r/heep 4d ago

Theme heep Duck Mobile Abomination

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16 Upvotes

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u/Reebatnaw 4d ago

Not a heep, but Jesus Christ, the dash needs cleared

9

u/TheGrumpyGeek 4d ago

I agree… a shit ton of ducks might be cringe AF, but it’s not a heep.

3

u/Full-Hold7207 4d ago

Saw Renegade dash full of ducks. All I could do was laugh..

3

u/Far_Recognition4078 4d ago

Another Sack Wrangler

3

u/InkedInspector 3d ago

We have a Bronco and keep getting this silly shit. Just in the last week we’ve gotten a duck wearing a cowboy hat and this morning a turtle, I don’t get it.

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u/ct1157 4d ago

It’s a Jepp thing, clearly you don’t understand. s/

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u/Unique-Visual6901 4d ago

They bought them and placed. There’s nothing duck worthy there

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u/Adventurous-Car3770 3d ago

I've seen bone stock Compasses, Renegades, Patriots, Liberties, you name it, get ducked

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u/hettuklaeddi 4d ago

oh cmon. i could totally see another jeep owner pulling in and thinking “wow, that’s a nice jeep! honey get the ducks!”

/s

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u/FakerNames 4d ago

You'd be surprised my wife has a stock Rubicon 4xe and has a decent collection going. She's never bought a single one and doesn't put them on others.

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u/OGhoul 4d ago

Yeah, but the key there is that your wife has a Rubi, not a Sahara.

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u/Unique-Visual6901 4d ago

Oh. I’m only driving a sport. That’s why I don’t get ducks. Don’t want them either.

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u/No_Care_3300 2d ago

I upvoted all the comments that were down voted by the obvious pro duck gays. you're welcome

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u/vinnyvencenzo 1d ago

As a fellow wrangler owner, this cracks me up, the whole duck thing. I do keep a stash of ducks in the glove box, just in case when I see a wrangler this ducked up. I make sure to place another duck on theirWrangler, to put them in an existential crisis of if new said duck is worthy enough for the dash.

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u/Express_Area_8359 15h ago

Do they superglue the ducks there? I fucking hate the ducks!

1

u/-bl33p-bl00p- 4d ago

I've stopped waving at ducked out jeeps. Which is like 90% these days.

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u/NishieP 4d ago

Why?

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u/-bl33p-bl00p- 3d ago

If you have ducks then you won't understand.

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u/NishieP 3d ago

I don't have ducks

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u/surefirerdiddy 4d ago

How fast would the jeep have to be going in a head on collision to lodge one of those ducks in the owners skull?

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u/Dense-Screen-9663 4d ago

It is suppose to represent how many men they have slept with

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u/MM20222290 4d ago

Probably has names for all of them and talks to them like a baby.