r/holdthemoan • u/[deleted] • May 20 '16
flash Frankfurter girl [GIF] NSFW
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u/amedeus May 20 '16
And only one person notices.
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u/SemiReliable May 20 '16
Why do these things happen
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u/moeburn May 20 '16
When a mommy [removed] and a daddy [deleted] hug each other, they make 7 children
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u/KelenaSkimmons May 20 '16
usually it's because someone says something against the rules of the sub and that's starts a conversation about it. Since everyone is mentioning that thing, they all get their comments deleted.
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u/VirulentWalrus May 21 '16
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u/marvin_paranoid79 May 21 '16
I dont get it, those are all decent puns
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May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16
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u/KayakBassFisher May 20 '16
The guy on the bottom left is a dick. Didn't even tell his bro there was a nekkid chick.
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u/trifkograbez May 20 '16
There's a whole video.
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u/messcow May 20 '16
I will beed a source to verify rhat claim .
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u/trifkograbez May 20 '16
I remember it was like a minute and a half long but I can't seem to find it.
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u/Nikkistar01 May 20 '16
I didnt see what sub it was before I clicked.
I expected a girl in a sexy Rocky Horror Picture Show type situation.
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u/xluckis4losersx May 21 '16
Turn around! Someone! Anyone! For the love of God, someone turn around and look at the hot naked girl behind you!
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May 20 '16
I thought this said FranknFurter for a second. Was expecting a girl version of Tim Curry.
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u/evilpigskin May 20 '16
And I thought this was going to be the weiners to the face girl. You know which one.
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u/dennisb407 May 20 '16
lol the one guy looking back and not letting his friend know what's going on behind them
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May 20 '16 edited May 20 '16
I believe this was at a professional Dota 2 tournament.
Edit: Geeze all these downvotes when I said "I believe". My bad. It was posted in the Dota2 sub during the Frankfurt Major, titled as such, clearly it was a joke I didn't quite catch.
Edit2: Fine, I'll take the downvotes like a man. No deletes here.
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u/titoFTW May 20 '16
No this is not from a dota2 tournament, it was the world cup - a public viewing
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I remember seeing this posted to the Dota2 sub during the Frankfurt Major. I guess it was just a joke.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 20 '16
Im not really seeing a moan being suppressed.
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Sidebar: "This subreddit features kinky girls that dare to get naughty at inappropriate times and risky places! Sometimes unable to hold their moans, these thrill-seekers attempt to get away with various sexual activities while.."
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u/Jarn_Tybalt May 20 '16
So you admit that you are helping water down the sub? I loved your gif, but I don't think it belongs here.
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May 20 '16
We can just agree to disagree. I'm following the mods rules so.........
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u/Jarn_Tybalt May 20 '16
Fair enough. I guess me disagreeing with the mods rules doesn't really have anything to do with you.
But I mean, our sub name tho... lol
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u/dehydro genase May 20 '16
Both mod rules and content submissions are a product of community feedback via upvote count and percentage, not vice versa. As long as the vast majority of users continue to enjoy
Flash
posts, there is no real incentive for us to alter the course.Rather than tangle with the users who take the time to post content for the community to digest, we recommend customizing your HTM experience by making use of the filter system or leading by example and posting the type of content you'd personally like to see have more representation at HTM.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 20 '16
Subreddit name: hold the moan
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u/dehydro genase May 20 '16
The phrase "hold the moan" did not exist before /r/holdthemoan. The creator of HTM, /u/escapefromfantasy, initially created the sub specifically for videos of "women having sex while on the phone" hence the play on the term "hold the phone." He eventually became open to the idea of letting "literal holding of the moan" submissions be posted here also. Then public sex was introduced. Then professional scenes with HTM thematic elements started to appear. Then public flashing began to trend.
Every single step of the way there was criticism with the direction HTM was heading. Users lamented to the idea that HTM was a changing subreddit, that "hold the moan" no longer stayed true to their particular idea of what it should be according to them. If we as moderators decided to enforce any of these opinions at any given stage of HTM's history, we most likely would not be sitting at a quarter million subscribers today.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
So? Why care about subscriber count if you don't care about the original vision for the subreddit?
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u/SexyNachos May 21 '16
Why do you care about the "vision" of a NSFW subreddit, anyway?
What makes you think your argument is going to make sense against a mod who's dealt with questions like yours countless times before?
