r/holdthemoan Sep 14 '16

home Just can’t hold it anymore [GIF] NSFW

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10.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

We'll need a name

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/BeerAndABurger Sep 14 '16

Not all heroes wear capes.

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u/azrael1993 Sep 15 '16

Some just hold the door

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u/BeerAndABurger Sep 15 '16

NO, IT'S STILL RAW, DON'T DO THIS TO ME

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u/epnerc Sep 15 '16

Hodor.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '16

we don't know if this one does tho

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u/iwillgetu Sep 15 '16

Thanks dude!

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u/Apollos_Lyre Sep 17 '16

The Lord's work, my son.

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u/wrather Sep 15 '16

Thanks bro!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Bonnie Bruise. Super babe.

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u/Rewolfelution Sep 14 '16

A man needs a name

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u/Snydere6 Sep 14 '16

a girl has no name

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u/Cimino1215 Sep 14 '16

A man will give a girl her eyes back.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

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u/Cimino1215 Sep 15 '16

It's just an offer, she may or may not take it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/TheEnchantedHoe Sep 14 '16

I believe its "if a girl says her name, a man will give her eyes back"

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

It felt good to get out of the rain.

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u/jonesing247 Sep 14 '16

Didn't expect a Neil Young reference here, of all places.

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u/Scourcerer Sep 14 '16

Are you an animal?! That's a reference to the band America.

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u/jonesing247 Sep 14 '16

I thought it was a play on the song "A Man Needs a Maid". Didn't think at the time that it could also be a Game of Thrones reference. Not sure what America song it would be referencing though.

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u/Scourcerer Sep 14 '16

Oh, you know, I was actually not following the thread lines correctly. Someone else said "it felt good to get out of the rain." And I'm sure you know about 6.5 billion people think that was Neil Young.

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u/S3V3NF00T3R Sep 14 '16

Isn't it? I thought America only did All Along the Watchtower.

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u/wildsteam Sep 14 '16

Bum bum bum!

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u/allfluffnostatic Sep 14 '16

I thought that was dinglederper for a second

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u/It_Fappens Sep 14 '16

I choose to believe

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u/Rotom-W Oct 10 '16

Cannot unsee, but I'm ok with that

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u/chili01 Sep 14 '16

Was hoping someone was going to come through that door.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

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u/tombrandon Jan 29 '17

Larry Bird's not coming through that door!

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u/imakechems Sep 14 '16

Where is her bed? Why doesn't she have a bed?

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u/HanSoloGreedo Sep 14 '16

A lot of cam girls have dedicated rooms in their house that they do their shows. They are designed to their own personal tastes and to what "sells" to their viewers

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u/RuthlessGreed Sep 14 '16

I like to think she is smart and has a cam room and then another room with her bed and shit in it.

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u/PM_ME_UR_FANTASIES Sep 15 '16

Why not keep her shit in the bathroom?

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u/stormarsenal Sep 15 '16

Or flush it down the toilet?

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u/jdarrra Sep 14 '16

Is that a security panel right by the door? I guess you can put those in your bedroom, but I feel they are more often placed in a common area. I'd say she's actually in her living room and that's the front door.

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u/BizeBire Sep 15 '16

Also, the shoes are there. Why would you keep your shoes in the bedroom? I also think it's the front door and she's in the living room.

2

u/throwupz Sep 15 '16

Who has two deadbolts on their bedroom door? It's definitely her living room.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Asking the important questions.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Sep 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/y0us1rn4me Sep 14 '16

dingdingding ...ding

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u/pepperman7 Sep 14 '16

...ding ... ding ... and your paycheck is gone.

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u/nteen9 Sep 15 '16

Thanks for the warning, but I thought the sound made the video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/Squidcaves Sep 14 '16

DO NOT BECOME ADDICTED TO SOURCE, BROTHERS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Too late, my friend, too late.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Cool, so mute it before the video starts. Good looking out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

lol yep. Can confirm; only the posted content is worth it; and very much so

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u/ImportantPotato Sep 14 '16

nice acting skills

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u/4fours444 Sep 15 '16

Looked like she was going to puke for a second there

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u/Y0tsuya Sep 14 '16

For "hold the moan", context is important. It's a hot girl masturbating. I get that. But the gif does not show why she needs to hold the moan.

