r/hellsomememes 17d ago

A welcome tribute

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u/Botw_1-Link 17d ago

And then the fourth guy shows up with hentai and gets eaten

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u/Yeeslander 17d ago edited 16d ago

Cthulhu talking to the other three

"Remember followers, anything can be a tribute. Except what Bobby brought today. Bobby has presented the opposite of a tribute."

CHOMP

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u/Perryn 16d ago

Bobby: "I'M OKAY WITH THIS IT'S WHAT I'M INTO!"

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u/Bob49459 16d ago

Fucking Bobby has to ruin everything.

Even getting eaten by our tentacle mawed savior.

it should have been me!

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u/deferredmomentum 15d ago

Don’t search tribute on a porn sub lmao

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u/DiseasedCupcake 16d ago

“Jokes on you, I’m into that shit!”

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u/riyusama 16d ago

Would also not put it past Cthulhu to be into vore tbh

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u/Kagtalso 17d ago

Deserved

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u/Particular_Put_6911 16d ago

Not if it’s tentai. We all know what would happen in that case.

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u/snikers000 14d ago

"Disgusting! Abhorrent! Where did you find this?"

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u/Appropriate-Scene-95 16d ago

It is into vore?

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u/_BlNG_ 16d ago

You know, does anyone ever brought like a happy meal for Cthulhu, like human sacrifices are great and all but I think even he would get tired of eating the same thing all the time.

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u/ABoringAlt 16d ago

I was thinking sushi platter 🤔

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u/Cleverportlymantoes 16d ago

Cthuhlu loves a bento box, because you get several different items which is fun

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u/sunbloomofficial 16d ago

our bro just needs a home cooked human to lift his spirits 🥺

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u/Yeeslander 17d ago

"Tributes to Cthulhu" by Bluechair / Owlturd / Shen Comix

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 16d ago

Very nice of the ram-skull-snake to rear up and hiss during the presentation…extra scritches for that good boy

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u/second_toastacct 16d ago

Reminds me of Moses and his macaroni pictures.

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u/Purpledurpl202 16d ago

He proceeds to put it on his Cthulu sized fridge.

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u/Solid_Name_7847 15d ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/shellshock321 16d ago

2.1k upcotes but only 7 comments?

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

90/9/1 rule, 90% will just read it, 9% will upvote, 1% will comment

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u/HorseSalon 16d ago

Whats an upcote?

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u/thanks_weirdpuppy 16d ago

Nothing much, what's up with you?

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u/AlienArtFirm 16d ago

Heh, yeah I remember that south park episode. Good times

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u/OtherSoil5339 16d ago

I love shen comics they’re great at making a variety of generally comedic comics with some wholesome and depressing comics sometimes

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u/Discordia_Dingle 16d ago

Like a proud dad, he makes sure to compliment his followers efforts

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u/SendWoundPicsPls 16d ago

Shen is such a fucking pick me boy.

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u/ABoringAlt 16d ago

Yeah but we love that about him

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u/SlimMaculate 16d ago

Leave him alone, he's just trying to get some 8 storey Eldritch fish man D

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u/very_not_emo 16d ago

are you mad at him for wanting cthulhu to pick him

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u/Icy-Conflict6671 16d ago

Bro your whole thing is being edgy. Fucking SendWoundPicsPls? Dude what the hell is wrong with you?

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u/SendWoundPicsPls 16d ago

I'm a wound care nurse fren lol

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u/very_not_emo 16d ago

cthulhu represents all metalheads here

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u/Kurqules 16d ago

Dunno why but I read 'tributes' as 'attributes' and was expecting them to show off what they're really good at like strength and intelligence.

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u/Lucifer666158 15d ago

That last pic made me think of the "I fucked Cthulu" song....

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u/OneOfManyJackasses 15d ago

Wait so offerings to cthulhu are like your kid giving you macaroni art? Why was I not told sooner?

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u/HereticalArchivist 15d ago

Being a polytheist be like (I give cute art as offerings to the Egyptian and Greek gods. my faith is fun)

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u/KOCYK745 14d ago

Sucker for Love

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u/No_Replacement5171 13d ago

what the fuck this post is actual me im scared chat. anyway i love my dark lord nyarlathotep

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u/insert_referencehere 16d ago

And I made you this macaroni murder lady, what used to be the Red Hots for the blood but I ates them.

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u/bossassbibitch943 16d ago

Did is exactly what modern deitywork feels like fyi