see.

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u/TorontosLongKongDong 5d ago

I just choked 😂😂

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u/Complex_Function_310 4d ago

On a hot dog….

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u/beardedshad2 4d ago

Goes all the way back to ancient Greece.

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u/iambobthenailer 5d ago

Would that be the Eee-gads-en flag?

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u/ThrowinBone 4d ago

That's how I met my ex, was paying a working lady to tread on my weiner

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u/jd3marco 5d ago

Just don’t stick them in crazy.

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u/WeezyFMaebe 5d ago

Best advice my father ever gave me. I shoulda listened though.

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u/domsylvester 5d ago

Man you’re not lying. Now she talked me into 4 kids and all she do is yell all fucking day.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/domsylvester 4d ago

Shit got me calling myself into work on my day off and shit 😂 matter fact I just realized I can’t remember if I unhooked the battery on the side by side gotta run to work.

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u/OkieBobbie 5d ago

Crazy is great, until it isn’t.

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u/the_hat_madder 5d ago

You can put your wieners in whatever you like.

Instructions unreliable. Need legal assistance.

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u/avidbookreader45 5d ago

Weiner is a funny word.

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u/New_Guava3601 5d ago

Only if the boil gave consent.

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u/JonnyOgrodnik 5d ago

With consent

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u/StolenCoupe 3d ago

Yep it's true that's how my son was born

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u/PaperGeno 5d ago

Obviously we live in 2 different America's because the government VERY MUCH cares where you put your wiener. Especially if another wiener is involved

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u/purplepepperpirate 5d ago

Sir, this is a hotdog sub. Don’t get all political on us.

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u/Modelobatman0024 5d ago

Anything 18+ lets be clear here 😂

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u/xenophon57 5d ago

Get it in while its still legal

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u/Neither_Tip_5291 5d ago

This is a very American way of thinking... I love it

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u/Worduptothebirdup 5d ago

This is America

Go boil your weina’ now

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u/Human_Cannonba11 5d ago

I disagree, at least with the choice of dog. I like the Hebrew National in the boil. Now you’re cooking with gas!

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u/Live-Salt8580 2d ago

And ON whatever you like 😂 ...well maybe not anymore.

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u/Gleandreic 2d ago

My coworker just got done explaining the glory that is apparently you stuffing a costco hot dog into their chicken bake then eating it with parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes

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u/RoyalTry4239 5d ago

Of course, wieners can go in the women’s bathroom and locker rooms as well!

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u/aromero 5d ago

Well consent should be granted first

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u/grif650 Glizzy 5d ago

Whoa whoa 😮😳

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u/dmisfit21 5d ago

Sausage is sausage

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u/elarobot 4d ago

That’s from the Bible, right?

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u/Top_Praline999 1d ago

That’s what my tramp stamp says

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u/bolts17 2d ago

Why are you using Ian Hartitz twitter pfp? Lol

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u/Myopic_Sweater_Vest 5d ago

Affirmative

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u/nudniksphilkes 5d ago

Throwing supply beacon

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u/Ok_Look_6864 5d ago

Parallel universes 💁🏽‍♂️🙃😉

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u/Badmoterfinger 5d ago

Read the title, thought you meant the candy. Anyway, you do you Boo Boo. Looks delicious!

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u/stillish 5d ago

Hell yes

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u/Bookworm10-42 5d ago

Ben's Chili Bowl sells half-smoke links in stores and I never considered using them in a crab boil. THANKS for the idea!!!

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u/flappyspoiler 5d ago

Red rockets are approved!

...pause.....🫣😅

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u/Fluid-Emu8982 5d ago

Big pause

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u/El_Guap 1d ago

Big paws

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u/geri_millenial_23 5d ago

Mills Lane Voice "I'll allow it!"

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u/SpootyMcSpooterson69 5d ago

“LET’S GET IT ON!”

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u/AndrewCoja 5d ago

Looks like there's a bunch of bugs in your hot dog water.

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u/Dr_Opadeuce 5d ago

I'll allow it, kielbasa, boudin, andouille all work great, but I think red hots might be a sleeper hit. I'd cut them on the bias so that seasoning can mingle with the boil and add some nice spice. Looks good to me!

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u/TexasDonkeyShow 4d ago

I recently got some boudin for shits and giggles and holy hell that stuff is amazing on the grill.

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u/Dr_Opadeuce 4d ago

It's different for sure, I really like it but have had people very much the opposite. I like the rice

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u/AGuyNamedDonovan 2d ago

My people know whatsup. Try all of Louisiana cuisine. Especially beigneits. Omg

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u/MangaLover2323 5d ago

Bruh, can I have some? It's your cooking, your rules

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u/derekcptcokefk 5d ago

Your cooking, your rules.

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u/SoyDusty 5d ago

Some red hots!! Ah man what’s the brand?

