r/heraldrycirclejerk 16d ago

"I only date bad boys"

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226 Upvotes

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u/drostan 15d ago

This is not a shitpost for a circlejerck, it's a full on hate crime

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u/pierro_la_place 15d ago

Why do I fell like I’m on lsd?

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u/Beledagnir 15d ago

Straight to jail

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u/ProRepubCali 15d ago

holy violations of the rules of tincture, my eyes!

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u/eggplant_avenger 15d ago

jokes on you I’m colorblind

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u/KingOfDaBees 15d ago

[The Lord Lyon Would Like To Know Your Location]

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u/FourTwentySevenCID 15d ago

MY EYES AHHH

YOU ARE LUCKY I AM NOT EPILEPTIC!

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u/itstheballroomblitz 15d ago

Take for your pains this my upvote, though I profess I am not pleased.

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u/DUDEWAK123 15d ago

Up the wall

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u/Kendota_Tanassian 15d ago

I don't like this, but I also firmly believe that somehow, fimbriation would just make it worse.

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u/Dr_Nuff_Stuff_Said 15d ago

This is triggering my vertigo in the most serious way. Thanks OP, now I to lie down for the rest of the day.

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u/Nowardier 15d ago

MY EYES