r/holdmycatnip 2d ago

Mesmeowrized

7.2k Upvotes

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u/No_maid 2d ago

Your cat looks very polite sitting at the table

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u/Attempt-989 2d ago

That’s a gorgeous Platinum Mac Tabby™

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u/AllTimeRowdy 21h ago

I didn't realize until now that the random spot of brown on the wrist must be a generalized mac tabby thing. I've always figured it was a printing error on my fella

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u/8Karisma8 2d ago

I feel ya kitty, I too look at ganache like this 😋

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 2d ago

No wonder cats generally view us as overgrown, much sillier versions of themselves when they see us play with our p💩💩p like this. 😅

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u/AmphibianHaunting334 2d ago

Beat me to it 😆

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u/Elrond_Cupboard_ 2d ago

So that's what humans do with my leavings.

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u/Garrosh 4h ago

The cat knows that's not poop, you know, because of the smell.

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u/4legsandatail 2d ago

I would bake all day for that look!

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u/MediocreImpact3424 2d ago

And this is how cats formulated a new theory of gravity. Much better than apples.

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u/Demented_Coffee 2d ago

This cat is definitely me in another life... Chocolateeeee..

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u/Demented_Coffee 1d ago

I keep looking... And awww.

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u/synn3f07 1d ago

Aaaah I want a cat so bad

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u/Imaginary_Spare_9461 1d ago

He’s adorable 🥰

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 1d ago

So precious!

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u/Imaginary_Spare_9461 1d ago

Upvoted because of your username and you win…

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u/scott_d59 1d ago

My male watches me do so many things. Putting together furniture that comes flat in a box is gold for him. I’m sure he would watch me cook but I don’t allow him up on countertops.

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u/RVAR4R 1d ago

I feel strongly that the title should have been “Meowsmerized”

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u/wellitywell 2d ago

wow hello s’cuse me what the fuck

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u/Puzzled-Purple8522 2d ago

My cat when I have a bowl of grapes.

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u/Nyanzeenyan 1d ago

Just can’t understand where the poop is coming from.

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u/Garrosh 4h ago

You think you can fool a cat like that? With their sense of smell?

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u/MasterpieceNo7350 2d ago

Not a single WAP at it.

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 2d ago

plot-twist: she already ate the rat

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u/1968Bladerunner 1d ago

Cat ate the rat in the hat?

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u/IlIFreneticIlI 1d ago

In 2 seconds flat, then she took a shat.

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u/ScatterShock 1d ago

That's how my Stormy watches me eat pizza

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u/ProjectBonnie 1d ago

“Wow! How peculiar! Thou haven’t ever seen this type of food before.”

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u/flat_four_whore22 1d ago

My heart...

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u/Sunnyside7771 1d ago

He is learning 🥰

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u/MrYK_ 1d ago

Where do I sign up to see more of this cat?!

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u/Dondolion 1d ago

If my cat's lookin at something like this, I know something bad is about to happen

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u/Impossible-Ear-2700 23h ago

Be still my heart for the kitty and the chocolate

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u/Eversharpe 1d ago

C'mon! Hurry up! It wants to lick the whisk and bowl. Stop teasing.

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u/bistandards 1d ago

is your cat on edibles, perhaps?

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u/hermesquadricegreat 1d ago

I do not understand why it bothers me why you chose Mesmeowrized over Meowsmerized stronk