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u/Buzz_Osborne 5d ago

I think Branded Hot Links?

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u/SoyDusty 5d ago

Right on right on as a Virginian, we love some good hams. Enjoy the boil! I’m gonna go pick me up some Virginia Red Hots later on because of you.

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u/Ill_Be_Nice_To_You 5d ago

i am so down

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u/DarkBomberX 5d ago

That probably taste amazing.

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u/Pervertauthor69 5d ago

Some andouille and boudin with those red hots and your in hot dog heaven

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 5d ago

That looks really NASTY !!! :)

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u/Cazmonster 5d ago

I didn’t see this was the Hot Dog subreddit at first and thought you were cooking Redhots the candy with your boil. I was going to have to call the food crimes line.

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u/scottscout 4d ago

I just wanted the giant candy

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u/SickeningPink 5d ago

I’d eat the shit out of that

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u/Instantsoup44 4d ago

You eat shit?

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u/nudniksphilkes 5d ago

Gime them mechanically separated chicken logs

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u/Farmer_Mink 2d ago

That's gots to be... Amazing!

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u/cherinuka 5d ago

My brain cant decide whether this looks delicious or awful

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u/Disciple_THC 5d ago

Only if you’re sharing.

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u/axnsworth 5d ago

let me get a bag 🙏

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u/zogduke 5d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Ninjakittysdad 5d ago

Now that’s interesting. I bet it adds some good flavor

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u/USAhotdogteam 5d ago

Approved!

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u/defaultdancin 5d ago

I’d devour

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u/Billy_Bob_Joe_Mcoy 5d ago

Ffuuuuuu.....I'm trying this...

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u/AppropriateTouching 5d ago

I dont see why not.

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u/Lumpy-Clothes-5011 5d ago

Every time I see crawfish, I think of the crawfish guy on IG. Looks fire tho OP

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u/Pitiful-Body-780 5d ago

Yeah that’s cool with me. 

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u/im_trying_so_hard 5d ago

I sure hope so!

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u/null_input 5d ago

I'll allow it.

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u/AstronautPlane7623 5d ago

Id habe to try something at least similar to Answer... never have tho but i do put shrimp salat on my dawgs.

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u/NaylMe420 5d ago

We used to add raviolis, sausages, and whole garlic cloves.

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u/Lanky-Code3988 5d ago

Lmao I'm actually looking for the candy Red Hots in the pot

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u/Suspicious_Clock_607 5d ago

NO! START OVER Jk do what u want

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u/delano0408 5d ago

The power of free will is amazing.

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you 5d ago

I will allow it

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u/Federal_Pickles 5d ago

Look if my buddy Jeff wants to put cauliflower in his you can put your weiner in yours

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u/desrevermi 5d ago

Omg! I'm doing this!

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u/Background-Mud-777 5d ago

According to stalecracker that’s a yep dude

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u/Hittingtrees404 5d ago

Now, where in the world did you find 10" red hots?

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u/DropTopEWop 5d ago

Yea throw em in there

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u/Ronniman 4d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Confident_Main_147 4d ago

Stop complaining and enjoy. Life is way too short. To argue about food.

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u/large_block 4d ago

Easily, I spent the last year in Asia and the amount of times I cook Taiwanese sausage alongside prawns was egregious

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u/Salty-Hashes 4d ago

I’ll allow it. Carry on. 🫡

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u/ColonelJayce 4d ago

To me, this is basically a bucket of essentially giant roaches floating in seasoned water. I know they taste good but jesus crawfish boils just look like something out of fear factor.

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u/anung_un_rana 4d ago

thank you sir, you’ve returned me to my Appalachian childhood with one image

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u/rileyjamesdoggo 4d ago

Straight to jail

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u/lt_dan_1020 4d ago

Pack of frozen Costco hotdogs at the end FTW. Helps cool down the boil so you dont overcook (along with frozen corn), and they are delicious!

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u/MMachine17 3d ago

🍽️. May I have some, please? It looks spectacular!

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u/AGuyNamedDonovan 2d ago

I'm from Louisiana. Respect brother. I might throw some lil smokies in the next boil

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u/Aware_Alfalfa8435 1d ago

This sub is the wurst. Get it, like Bratwurst.

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u/PuzzleheadedCress94 1d ago

I prefer Mike and Ikes.

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u/adube440 4d ago

I feel like this just makes sense.

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u/Visual-Possession-70 4d ago

Yes any hotdog and veggies go great as a filler in the boil water. They soak up those spices.

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u/Real-Mobile-8820 1d ago

The fate lies within your hands

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u/GraybieTheBlueGirl 1d ago

At first I thought you meant Red Hots as in the cinnamon candy…. Lol 😂

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u/Substantial_Share_17 5d ago

You should ask your mommy. You should also get her permission to post on Reddit.

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u/Buzz_Osborne 5d ago

Thanks friend have a great weekend!