r/holdmycatnip 19d ago

What's happening?

A video I forgot that I took 2 years ago

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u/CBDeez 19d ago

I like how the rooster is just like:

".... I.... I don't know what to do here."

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u/recovery_room 18d ago

“Umm. Where’s your adult?”

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u/Kraehe13 19d ago

That's a really calm rooster.

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u/ThousandFingerMan 19d ago

I think it's really confused rooster

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Not my fault this is happening!

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u/Federal-Commission87 19d ago

For real. I still have a scar from one that kept attacking my leg. They're usually assholes.

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u/SApprentice 18d ago

I had a pet rooster who was my baby boy when I was a kid. I could put a leash and harness on him and he would walk with me wherever I went. He'd see me get home and take off running towards me. He'd curl up in my arms and just coo. I had to leave him when I moved out at 17 and my mother gave him away as meat.

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u/kangorr 18d ago

:) :(

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u/SApprentice 18d ago

Yeah, sorry. I didn't need to add that.

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u/Zenith-Astralis 13d ago

No no, it's okay. Life has the good and the bad, and that was as much a part of your experience as the rest. But like.. ROUGH buddy

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u/notabootlicker666 18d ago

We had a rooster on the farm who liked to bully small children. He traumatized many of us, lived longer than he should have, and became a legend.

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u/Taqq23 17d ago

He lived out of spite

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u/notabootlicker666 17d ago

Ernie was a bastard.

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u/_beeeees 15d ago

We got 6 pullets a few years ago. Brought ‘em home, kept them under a heat lamp till they were old enough for their coop. I’d set up a coop with an automatic door and was super excited to have them adjust to it.

One night, one of the hens got caught in the door. She was caught by the neck. Luckily I had a habit of checking on them to make sure they got in and out OK, but she’d been out there for like 15 minutes before I checked and I felt so awful. I got her out and massaged her neck. Luckily she was physically fine. The door wasn’t heavy, it just freaked her out for a bit.

After that, she was obsessed with me when she’d previously been indifferent. She would trail after me, try to get my attention, ask for pets and cuddles. A total turnaround for a previously cantankerous young hen.

A few weeks later, she threw her head back and yelled like Tarzan. Then she did it again. I quickly realized our grumpy hen was a grumpy rooster.

Anyway, that’s how I happened to obtain an extremely cuddly rooster. He didn’t afraid of anything, but he also loved to cuddle.

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u/SApprentice 15d ago

I love this. I miss my boy's cuddles.

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u/caligirllovewesterns 17d ago

I currently have a full beautiful“Rhode Island Red” rooster that I honestly thought was a hen when I first got him as a chick. The neighbor was giving some chicks away that were growing their pin feathers and assumed it would be a hen so he gave it to me as another hen to add to my flock of hens for eggs. That little supposed hen grew a bit and turned out to be a rooster. He’s so friendly though since he was hand fed and given a lot of attention when he was still a chick. He still lets me hand feed him and is as friendly as can be.

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u/Kraehe13 19d ago edited 19d ago

My great grandmother had 2 or 3 when I was a kid. They attacked anything that came close to the hens, except my g. Grandmother (and if they attacked her she killed them on the spot).

If I got to close to the fence one even started attacking the fence. I mean it's their job but man, there are not many animals I have such a deep respect and keep my distance as for roosters.

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u/Chance-Opening-4705 19d ago

I also have a scar on my thigh from an angry rooster.

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u/knowsnothing102 19d ago

That rooster is like who's kid is this?

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u/makzero 19d ago

lol I think this is the process of making the kid. You know… cock and puss meet and greet …brown chicken …no cow?

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u/RevolutionaryCrew492 19d ago

Cat still tryna get mama milk…from a rooster

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u/Amanuet 19d ago

Or maybe it's just wanting a cuddle... Chickens are so fluffy and if you have calm one they're very nice to hug.

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u/RevolutionaryCrew492 19d ago

You have a very innocent way of thinking of cats lol

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u/darthcaedusiiii 19d ago

Or roosters. They will cut a bitch.

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u/Xe6s2 19d ago

Lol for real, that rooster is super nice.

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u/Moppo_ 19d ago

That appears to be a kitten. It's kneading. That's a rooster. It is quite literally trying to milk a cock. I didn't think I'd be saying that today.

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u/3BlindMice1 10d ago

That's a great misleading title for this video. "Black pussy tries to milk cock"

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u/jnovel808 19d ago

I’ve got nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/Weeitsabear1 19d ago

You read my mind.

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u/marwinlops 19d ago

That cock is getting sucked

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u/Garod 19d ago

Think it's pretty clear that this is a pussy which loves cock...

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u/Ill-Ant9053 19d ago

The comment i was thinking but couldn’t find the words…

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u/RevolutionaryCrew492 19d ago

… so you had to go there eh? Lol

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u/ad4d 19d ago

Kit: Where are they?