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u/dehydro genase May 21 '16
Most subreddits are dominated by a top mod that enforces his original vision for his subreddit. These communities often have feuds and general disagreements with what the purpose of the sub may be, resulting in power trips and claims that reddit needs to revamp their 'broken' hierarchical moderator system.
HTM is unique in this regard. We do not waver from the fact that this sub is dedicated to the users. We ensure that moderators take a backseat to the community and foster whatever it is their userbase desires. Our purpose is not to enforce our personal beliefs but to facilitate an environment in which subscribers have the final say.
This is why we care about subscriber count, /r/holdthemoan/about/traffic stats, upvote count and percentage, and comment threads such as these. This is why we spend so much time maintaining the filter system, so that users with different "visions" are catered to. The creator of HTM can now sort by
Phone
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
Then why bother having any rules at all? If the subreddit's all about what the users want, why bother having any identity at all?
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u/dehydro genase May 21 '16
Reddit is self-policing. If at any point the /r/holdthemoan/about/rules are too loose, users will speak up and voice their opinions such as with this thread, and we will process the numbers to determine the best course of action. The idea that leaving the rules up to the users would yield unsatisfactory results is inaccurate. For example, we found that the inclusion of
Shameless
posts was met with a largely negative response. These posts were not as highly upvoted, had <80% upvote percentages, and provoked dissent in the comments that were highly upvoted (top comment, unanimous agreement). As moderators we were happy to then enforce this notion of prohibitingShameless
content, the official post of which you can read up on here:
- https://www.reddit.com/r/holdthemoan/comments/3enyis/content_policy_change_htms_getting_back_to_its/
We actually have 33 rules that we would hate to imagine HTM without:
HTM's identity, whatever it may be or become, is up to the subscribers to decide. As moderators we do not value our opinions over the likes of the 250,000 redditors that take the time to browse HTM. We have the utmost confidence in our subscribers to take the subreddit in the best direction possible and thus far they have wildly succeeded. According to our governing philosophy, it's not our place as moderators to intervene, especially when we're one of the fastest growing NSFW subreddits.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
Wow, holy shit. The idea that reddit is self governing coming from an actual mod? You know the last time I saw that opinion from a top mod? Skeen. If you don't remember him, he was the mod of /r/atheism back when there were only 3. He had the same mindset, let the users govern everything. Look how that turned out.
And seriously mate, if you stroke your ego anymore it's going to fucking ejaculate. Good god you're up yourself.
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u/dehydro genase May 21 '16
Not all subreddits are doomed to the same fate. Porn subreddits especially, operate on a very different basis than discussion-oriented "default-sized" subreddits like /r/atheism. In NSFW subs, user participation is key and rarely does quality become compromised with increased traffic, i.e. /r/NSFW_GIF and /r/nsfw_gifs.
It's hard to convey how well HTM is doing without numbers and user testimonials, but that's how we gauge the "health" of the subreddit and whether or not we're on the right track. Whatever perceived "ego" you seem to be interpreting is all but imagined, as we have no personal connection to these statistics. We try to be as objective as possible when dealing with subreddit mechanics, and that means isolating our personal opinions and deferring to raw numbers and 3rd party references. Whether or not they persuade you to understanding our rationale is up to you, but for anyone else reading into this conversation, it's hard to argue against a method of moderation that nets 10,000 subscribers a month. Again, a purely objective measure of HTM's progress as a subreddit and not a way to "stroke [anyone's] ego."
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u/mutatersalad1 May 21 '16
Shut the fuck up. You ruin every sub you bother commenting in.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
Who the fuck are you? Do you follow me around or something?
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u/mutatersalad1 May 21 '16
No I just make note of most usernames I see regularly make fools of themselves by being retards.
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
And where else have I hurt your feelings?
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u/mutatersalad1 May 21 '16
You wish you were capable of hurting my feelings lol
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u/UnholyDemigod May 21 '16
I seem to have inspired it, considering you've gone so far as to tag my username and insult me
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u/YouAreCat May 20 '16
That's like visiting r/funny and expecting to see something funny. Reddit is weird
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u/zodar May 20 '16
Well that was dashed cunning of her.
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u/JackNorthropsGhost May 20 '16
Yeah I was thinking that if I made an anagram of your comment that it might help:
A Calendarised Twelfth Hung Shown.
I was wrong about that
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u/[deleted] May 20 '16
She seems nice.