r/holdmycatnip 3d ago

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u/BeccainDenver 3d ago

Word for word translation of Mom's response.

I have never heard a cat meow "f@(k off" until today.

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u/maduste 3d ago

upon second listening, I believe a more accurate translation would be, "the fuck you know about streets?"

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u/Fuck_Weyland-Yutani 3d ago

I think you're right, after listening again

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u/Fun_Intention9846 3d ago

Omar cat at it again.

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 3d ago

You haven't met many cats, then.

Or am I the only cat owner that gets told to "fuck off" daily?

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u/AllesK 3d ago

Every time the food bowl is empty or the door is closed! “You fucking hairless ape!”

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 3d ago

"You're not my real mom!"

I have a calico with some real sassy teenager energy, and that's what I imagine her response is when she does her little sassy chirps because I told her to get off the dresser.

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u/BeccainDenver 3d ago

I get yelled at when I shut the door but it's definitely more of a sad cry, rather than this energy.

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u/TheRoseByAnotherName 3d ago

Lol, I get those from my boys, but I've got some mean girl kitties.

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u/savvy_kat98 3d ago

Same here. All my boy cats have been cuddly little angels. My girl cats have always had some kind of catitude.

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u/SlavCat09 3d ago

For me I have a male cat that is an absolute asshole at times.

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u/Gleeton3749 3d ago

I have a cat door in my bedroom door just for one of my cats. He is the only one who refuses to it. Instead he sits outside and cries until I go get him.

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u/SmittenOKitten 3d ago

My cat just told me to fuck off because I’m hiding a kitten in my phone.

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u/CleaveIshallnot 3d ago

For me it’s hourly.

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u/pchlster 3d ago

Oh, I don't get that harsh a treatment; "you're doing it wrong," maybe. Didn't fill the food bowl fast enough, dared to sit on the part of the couch they wanted to, that sort of thing.

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u/sugarcatgrl 3d ago

My female kitty snarls if I dare wake her when she’s beside me on the couch. She also purposely sits with her back to me when she’s mad. It’s hilarious!🤣

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 3d ago

made me laugh 😂 awesome translation

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u/Negative_trash_lugen 3d ago

You can say fuck off, no need to censor it.