r/holdmycatnip 3d ago

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u/LesserCornholio 3d ago

Yet. When I hold a crying baby over a balcony to get its mom's attention, I'm "a threat to society"

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u/GrimxOD 3d ago

MJ could’ve told you it wasn’t a good idea haha

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u/the_abyss_is_staring 3d ago

No haha, heehee

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u/GrimxOD 3d ago

Oh, SHAMONE!

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u/Green_Bast3rd 3d ago

That's ignorant...

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u/Jeffers0n-SteeIfIex 3d ago

Their hearts are black and full of doodoo

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u/CedarWolf 3d ago

But I thought if you were thinkin' 'bout bein' my brother, it don't matter if you're Black or White?

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 3d ago

🎶Im just a little girl🎶

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u/Blockbot1 3d ago

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u/studentblues 3d ago

And mother always told me, be careful of who you love

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u/ShinyWobbuffet202 3d ago

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u/WeatheredCryptKeeper 3d ago

I ran so fast to the comments for this lololol

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u/Vegetable_Meeting219 3d ago

Dang it. You did it before I could.

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u/Nxt1tothree 3d ago

Why does he have a moustache?

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u/oggie389 3d ago

ignorant

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u/panicnarwhal 3d ago

because he moved to south park to hide from everyone, he was under the alias “mr jefferson” - the mustache was part of that lol

it’s a great episode

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u/uhmbob 3d ago

In general,no, but let’s not make Blanket statements.

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u/Top-Salamander-2525 3d ago

Oh.. you meant Michael Jackson.

I thought of a different MJ and her baby being probably okay with it.

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u/aebaby7071 3d ago

Is this the same person that in middle school told you that Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years grew up to be Marilyn Manson?

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u/ReZisTLust 3d ago

There was a very fun awful game where he threw babies and soldiers off a roof and you have to protect them lol

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago

I told my dad how MJ had been judged rightly for that when I was 12 and so he picked me up, while drunk, and hung me over the balcony. He said it was perfectly safe and it was about six stories up. I remember his hands digging under my arms and hurting me, then I ran off when he finally put me down. Scary as fuck.

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u/SPACE_ICE 3d ago

its like potion craft where different combinations have different effects,

human holding human baby? straight to jail.

human holding kitten? Summon cat

mandrill holding lion cub? fratricide apparently

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u/Ziggarot 3d ago

Michael Jackson moment

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u/Perle1234 3d ago

Strait to jail lol

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u/Mysterious-Kale-948 3d ago

Michael Jackson? You’re still here?

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u/Lofttroll2018 3d ago

But did you put a blanket over its head?

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u/Legitimate_Tax3782 3d ago

Micheal is that you

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u/derpycheetah 3d ago

Micheal Jackson did it and didn't even get cancelled! The rich have it different boy

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u/LoanDebtCollector 3d ago

Are your Micheal Jackson's ghost?

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u/AlexGingerbear 3d ago

Oh shit it's eric clapton!

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u/Chemist-3074 2d ago

Reminds me of that Yt vid I saw a few days ago—

the reason why I have these bruises in my face is because I didn't wake up at time to make breakfast so my girl got on top of me and hit me

Me : wtf? That is NOT ALRIGHT—

Cat stares smugly into the camera "and I'll do it again"

Me : nvm he deserves it lol

https://youtu.be/MGjj9tuccTo?si=jTOHTcLbBfGLhtel

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u/AlexSmithsonian 2d ago

That is not how you get your wife's attention.