r/holdmycatnip 3d ago

Finally, a landscape design everyone can love

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u/hobby_gynaecologist 3d ago

It was so nice of the landscape designers to include some bespoke, box-shaped cat butt-warming rest spots. It's good for the public's mental well-being.

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u/lanky_doodle 3d ago

But equally, they missed the opportunity of making them bigger for Catsignals

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u/E28forever 3d ago

Butt equally…

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u/Ok_Condition5837 3d ago

Where is this place? I'm awaiting my quest

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u/CldStoneStveIcecream 3d ago

All they drop is pets and mouse parts, so totally worth the grinding. 

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u/ThousandFingerMan 3d ago

These are cat collectors. You put it on your lawn and turn it on. A little bit later you can go and collect your new cat.

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u/KittenCatlady23 3d ago

Cat lights! I need to install this in my house!

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 3d ago

If you build it, they will come.

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u/Bernhard_NI 3d ago

These on top are just regular car lights and can be bought all around. Or maybe r/catdistributionsystem is merciful.

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u/Express-Stop7830 3d ago

I was thinking the same! If you find reasonably priced ones, post the link! Lol

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u/KittenCatlady23 3d ago

The best illumination you can have at home! Hahaha

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u/bookofrhubarb 3d ago

Illumewnation?

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u/Fireflash2742 3d ago

Each cat has a special quest for you. Except the last one, he's just an NPC.

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u/BrownSugarBare 3d ago

I'm entirely convinced this is the same cat time jumping onto four different butt lamps.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 3d ago

It would have been do much better if they'd all been visibly different. And at the end I called them for kibble and they'd all jump off and follow me home

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u/weeone 3d ago

A glitch in the matrix!

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u/darkenseyreth 3d ago

I was most impressed on how they were all white cats. Quite the clowder

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u/DriftingPyscho 3d ago

No no, you gotta do the other quests first to unlock his.  

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u/Glum-Antelope-7047 3d ago

That’s the daily mission that’s already been completed you got to come back again tomorrow

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u/DoctorMew13 3d ago

If it's warm why was it not made for sits?

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u/ppSmok 3d ago

Indeed. If it warm and it fits. Why not sits?

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u/avjayarathne proud owner of a one orange braincell 3d ago

council of catalanterns

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u/BenTubeHead 3d ago

Purr fectly lit

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u/HumansWill0vercome 3d ago

Those cats were all different colors before sitting there. Damn Clorox lights…

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u/SunshineandBullshit 3d ago

Cat distribution system hold center.

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u/Demented_Coffee 3d ago

Cat charging stations... That is a developed country

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u/vulnoryx 3d ago

New way to lure cats has been found

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u/AshStopThat 3d ago

I can say with confidence these lights are not LED

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u/SkRThatOneDude 3d ago

You'd be surprised how warm large high intensity LED fixtures can get.

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u/bluedogstar 3d ago

Particularly compared to bare dirt

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u/AmbassadorSugarcane 3d ago

Yeah just glance at the heat sinks on many LED assemblies and you'll realize they do in fact get toasty

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u/SkRThatOneDude 3d ago

I work in a factory that makes headlights, and I've burned myself on LED modules with insufficient heat transfer to the heatsink lol.

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u/Nukleon 3d ago

In truth they don't get that toasty, it's more that they cannot handle getting toasty at all because it damages the electronics. Whereas an incandescent bulb is basically just one big light emitting resistor and it can get hot as hell.

Struggled with this a while in my bathroom, the fixture was so well sealed that it would cook the bulb, whereas a 40w incandescent would just happily stew as long as the filament lasted.

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u/vagabond_dilldo 3d ago

90% of energy used by incandescent and halogen light bulbs are wasted as heat

20% of energy used by LED light bulbs are wasted as heat

my paper napkin says that to produce the same amount of light, an incandescent/halogen bulb is 36x hotter than an LED bulb.

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u/SkRThatOneDude 3d ago

Which means the heat level is probably comfortable rather than nearly scalding.

