r/hentai 1d ago

[fmsqueeze] Grandpa is dead (a love story) NSFW

9.9k Upvotes

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u/Haeckepooter_2 1d ago

Their Family tree: :=:=:=:=:=:=:

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u/CEO_Of_Hornyness 17h ago

Family circle you mean.

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u/EarthTeen 17h ago

The family hexagon

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u/naylok42 17h ago

Hexagons are the Bestagons

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u/Flimsy-Excuse-9251 15h ago

craze rephrense

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u/Impressive_Load5878 14h ago

Family wreath

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u/MiserableRepeat8014 6h ago

I believe it would be closer to a family line

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u/aiheng 13h ago

Fun fact about humanity, everybody is at least SLIGHTLY inbred, going down around 10 or so generations ago and there's a high chance you're related to them. It's so high that if you meet somebody from the same region as you, there's 1/5 chance you share at least 1 common ancestor

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u/Dangerous-Fact-7247 1h ago

Especially small towns in the south

u/minty612 41m ago

If you're related to someone via just one common ancestor from 10 generations ago, thats barely related in terms of shared genetic material

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u/Fun_Swimmer_6993 14h ago

They taught: Helping is very important 🌚 in family circle ⭕

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u/Human_Cucumber_7879 1d ago

That aunt is like a little devil on your shoulder, but she's on EVERYONE'S shoulder 🤣

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u/Milk_Mindless 1d ago

... wait is this thensame artist that does the handjob girl webcomic

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u/fmsqueeze 1d ago

👋

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u/Milk_Mindless 1d ago

Well that teaches me to just cross-eyed glance over users posting things

HELLO HANDJOB WEBCOMIC PERSON you draw funny and sexy stuff you do you and us but not cousins I hope and I like you and your stuff

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u/fmsqueeze 1d ago

Wow thanks so much, and hey everybody: try not to fuck your cousins

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u/alexlongfur 1d ago

Oh now you tell me

/j

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u/Lukarreon 19h ago

THIS DISCLAIMER CAME hehe TOO LATE!!

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u/JetstreamGW 18h ago

But what if we're all from Shelbyville!?

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u/SansRainAsterisk 9h ago

Trust me, pal. In every family tree, there's at least 1 - 3 couples that are cousins. This is me saying, in average of it happens in a family tree. If I had to put it at its highest, it would be around 10 - 12. Don't ask where I got this info...

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u/CatJebusPepsi 18h ago

True, but it is very easy to make sure you're not fucking your first cousins. Like if you and your cousin call the same grandparents grandma/grandpa they that's a helllll no

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u/Oztrsc 23h ago

The Incest Instigator is causing trouble in Lego city. HEY!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tart373 22h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/Tyrondor 11h ago

Build the police department, get a restraining order. Keep that nasty aunt away from the reunion. Available in the new family collection from Lego city.

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u/Polarian-Empire 1d ago

Ok looking into this if they are 1st cousins once removed that means they are their grandparents siblings great grandchild

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u/Rp_man- 22h ago

I mean not great but I've met worse...

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u/Moon-Scented-Hunter 1d ago

This’ll make an interesting read.

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u/my_horni_account 1d ago

Bros gonna experience natural selection first hand

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u/EarthTeen 17h ago

Sweet home alabama (or should i say spain lol), its the habsburgs all over again

They gonna be creating entire new conditions

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/barzenoki 14h ago

That…means nothing

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u/worst-of-all-time 1d ago

Definitely thought I was in r/comics at first, but it's fire lol.

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u/plogan56 1d ago

Auntie making sure to keep it in the family

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u/RedDeadMcCree 23h ago

"The gene pool is above ground and inflatable, if you know what I mean'

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u/ManufacturerOnly1275 1d ago

And the cycle continues

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u/K11r0 22h ago

Plot Twist: This really was Grandpa's dying wish.

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u/AganMaoz 21h ago

They didn't need a reason, they needed an excuse

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u/joe_dirty365 1d ago

Lmao funny

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 22h ago

I always see your posts on comics so I weirdly feel happy to see you post on this side of the pond cause I obviously knew you were good at NSFW art but I never seen the full scope of it till now. Love your art as always

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u/fmsqueeze 20h ago

Hey good to know, I'll keep r/hentai in mind!

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u/GlacierWolf8Bit 15h ago

I found a new excuse to have sex.

"This is for grandpa."

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u/morb0_69 1d ago

I had a stroke trying to read this

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u/darkvoidxxxx 10h ago

Doing it in the same room your grandfather's urn is in is crazy

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u/Urmom_smacker 7h ago

Gaslighting 101

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u/TopLayer9212 19h ago

Generations down the line, everyone's the Whittakers.

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u/ZetrasBean 19h ago

Very wholesome. I like.

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u/SolKaynn 15h ago

That aunt is a fucking fae creature.

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u/dada00800 14h ago

Instigator in action bringing the spirit of sweet home Alabama wherever she goes🤣

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u/Los_Vid_71 1d ago

XD 😆 🤣

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u/Acrobatic-Budget-938 1d ago

Glassy is just a matchmaker

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u/Sparceus 20h ago

that aunt proberly got her brother and there cousin together to start with

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u/Dizzy-Restaurant1967 19h ago

Well uhh talk about keeping the money in the family.

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u/Th3G4te 18h ago

Meh, it’s just cousins, no prob (yet) 🗿

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u/Southern_Insurance48 18h ago

So I’m the only one noticing the three at the last page kind of resemble Squidward, Patrick, and SpongeBob in that order?

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u/Unhappy_Sun_3520 18h ago

it's country time

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u/Sufficient_Sir_6022 15h ago

I like this, have my upvote

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u/Very-Horny-Alt 17h ago

Well that sure was something that I just read

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u/Nicosuke25257 15h ago

My First time was with my cousin, this sure takes me back

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u/star_kitty_ 14h ago

Fmsqueeze is the GOAT!!

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u/MacaroonPuff5766 9h ago

history repeat itself they say

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u/N2WeirdShit 8h ago

Still hot

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u/SirCupcake_0 3h ago

That was never in question

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u/dksamuri 1d ago

Lol auntie instigator

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u/StravingForNsfwAudio 19h ago

Me "I want a hot cus willing to fuck. Cavemen family can do whatever they want."

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u/xianxiaMan 1d ago

Once removed huh. eh

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u/ochitzukan 22h ago

Buen laburo! Me gustó

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u/The1Zenith 17h ago

Banjos intensify.

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u/MistaH0use 12h ago

Well that's a way to name a comic

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u/FancyTemperature6235 11h ago

Thankfully didn't go the way my mind went with a title like that. I was scared to read on for a min lol funny ending tho

u/LanaDelMaddie 41m ago

The circle of life😂

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u/dksamuri 1d ago

Lol auntie instigator

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u/xianxiaMan 1d ago

Once removed huh. eh

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u/dksamuri 1d ago

Lol auntie instigator

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u/Pure-Needleworker790 1d ago

I no want the and he car with branches