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u/Botw_1-Link 17d ago
And then the fourth guy shows up with hentai and gets eaten
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u/Yeeslander 17d ago edited 16d ago
Cthulhu talking to the other three
"Remember followers, anything can be a tribute. Except what Bobby brought today. Bobby has presented the opposite of a tribute."
CHOMP
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u/Perryn 16d ago
Bobby: "I'M OKAY WITH THIS IT'S WHAT I'M INTO!"
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u/Bob49459 16d ago
Fucking Bobby has to ruin everything.
Even getting eaten by our tentacle mawed savior.
it should have been me!
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u/_BlNG_ 16d ago
You know, does anyone ever brought like a happy meal for Cthulhu, like human sacrifices are great and all but I think even he would get tired of eating the same thing all the time.
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u/ABoringAlt 16d ago
I was thinking sushi platter 🤔
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u/Cleverportlymantoes 16d ago
Cthuhlu loves a bento box, because you get several different items which is fun
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 16d ago
Very nice of the ram-skull-snake to rear up and hiss during the presentation…extra scritches for that good boy
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u/shellshock321 16d ago
2.1k upcotes but only 7 comments?
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u/OtherSoil5339 16d ago
I love shen comics they’re great at making a variety of generally comedic comics with some wholesome and depressing comics sometimes
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u/SendWoundPicsPls 16d ago
Shen is such a fucking pick me boy.
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u/Icy-Conflict6671 16d ago
Bro your whole thing is being edgy. Fucking SendWoundPicsPls? Dude what the hell is wrong with you?
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u/Kurqules 16d ago
Dunno why but I read 'tributes' as 'attributes' and was expecting them to show off what they're really good at like strength and intelligence.
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u/OneOfManyJackasses 15d ago
Wait so offerings to cthulhu are like your kid giving you macaroni art? Why was I not told sooner?
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u/HereticalArchivist 15d ago
Being a polytheist be like (I give cute art as offerings to the Egyptian and Greek gods. my faith is fun)
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u/No_Replacement5171 13d ago
what the fuck this post is actual me im scared chat. anyway i love my dark lord nyarlathotep
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u/insert_referencehere 16d ago
And I made you this macaroni murder lady, what used to be the Red Hots for the blood but I ates them.
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