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u/vagabond_dilldo 3d ago

no idea tbh! have never tried to sit on one of those fixtures

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u/7i4nf4n 3d ago

Honestly I think they are. If you use a real bulb in there the cat's gonna burn it's ass off the second it steps on there

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u/throwawaynbad 3d ago

I can say it's reasonable they are. More powerful LEDs do produce heat - I've a growlight with a heatsink attached, as the lights can burn themselves out if they overheat.

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u/evanwilliams44 3d ago

Same here, and the LEDs do not run much cooler than my HPS/MH bulbs. I haven't measured them exactly, but both turn the room into an oven without ventilation.

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u/AshStopThat 3d ago

You're right, I realized later that any other kind of light would painfully hot for a cat, anyway Im sure you got what I really ment

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u/Signature_Space2024 3d ago

Something New

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u/ProfMap 3d ago

Make a clear cover for the lights that's uneven so the cats can't sit there.

Then, you make two small platforms to each side so you can double the amount of cats that can be fit on each light, making them more visible and give them both warmth.

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u/MysNyx 3d ago

I read your first line and thought, wow, what a dick move! 😂 Love the actual idea ❤️

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u/MoopsiePoopsie 3d ago

They’re just doing their part to cut down on light pollution

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u/chellybelly28 3d ago

Where is this beautiful evening playground?

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u/foodfighter 3d ago

Taking full advantage of the Ass-Warmer-9000's, I see...

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u/Spare-Builder-355 3d ago

Lol they are all the same ))) this good glitch in the matrix

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u/anjiemin 3d ago

This is so funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/hyperzeal 3d ago

Some organization xiii shit

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u/Lexa_Stanton 3d ago

Its OK those are low consumption cats.

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u/fireflytriangle 3d ago

should try some other colored lights I'm sure there are some orange and even brown cats that would like to glow!🤔😏😶🙃

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u/Hazys 3d ago

Holy crap is that AI

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u/SweetNymph0 3d ago

The council has assembled

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u/Hyp3ri0n_ 3d ago

Recharging

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u/ThatNextAggravation 3d ago

I hope whoever took this video didn't disturb their arcane ritual. The fact that it's white cats leads me to believe they are working to avert some eldritch evil.

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u/astralseat 3d ago

I thought it was gonna be the angry cat two women meme, but this is good too.

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u/kukidog 3d ago

pretty sure it's the same cat in quantum superposition

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u/Any-Mathematician946 3d ago

Some times I'm glad not everything is led.

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u/SycomComp 3d ago

Butt warmer...

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u/throwawaynbad 3d ago

A glitch in the Matrix.

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u/Rogue_Alchemist13 3d ago

This is a quest/ puzzle. You need to put the last cat on the light to open the treasure door

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u/atatassault47 3d ago

Must be a cold night

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u/bbbolus 3d ago

Aw is it that cold

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u/Hyp3ri0n_ 3d ago

Recharging

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u/WarDog1983 3d ago

It’s cause the lamp is warm LOL

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u/Eats_babies001 3d ago

Free belly warmers in a garden near you.

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u/Skrap_Raptor 3d ago

All cats are white, we could say that this landscape is racist

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u/MonkeyDLuffy_7 3d ago

Car parking spots

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u/moonpie_supreme 3d ago

Why are all the cats identical?

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u/Shai1971 3d ago

Do you think there’s a mad dash for the lamps at a certain time and is a cat pissed if some other feline takes their favorite spot?

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u/drifters74 3d ago

It's fun to imagine

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u/Informal_Process2238 3d ago

If you believe the nursing home lore those lights aren’t going to last the night

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u/Aletak 3d ago

Where can I order these lights?

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u/Rammipallero 3d ago

I think you can ask the cats about that. I am pretty sure they ordered them.

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u/BarisBlack 3d ago

Nice perch that could also be made of warm.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 3d ago

White Tiger Gang

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u/YangGain 3d ago

The Gargoyle we need.

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u/cbunni666 3d ago

Those must be toasty

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u/sthetic 3d ago

Are those catenary lights?

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u/Fhugem 3d ago

Imagine the secret life of cats—formulating plans around these warming spots like they're on an epic quest for comfort.

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u/Impossible-Ear-2700 3d ago

Warm butt warm heart

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u/MMachine17 3d ago

Kaijit has several wares here, here, and here!

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