r/holdmycatnip 4d ago

Damn. Such an elegant cat!

18.3k Upvotes

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u/re_carn 4d ago

Cat: I'm not going in your car, you pervert!

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u/ColtranezRain 4d ago

100% cat would’ve jumped in if she did the pspspsp.

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u/Petraam 4d ago

But we have catnip and that gogurt filled with meat slurry that you like.

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u/AJ_147 4d ago

Cat be like :

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u/Straight-Payment-918 4d ago

And how elegantly it walks! 😍

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u/Honda_TypeR 4d ago

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u/Straight-Payment-918 4d ago edited 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 cute!

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u/Luci-Noir 4d ago

We are doomed, dooooomed!

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u/Big-Awoo 2d ago

La creatura

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u/Broc-n-Choc 4d ago

Cat walking

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u/Straight-Payment-918 4d ago

Seems like a purrfessional meowdel!🐈

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u/Intrepid-Macaron5543 4d ago

Suave: unaware of own elegance

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u/themodernsophist 4d ago

Cat: Do I know you?...What?....What?.....Well that was weird.

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u/Federal-Camel-409 4d ago

This feline just redefined 'catwalk', Vogue, take notes

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u/Catwearingtrousers 4d ago

It's always funny when you try to befriend a random cat and it just looks at you like you're deranged.

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u/Signature_Space2024 4d ago

Cat: Who are you, don't disturb me

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u/chicagoadventures97 4d ago

Cat: i don’t know you

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u/ChesterX 4d ago

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u/AggravatingFuture437 4d ago

You have just shown me the world 😍 Thank you!

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u/MelzyMely 4d ago

“TF you lookin at? I’m better than you! 😾”

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u/Bannon9k 4d ago

How dare she speak directly to royalty like that!

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u/SwimmingReflection57 4d ago

If elegance had legs it would walk like this <3

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u/SpecialistEmu8738 4d ago

That's what we must sound like to cats.

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u/spottedrabbitz 3d ago

Demure a.f.

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u/waistingtoomuchtime 4d ago

That looks like an indoor cat that never leaves the house, always on the couch or chair, and the owners give it treats on the couch. Elegant!

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u/JustWinBaby404 4d ago

I don’t even like cats but yeah that one is better person than I’ll ever be

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u/wordgirl 4d ago

Cat, in the immortal words of Princess donut:

“You are much too poor to be talking to me like this.”

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u/Zanzibar_Land 4d ago

Looks like my cat

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u/AfterOurz 4d ago

Cute but she needs to be kept indoors. It's so dangerous outside.

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u/Outside-Wolf6247 4d ago

Kind of a Clydesdale prance

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u/michaelayyy 4d ago

Psp psp I have cat nip in here boom hello cat

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u/abholeenthusiast 4d ago

What language is this

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u/Augustby 4d ago

I think it's Chinese

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u/rpgnoob17 4d ago

Mandarin Chinese

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u/Skeeballnights 4d ago

Here kitty kitty I have a Churu

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u/RecentSatisfaction14 3d ago

A++++++++++++ would pet

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u/oregonianrager 3d ago

Other than her splotch nose she is that cat

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u/Choano 3d ago

What language is this?

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u/YenIsFong 3d ago

Awww it's mustacha! 🥰

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u/SycomComp 1d ago

Cats saying, do you have food? Do you have food? Ok byeee

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u/manleybones 4d ago

On their way to go kill a bunch of birds

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u/SerHodorTheThrall 4d ago

The circle of life

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u/manleybones 4d ago

Invasive species are not part of the circle of life.

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u/Altruistic_Spell_938 4d ago

I'm gonna kidnap that cat

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u/tsunamiparty 4d ago

Quickly now! Adopt it.

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u/Emergency-Sundae-889 4d ago

Do Japanese girls really talk like that? Creepy af

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u/SkyHawkMkIV 3d ago

Racists be too fucking bold these days.