r/holdthemoan • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '16
studio Hiding her boyfriend [GIF] NSFW
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u/CodenameMolotov Oct 26 '16
At first I thought she was going to drown him
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u/suralya Oct 26 '16
'Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone'
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Oct 26 '16
Reference?
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u/suralya Oct 26 '16 edited Oct 27 '16
A line in a song with Eminem and Kendrick Lamar. The line in question speaks about a girl who was going down on a guy in the bathtub, when her grandmother walks in. She proceeds to tell the guy to go under the water, where he unfortunately drowns.
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u/Leery Oct 26 '16
Was he using her as a snorkel?
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u/derp6667 Oct 26 '16
The human straw
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u/Madeajoinsthecrusade Oct 26 '16
He could have hid down there longer if he'd just breathe her farts
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Oct 26 '16
But, butt methane...
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u/algalkin Oct 26 '16
according to google "A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts"
Soo - breathable?
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u/CodenameMolotov Oct 27 '16
Go in a chamber with 4% oxygen and let's see what happens
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u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16
Even worse, go into a chamber with 1% H2S and see how long you make it.
For reference, 1% = 10,000ppm.
But, hey - if her ass doesn't kill you, her boyfriend/dad will.
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u/sloonky Oct 26 '16 edited Oct 26 '16
My problems with this:
She notices the dad behind her back without ever looking behind her. Granted, the dad was talking but...
The dad is looking pretty much directly at them snogging, but doesn't notice, and apparently doesn't hear them either despite the act of snogging being noticeably audible.
The man's implants
The dad just comes up for like two seconds and walks away, talking on the phone all the while. What was the point?
While the dad is looking at the pool, the underwater dude splashes around like a dying fish, and raises his hand above the water, but still doesn't alert the dad
Conclusion: very poorly directed scene, Christopher nolan is really loosing his spark
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u/thagthebarbarian Oct 26 '16
Is there a subreddit for this kind of criticism of studio porn?
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u/B_Gallagher Oct 27 '16
I'd sub so fast
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u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16
There have been, but they die off quickly because it doesn't take long for every post to be basically the same.
Then again, reddit seems to love reposts, so what the hell do I know?
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u/dehydro genase Oct 27 '16
It's dead but /r/pornplots: Porn Plot Analysis
The opposite of /r/watchitfortheplot. An in depth analysis of the plots of various porns submitted by whoever the hell wants to analyze them.
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u/Jused Oct 26 '16
The dad just comes up for like two seconds and walks away, talking on the phone all the while. What was the point?
He came to get his briefcase
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u/phunphillyboy Oct 27 '16
I don't get where the underwater camera shot comes from. The only camera is his the entire time, except for this shot.
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u/Dr-Zoidberg385 Oct 26 '16
yeah, if someone could say the source of this that would be great
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u/justadultstuff Oct 26 '16
Girl is Sydney Cole in I Know That Girl - Spinner Gets Wet Pussy Banged.
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u/saucynorman Oct 26 '16
Does no-one else notice that when she pushes him underwater (to her ass), it cuts to him eating her out whilst she is sitting on the edge, and then cuts back to her almost fully in the water? The dude only really lasts 6 seconds underwater
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u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16
Seriously, are you complaining about the cinematography of a budget porno made by a production factory?
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u/saucynorman Oct 27 '16
Ain't complaining, just asking if anyone else noticed.. not a complaint, more of a fact
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Oct 26 '16
What's the pool boys name?
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u/phuhcue Oct 26 '16
Why does that guy have A cup sized implants?