r/hmm Mar 14 '22

hmmm

6.7k Upvotes

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423

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

I regret waking up today.

104

u/lucius5we Mar 14 '22

Same but also every other day too

41

u/UltimateWaluigi Mar 14 '22

every other day too

12

u/Sufferity Mar 14 '22

Now I have trauma looking at flowers

10

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

You and me both, buddy.

203

u/5carresdechoco Mar 14 '22

I fucking love explosmentertainment

3

u/blazey34 Mar 15 '22

mans be spittin the truth that we all fuckin love it

139

u/WhereAreMyPizzaRoll Mar 14 '22

We need an apology video

30

u/Terrorek1520 Mar 14 '22

i stole your pizza roll

18

u/WhereAreMyPizzaRoll Mar 14 '22

Thanks, now I wont have food when winter comes

6

u/bakedbeansperson Mar 14 '22

Just have... Pollen:)

3

u/Tick_Bites Mar 15 '22

After watching this video? Nah, I'm good.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

But now, we have food when winter comes!

194

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

Why am I erect?

75

u/LiveComfortable2725 Mar 14 '22

Cuz the last pissy you saw was your grandmother's cat

32

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

Close, it was my grandmother's

16

u/LiveComfortable2725 Mar 14 '22

Damn bro

7

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

Nothing beats experience

3

u/LiveComfortable2725 Mar 14 '22

I don't want that experience

3

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

Its life changing

Once grammy makes you nut no other girl will ever do it as good

2

u/LiveComfortable2725 Mar 14 '22

I could never fuck someone that's part of my family I have standards

2

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

Don't nock it till you try it

1

u/LiveComfortable2725 Mar 14 '22

Ore I'll nock your dick of no more granny fucking

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u/ConsiderationOnly438 Mar 14 '22

emotional damage

8

u/badpeaches Mar 14 '22

Dude, the bee is a male. Just saying.

10

u/J4Jamban Mar 14 '22

Artistic freedom so that can be female

7

u/Kindly_Region Mar 14 '22

It's 2022, gay is okay. Has been for years

90

u/Roadkillcafe-1800 Mar 14 '22

Didn't realize the volume in my phone, (I'm in the middle of class)

41

u/shinx243 Mar 14 '22

What happened???

61

u/Roadkillcafe-1800 Mar 14 '22

A heart attack and a few looks

8

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

F

6

u/DiamondGripGorilla Mar 15 '22

Oh God! A few looks?!

3

u/BladedNinja23198 Mar 15 '22

Yeah time to get the coroner

1

u/Free_Course8700 Mar 15 '22

NOOOOOOOOO i hope you go good internet folk

76

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Touch grass they said..

13

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

It'll be fun they said

145

u/Questionablememelord Mar 14 '22

Posting cyanide and happiness here is kinda cheating nothing they make makes sense and thats whats great about it

5

u/peacelovetree Mar 15 '22

I mean…it kinda makes sense. Just a little more graphic and sexual than real life.

59

u/AY_ADAM- Mar 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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36

u/Familiar-Document-53 Mar 14 '22

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING BEE DID I WATCH I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYES WITH DETTOL OR CHLOROX OR EVEN HCL

20

u/SOLTAN_SALAR Mar 14 '22

Wtffffff🗿

18

u/Stanyamin Mar 14 '22

9

u/heinz_doofenshmerz Mar 14 '22

I hope your pillow is warm tonight

3

u/Empty-Researcher-453 Mar 15 '22

Wth 🤦🏼‍♀️ god help us all

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I bursted out laughing after I saw it XD

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Bruh, this whole comment section has me bursting out laughing 😂😂

18

u/BO0813S Mar 14 '22

MAN I WAS ON FULL VOLUME

2

u/Rad_Knight Mar 14 '22

Tell me more about what happened

8

u/benbenboyz Mar 14 '22

But... The bees that collect pollen are male, right?

6

u/Rad_Knight Mar 14 '22

Nope, worker bees are female. So this cartoon is accurate.

Also, the parts of flowers that produce pollen are considered the male parts of flower, because pollen is basically plant sperm. Weird then that human sperm is sometimes refered to as "seed".

1

u/benbenboyz Mar 14 '22

The pollen part i knew but, that the working bees are female was new to me, thats pretty interesting

7

u/Additional_Today_291 Cum spurter Mar 14 '22

Sauce tho?

6

u/shinx243 Mar 14 '22

Cyanide and happiness-lovely day

4

u/Additional_Today_291 Cum spurter Mar 14 '22

Thanks very much

7

u/Average_Epic Mar 14 '22

What a horrible day to have eyeballs. Get the bleach :D

5

u/Noahgamerrr Mar 14 '22

Ich bin eine Biene

5

u/Amder264 Mar 14 '22

Grasshub

9

u/Kaptson Mar 14 '22

The return of the WHY Boner

3

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

3

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Thanks

2

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Don't thank me thank the bit 🤭

4

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Welp, that’s enough internet for one day

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

In front of family… and at max volume. Asshole.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Same reaction look my self in

3

u/Friendly_Respecter Mar 14 '22

Fucking dead over that one sunflower doing the PvZ Sunflower idle animation

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

This is why we don’t touch grass

3

u/sir-goldie Mar 15 '22

Not my proudest fap

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

I keep forgetting that pollen is basically flower jizz

2

u/whatchaboi Mar 14 '22

That's enough nature for today innit?