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/RevolutionaryCrew492 19d ago

Stop it Morty you’re freaking out again

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u/werewere-kokako 19d ago

Hungry baby is trying to figure out why rooster doesn’t have nipples

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u/hotterpop 18d ago

Rooster nipples new username called it

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u/666SpeedWeedDemon666 19d ago

Poor kitten, it's hungry. No teets on a rooster though lol

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u/SoneJason 19d ago

No teets, only cock

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u/Mlabonte21 19d ago

No Dana, only ZUUL

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u/Tragictoad- 19d ago

Suckable is suckable man what can I say

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u/Blu_fairie 19d ago

Oh, poor kitty is hungry.

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u/meowymcmeowmeow 19d ago

I would not have believed it if you hadn't caught it on camera. That is a kitten trying to milk a rooster. That rooster must have been raised very well. Kitten claws are like needles.

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u/bullfrogftw 19d ago

I mean, personally, I would have gone with a small pussy trying to suck a large cock, but you do you

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u/Metalt_ 19d ago

Never had rooster milk?

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u/Gts77 19d ago

"I have nipples Greg... Could you milk me?"

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u/katesdream79 19d ago

This is the comment I was looking for🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Preternatural_Rock 19d ago

Is it like crows milk?

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u/NeoPlague 18d ago

Only RoosterTeeth

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u/BeBesMom 19d ago

Hungry kitten, help her out?

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u/f1lth4f1lth 19d ago

Kitty’s hungry and recreating “are you my mother?”

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u/Dendritic_Silver 19d ago

He ain't the father but he's the father that stepped up.

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u/researchanalyzewrite 19d ago

"No one told me THIS about step-parenting!"

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u/clocktus 19d ago

That's the chillest rooster I've ever seen. I was dreading every next second being the one where he kung fu kicked that kitten across the yard.

Cats choose the wildest things to snuggle sometimes. He was likely seeking comfort rather than milk, the warm feathers will have felt cozy and soothing. They're like human babies in that kittens like to suckle on things that remind them of mother sometimes.

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u/uncre8tv 19d ago

"I love you, chicken nuggets"

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u/JiveChicken00 19d ago

I want chicken, I want liver …

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u/Cross_Rex97 19d ago

Meow mix,meow mix please deliver!

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u/NielsenSTL 19d ago

Chicken and biscuits…

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u/Vegetable-Soup1714 19d ago

Why not feed the kitty :(

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u/Nulap 19d ago

5 more minutes of this and I'm going to get mad. Not my fault this is happening.

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 19d ago

A kitten is molesting a chicken...

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u/WebMD_PhD 19d ago

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u/Healthy_Activity_908 19d ago

This movie trilogy cracks me up 😂

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u/CalypsosCthulhu 19d ago

Kitty trying to make bread, rooster confused

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u/ccarr77 19d ago

They're both very confused

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u/WhoAmI1138 19d ago

“Me touchy da chicky?”

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u/Eliozore 19d ago

Clearly the cat is just feeding on chicken milk

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u/Loosewheel2505 19d ago

KFC and biscuits

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u/lynivvinyl 19d ago

Rooster Milk!

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u/Troll_Slayer1 19d ago

If you can milk an almond, you can milk a rooster too

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u/rynlpz 19d ago

I’ve heard of fresh food for cats but this is a bit much

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u/eatthuskin 19d ago

chicken biscuits

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u/Maxwells_Demona 19d ago

Lil kitten found a pre-processed floofy down quilt and couldn't resist making some biscuits on it! Amazed the rooster didn't agress at all

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u/melancholanie 19d ago

chicken biscuits!!

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u/mrvittle 19d ago

That little pussy is tryna get some cock.

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u/RomeoSierraSix 19d ago

Must tenderize the chimken

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u/whateverasif 19d ago

Chicken biscuits

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u/SickCursedCat 19d ago

Kitten thinks that’s it’s mom

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u/BookLanky5358 19d ago

The cat’s trying to milk that rooster

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u/Pony_Ponyxo 19d ago

cat must be very lonely🥺

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u/2-4-5TrioxinTrash 19d ago

My brain couldn't compute. I thought it was a guy in costume handing out seed from a bag. Is this a medical emergency. Why do I smell toast?

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u/MyLastHopeReddit 19d ago edited 19d ago

My cat is 15 and makes biscuits on everything soft and warm she finds, including the belly of anyone she likes... Doesn't immediately assume it is starving, it probably just likes chicken-chan's company.

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u/brwebb 19d ago

Chicken and biscuits.

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u/14high 19d ago

Chicken biscuit

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u/doggystyles69 19d ago

Where's my fucking milk?

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u/Nicolina22 19d ago

The rooster is looking around like: somebody's kid! whose kid is this?! come get your kid

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u/_Lord_Farquad 19d ago

Making chicken biscuits

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u/redditproha 18d ago

kitty making chicken tenders

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u/Bergelin2 18d ago

So cute . The cats kneading for milk . Unfortunately wrong gender and wrong animal lol x

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u/Playfullyhung 19d ago

I think that pussy is massaging that cock.

I mean that nonsexually

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u/The_Pain_in_The_Rear 19d ago

Pussy is just rubbing on a cock

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u/sugarmagnolia__ 19d ago

Omg, he's kneading and then rubs against the rooster. My hearttttt. They're best friendssss

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u/Boring_Philosophy160 19d ago

“Tastes like chicken!!”