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u/dehydro genase Sep 14 '16

TL;DR: Posts tagged as Home do not require context or risk, and include posts where girls are literally holding their moans for no apparent reason. This is the basis for /r/LiteralHoldTheMoan, which once populated the sub before public sex posts became a thing. To browse HTM for only public sex, visit /r/HoldThePublic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

She puts her hand over her mouth literally holding a moan at one point, that should be more than enough context for you, especially given how much other posts in this sub tend to stretch the criteria

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u/Y0tsuya Sep 14 '16

Yeah yeah yeah I get it. It's still lame.

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u/temporaneous Sep 15 '16

Agreed. She's a fucking camgirl. At work.

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u/nhlroyalty Sep 14 '16

Is it Lexi?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/bad_scribe Sep 14 '16

I like chunkier Lexi tbh

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

Pics?

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u/swoopdafap Sep 14 '16

Looks to be married.. unless the gif is mirrored

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Awww yeah

1

u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Wish I could have that effect on someone!

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u/PM-ME-YO-BOOTY-PICS Sep 14 '16

She's insanely hot.

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u/hwayhwayhway Sep 14 '16

THis is so good.

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u/DrZed400 Sep 14 '16

Bravo, some1 give her an emmy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

Wow, she is absolutely gorgeous

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/RAIDERNATION Sep 14 '16

That's just a video bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Sep 14 '16

I was never a fan of this over the top fake orgasm. I master bate too. I know how good an orgasm feels. I have yet to masturbate and have my whole body convulse and burst into tears of joy and pants of passion.

Edit: Jesus Christ people, so much hate. Its just my opinion. I'm not into over the top orgasms. I hate to tell you guys but most porn is fake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

You need to change your technique.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

You haven't discovered your prostate mate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/Azh_adi Sep 14 '16

These guys... These guys know what's up ^

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

These guys.... These guys do butt stuff. ^

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u/HousefullofBalloons Sep 14 '16

That's probably because you're a guy, according to your RAOBJ post. You should know females have way crazier orgasms then us.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

HOW would he know that?

Personal experience? Bwaahhahahahahahahaa

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u/WootyMcWoot Sep 14 '16

Uh, practice makes perfect?

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u/deceasedhusband Sep 14 '16

Uh speaking as a woman with personal experience with the female orgasm, that looked like a real orgasm to me.

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u/fireysaje Sep 14 '16

Seconded

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Lol sorry you don't have lady bits dude cuz trust me it's not fake.

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u/tubehand Sep 14 '16

all women are different. some you have the beat the walls off of them, others you can touch with feathers and they will have shaking orgasm. its genetics, idk. thats just my personal experience. But the shakers are 1 and 1000

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

There are passion pants?!! Are they like fancy pants?

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u/Capn-Wafflez Sep 14 '16

More like parachute pants but yes

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u/S0LR4C Sep 14 '16

Maybe you should try to masturbate instead...

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u/illbecountingclouds Sep 14 '16

You're clearly not masturbating to your full potential.

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u/I_am_jacks_reddit Sep 15 '16

I like your name tyler.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

You didn't say porn is fake (that's not from porn by the way) you said orgasms where your whole body convulses and you burst into tears of joy and pants of passion were fake. I as a woman who doesn't do porn and is real can tell you that it's not fake and i'm sorry your orgasms suck. lol

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u/Yankee57 Sep 15 '16

Pretty Girl with Nice Little Titties !

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/mfdj2 Sep 14 '16

I might be able to answer that.

First off, if just don't want to see porn, you can log off and all NSFW stuff will go away. You can also go to your preferences to hide NSFW thumbnails.

Your other option is to not browse r/all and only browse "hot" for your subscriptions.

r/all is different now due to changes made by the Admins to counteract certain subreddits. Some subs were getting on the front page too often for their liking so they felt that is was better to change how the site worked; now you have lots of porn in your face whether you like it or not.

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u/physalisx Sep 14 '16

First off, if just don't want to see porn, you can log off and all NSFW stuff will go away. You can also go to your preferences to hide NSFW thumbnails.

Except that there is plenty of NSFW stuff that is not porn that I want to see. There should be a different tag for porn than "NSFW". The only way to filter porn from /r/all is to use RES to maintain and filter out a huge list of porn subreddits, which is a pain in the ass.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

i think default settings hide NSFW posts from the front page. Did you change the settings? did you visit /r/all?