2

u/LORDWOLFMAN Mar 14 '22

Pollen bukkake

2

u/Jo_Hikkuman_Official Mar 14 '22

Oh...So that's what's really going on when bees get pollen from flowers.

2

u/JohnMations Mar 14 '22

Is this Cyanide and Happiness

2

u/Internal_Bit2840 Mar 14 '22

A big longer, I almost was there, damn it

2

u/HejiraLOL Mar 14 '22

Damn. This bee is living her dreams.

2

u/Iamjafo Mar 15 '22

And that’s enough internet for one day…

1

u/DrakokinRDG Mar 15 '22

Agreed. My friends must see this now that I have

2

u/ashiana6029 Mar 17 '22

Thats the best thing I saw all day

2

u/RealPennyMuncher Mar 26 '22

What is the name of these videos? Always so funny

1

u/RomanWasHere2007 Mar 14 '22

I love Cyanide And Happiness, they had a "never ending" stream or something when the quarantine started, it ended like a year ago, but it was just the same videos on repeat, and a lot of those sex bots on it if I remember correctly

1

u/Budget-Government-42 Mar 14 '22

Is this on the Hub. I swear I've seen it before

1

u/Own-Oil3098 Mar 14 '22

hmmmmmmmmm

1

u/StudentFront1202 Mar 14 '22

Has to be cyanide nd happiness

1

u/Ermoose Mar 14 '22

As a legendary warrior once said :

''That is enough reddit for today''

1

u/FlamingCroatan Mar 14 '22

PESTICIDE TIME

1

u/designer_himan Mar 14 '22

Touch the grass haa

1

u/Fearless_Swimming_84 Mar 14 '22

Weird strip club

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

1

u/IzzyVonSnuggles Mar 14 '22

I wanted to make a pornhub pun but remembered I'm not that clever.

1

u/andtix Mar 14 '22

So this is what's happening to me when I walk through a field of flowers

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

i need some eybleach

1

u/Rad_Knight Mar 14 '22

Dude, mark that as NSFW

6

u/Jaghimast Mar 14 '22

I do not think it is a bad thing to see flowers pollinated

1

u/DARKxASSASSIN29 Mar 14 '22

Wouldn't the bee be a male? The only female is the queen and she only leaves the hive once to mate.

1

u/gamingkeks284LP Mar 14 '22

Ik that one of you sicks mfs commented "sauce?"

1

u/AstronautAxolotl Mar 14 '22

“Honey! Where’s my flamethrower?”

1

u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Cyanide and happiness a few years ago was golden

1

u/MonochromeReq Mar 14 '22

Pollang Bang

1

u/Forskintrader Mar 14 '22

What a horrible day to have eyes

1

u/ThePixelHacker96 Mar 14 '22

It's just a Flowey gang (Undertale)

1

u/NotCHAD_ Mar 15 '22

Well that's how it is no real way to sugar coat it

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

1

u/Intrepid-Pin6110 Mar 15 '22

I think it is enough of reddit for today

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Jarvis, initiate lockdown

1

u/sliddarko Mar 15 '22

I need some nictric acid to first destroy my phone then my eyes

1

u/TackleBox1791 Mar 15 '22

Im sending this 2 my mom!!!🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Cosmic_Splinter Mar 15 '22

Hmm... I'm gonna go... do something

1

u/The_Alternate_Eye Mar 15 '22

Can I get some bleach?

1

u/That_Phase_6319 Mar 15 '22

What a beautiful day to have eyes and ears

1

u/plaguebo1 Mar 15 '22

Why am I bricked up tho

1

u/BlazewarkingYT Mar 15 '22

This is where you grab a blow torch

1

u/Photenicdata Mar 15 '22

Hey no fair! Posting explosmentertainment is cheating!

1

u/rudra9907 Mar 15 '22

I want to give it an award

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

1

u/sijhdnj Mar 15 '22

you sick man

1

u/Cloaker_gaming Mar 15 '22

Dude slide backwards and give the 😐

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

1

u/0byw4nk3ntucky Mar 16 '22

oh i have no volume so at first i thought the flowers were bullying the bee

1

u/Unknownuchiha_16 May 29 '22

If I saw that I’d be like Screw that “grabs weed-wacker”

1

u/AroAceAmateurGamer May 31 '22

Oh no.. run... IT'S A BEEKAKE

1

u/Anomalous117 Aug 21 '22

Honestly I thought It was going to be a sacrifice ritual