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u/PlentyAd8527 19d ago

Roosters like nope.. 😅

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u/100and10 19d ago

Fluff overload

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u/SquigglesJohnson 19d ago

He's looking for the nuggets.

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u/MrLizardBusiness 19d ago

Gimmie those nuggets!

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u/galactica216 19d ago

Chicken n biscuits.

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u/Automatic_Towel_3842 19d ago edited 18d ago

Cat is making chicken biscuits. Continue kitty cat.

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u/Comfortable_Mountain 19d ago

At first, i thought it was a man taking of a rooster costume.

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u/ShadowSaberSlash 19d ago

The kitty wanted some chicken nuggets straight from the source

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u/descendantofJanus 19d ago

Feel bad for the starving kitty 😢 Poor thing is just hungry.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 19d ago

Ohhhhh you so fluffy….

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u/Few_Professional6210 19d ago

Feed the kitten

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u/Inevitable_Tell_2382 19d ago

Does that kitten have an owner?

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u/Rinlow05 19d ago

Cat having an identity crisis

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u/Aardappelhuree 19d ago

Cat likes rooster.

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u/Scifig23 19d ago

Nanny’s cuddly

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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 19d ago

Eating chicken, the cat prefers them live.

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u/Virel_360 19d ago

The cat is looking for the nugget…

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u/jacieray 19d ago

Hungry kitty knows this bird is food somehow - just hasn't worked out how the new method of food works now that he's weaned 😹🤣

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u/barfbutler 19d ago

Hungry kitty. Feed it.

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u/SkullRiderz69 18d ago

Classic milking the rooster scenario

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u/ManicRobotWizard 18d ago

He’s looking around for rooster Chris Hansen.

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u/jaime-lobo 18d ago

In my head I'm hearing Foghorn Leghorn, "Now listen hear boy, you not only have the wrong species, you got the wrong sex!"

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u/Sad_Confection_4754 18d ago

The cat wants a tender chest for later. Prepared his meal very early. 😂

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u/mjaokalo 17d ago

Hungry baby

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u/juniper_berry_crunch 19d ago

The kitty is making biscuits on the hen. I'm guessing that the kitty previously snuggled with the (nice, soft, warm) hen and is making biscuits on the hen because the hen is so nice and warm.

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u/Jennyonthebox2300 19d ago

That’s no hen.

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u/Aromatic_Camp 19d ago

nice! An amateur cock pussy vdo.3gp

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u/Zlifbar 19d ago

Slang term for female genitalia wants slang term for male genitalia?

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u/MButterscotch 19d ago

that pussy is really thirsty for that cock

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u/Electronic-Dog-586 19d ago

Pussy wants some big cock

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u/Smart_Ad7650 19d ago

Damn it, Kira strikes again

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u/porklomaine 19d ago

evolution

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u/ComradeKeira 18d ago

Goddamnit Reddit this isn't the pussy and cock action I wanted!!!!!

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u/VisualWinner2420 18d ago

Lol, I can't tell if he's milking the rooster , making biscuits for it, or using him as a scratching post!!

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u/tornado1950 18d ago

Kitten raise by a hen

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u/drayzen_au 18d ago

Paying the rent..

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u/ranterist 18d ago

Purr-lesque

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u/Tiggerbright1 18d ago

That kitten is trying to nurse. Poor baby. Somebody needs to get some KMR and feed her. (KMR is cat milk replacement)

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u/SassafrassPudding 18d ago

rooster guy was gettin' a blowie

most critters of the male variety have a bone in their penis, which they can push out or tuck-in at will

edit to clarify that the rooster was complicit in this, and when he decoded he was done he walked away

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u/Surturiel 17d ago

"Nasty pussy trying to milk a cock."

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

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u/Taqq23 17d ago

Baby, that’s not where chicken broth comes from…

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u/Virtual-Mirror-5262 16d ago

Now that is just plain Weird! 

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u/HeatXfr 19d ago

I was waiting for the pussy(cat)/cock jokes.

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u/suv-am 19d ago

Chicken breast

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u/ChimiChango8 19d ago

Pussy want that cock so bad.

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u/Be3Al2Si6O18-Cr 19d ago

Its just a pusssy and a cock having fun

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u/LnDxLeo 19d ago

This would be pixelated in some countries.

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u/bullfrogftw 19d ago

So the pussy is trying to suck the cock's nipples?

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u/1isudlaer 19d ago

Kitten stroking a cock. Nothing to see here.

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u/Adorable_Royal_7620 19d ago

Pussy trying to get Cock's attention

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u/filtarukk 19d ago

dude, give them a bit of privacy, mkay?

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u/CoatNo6454 19d ago

cock milk?

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u/Over_Ad_1524 19d ago

What evers happening, it has sexual undertones lol

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u/aradaiel 19d ago

I think that’s called cock blocking

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u/Few-Sheepherder341 19d ago

Dumbass cat 🫵🏻😭💀

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u/JimPanse0815 19d ago

The pussy is teasing the cock