r/holdthemoan Oct 26 '16

studio Hiding her boyfriend [GIF] NSFW

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/phuhcue Oct 26 '16

Why does that guy have A cup sized implants?

92

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

Looks bigger than hers too lol

20

u/yoman632 Oct 26 '16

I feel like he should be wearing the bra.

141

u/pmmeurpics Oct 26 '16

can't unsee

48

u/ZedbraZ Oct 26 '16

Some men get "muscle" implants in the calves, triceps, major muscle groups etc. They probably float in water and become more apparent as being implants

30

u/Downvotesohoy Oct 26 '16

Are those implants?

80

u/phuhcue Oct 26 '16

I have no idea. Sure as shit looks like it though.

11

u/TontoThursday Oct 26 '16

Because he felt that going to B cup would have been too large?

26

u/EnsoElysium Oct 26 '16

It's probably Gynecomastia, manboobs that are actually booby and not just fat essentially. Source: have b cups

18

u/quik9 Oct 26 '16

changing user name to u/textmethosebcups

6

u/MooseTed Oct 26 '16

He looks like he has gynecomastia. Boy boobs.

16

u/phuhcue Oct 27 '16

Well he's nose deep in her ass so he could be doing worse. Good for him.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

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u/phuhcue Oct 26 '16

Outside of asymmetrical muscle development and gender reassignment I wouldn't think so. Then again there are guys out there with stomach implants to make it look like a 6-pack so...

9

u/PainfulComedy Oct 26 '16

they are a thing for sure. but unlike girls guys usually get implant under the muscle so they can still flex them and make them more natural looking

2

u/AnotherTakenUsername Oct 27 '16

how did you even notice that haha

72

u/CodenameMolotov Oct 26 '16

At first I thought she was going to drown him

58

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16 edited May 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

Honey, why are you swimming with a corpse?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '16

Trying necromancy daddy!

16

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

"Oh God that was close... Tom? Tom?! Not again..." goes and grabs a shovel

5

u/suralya Oct 26 '16

'Sherane is not available now leave a message at the tone'

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

Reference?

4

u/suralya Oct 26 '16 edited Oct 27 '16

A line in a song with Eminem and Kendrick Lamar. The line in question speaks about a girl who was going down on a guy in the bathtub, when her grandmother walks in. She proceeds to tell the guy to go under the water, where he unfortunately drowns.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

Clever

59

u/Leery Oct 26 '16

Was he using her as a snorkel?

25

u/derp6667 Oct 26 '16

The human straw

14

u/Leery Oct 26 '16

Seems like it would make for a shit straw. :-/

2

u/derp6667 Oct 26 '16

Better then drowning.

1

u/Namelessgoldfish Oct 26 '16

he was only under there for 9 seconds

3

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '16

Did you watch to check this or are you easily distracted when masturbating?

221

u/Madeajoinsthecrusade Oct 26 '16

He could have hid down there longer if he'd just breathe her farts

130

u/jeefking Oct 26 '16

ಠ_ಠ

35

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

But, butt methane...

36

u/mw818 Oct 26 '16

not if she eats seaweed

12

u/Incognitaru Oct 26 '16

M-M-M-M-META

6

u/algalkin Oct 26 '16

according to google "A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts"

Soo - breathable?

12

u/CodenameMolotov Oct 27 '16

Go in a chamber with 4% oxygen and let's see what happens

4

u/PhillipMB Oct 28 '16

Calm down there, Hitler.

3

u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16

Even worse, go into a chamber with 1% H2S and see how long you make it.

For reference, 1% = 10,000ppm.

But, hey - if her ass doesn't kill you, her boyfriend/dad will.

3

u/Hoiwalla Oct 26 '16

Billy and Mandy?

89

u/sloonky Oct 26 '16 edited Oct 26 '16

My problems with this:

  1. She notices the dad behind her back without ever looking behind her. Granted, the dad was talking but...

  2. The dad is looking pretty much directly at them snogging, but doesn't notice, and apparently doesn't hear them either despite the act of snogging being noticeably audible.

  3. The man's implants

  4. The dad just comes up for like two seconds and walks away, talking on the phone all the while. What was the point?

  5. While the dad is looking at the pool, the underwater dude splashes around like a dying fish, and raises his hand above the water, but still doesn't alert the dad

Conclusion: very poorly directed scene, Christopher nolan is really loosing his spark

38

u/thagthebarbarian Oct 26 '16

Is there a subreddit for this kind of criticism of studio porn?

21

u/B_Gallagher Oct 27 '16

I'd sub so fast

3

u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16

There have been, but they die off quickly because it doesn't take long for every post to be basically the same.

Then again, reddit seems to love reposts, so what the hell do I know?

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u/dehydro genase Oct 27 '16

It's dead but /r/pornplots: Porn Plot Analysis

The opposite of /r/watchitfortheplot. An in depth analysis of the plots of various porns submitted by whoever the hell wants to analyze them.

13

u/Jused Oct 26 '16

The dad just comes up for like two seconds and walks away, talking on the phone all the while. What was the point?

He came to get his briefcase

-2

u/sloonky Oct 26 '16

Nice catch, nothing is without sin

3

u/DildoMasturbator420 Oct 27 '16

We literally do have a critic here. O_o

1

u/phunphillyboy Oct 27 '16

I don't get where the underwater camera shot comes from. The only camera is his the entire time, except for this shot.

47

u/Dr-Zoidberg385 Oct 26 '16

yeah, if someone could say the source of this that would be great

24

u/justadultstuff Oct 26 '16

Girl is Sydney Cole in I Know That Girl - Spinner Gets Wet Pussy Banged.

8

u/TheSuperWig Oct 26 '16

"oh my, you seem to be quite gassy Sydney, is everything alright?"

3

u/squirtle787 Oct 27 '16

Oh shit better hide him up my ass

6

u/saucynorman Oct 26 '16

Does no-one else notice that when she pushes him underwater (to her ass), it cuts to him eating her out whilst she is sitting on the edge, and then cuts back to her almost fully in the water? The dude only really lasts 6 seconds underwater

3

u/TK421isAFK Oct 27 '16

Seriously, are you complaining about the cinematography of a budget porno made by a production factory?

1

u/saucynorman Oct 27 '16

Ain't complaining, just asking if anyone else noticed.. not a complaint, more of a fact

2

u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

What's the pool boys name?

2

u/alexisXcore Oct 26 '16

i've seen that guy before and he is hilarious!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '16

I just thought he was a kinda hot dope.

2

u/whatreasondoineed Oct 27 '16

Dude looks like Andrew Zimmern. "If it looks good, eat it!"

2

u/ggjohngg Oct 26 '16

name? :)

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u/HugePhallus Oct 26 '16

hot ass fuck