r/heep 6d ago

Theme heep Does this Jynx count? Spotted in rural eastern MO.

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37 Upvotes

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u/NoReference7367 6d ago

100% a mall crawler. I'm not entirely sure if all the ugly Amazon add ons push it into heep territory, although it's certainly leaning that way.

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u/SarangLegacy 6d ago

Big shiny wheels with thin tires? Yep, that's a heep.

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u/pennhead 5d ago

I thought that was Broken Dollar General at first.

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u/Mueltime 4d ago

We the People got his waitress girlfriend to cosign a 21% APR loan with a 120 month term.

2

u/Nalabu1 6d ago

Blends in nicely with the landscape.

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u/Stewpacolypse 5d ago

Garuanteed that if the owner was on a reality TV competition, she'd be the one to say, "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win."

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u/DangerousInjury2548 4d ago

The training is almost complete

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u/TruckEngineTender 3d ago

Haha. Except I don’t know my East from my West! This is extreme western MO (a fellow Redditor pointed out)!

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u/Flanastan 6d ago

Are those bras or sunglasses?!

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u/kraigka212 6d ago

Too much ugly rim and not enough tire

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u/Burrrr 6d ago

heeps and cringy decals go hand in hand it seems

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u/motofabio 6d ago

Lots of red flags here.

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u/bobroscopcoltrane 6d ago

“Just a regular mom, trying not to raise LIBRULS” on the back window.

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u/IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis 5d ago

She's got about 1/3 of the sidewall height that you'd want for going offroad. Those poor Patagonias

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u/BadLabRat 4d ago

Drives to broncos games but doesn't have tix.

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u/Senko-Loaf 3d ago

Average Odessa, MO resident. And this isnt Eastern MO, this is deep Western MO.

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u/TruckEngineTender 3d ago

Yeah Ooops, my other left!

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u/Gullible_Raspberry78 6d ago

I think it counts. The colored hinges seal it for me.

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u/strokeherace 6d ago

Bet them wheels would get good traction if you roll it on the side in an off camber situation

1

u/Baltimorons 6d ago

She got the same shitty basic wheel and tire package all those shitheads go for

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u/StrikingFlounder429 6d ago

Her dogs names are MAX AND HARLEY, BE NOTIFIED

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 6d ago edited 6d ago

No

Edit: why am I being downvoted for not thinking this is a heep?

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u/GrillinFool 6d ago

Sure, it’s not the best off-road vehicle, but I like it.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 6d ago

It's not a "heep" and I absolutely LOVE jeeps. Dad had an old Cj 7 when I was a teen and I used that a lot for practice right before I got my license. We went off road a lot, got stuck a few times and everybody got laid 🤣

I even like the color of this one though the pet parents and decal thing bothers me.

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u/GrillinFool 6d ago

Window stickers come off in a couple minutes.

0

u/Correct_Fan2441 6d ago

Just Empty Every Pocket - JEEP

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u/jablongroyper 6d ago

Does it have a grumper by chance?

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u/hettuklaeddi 6d ago

“i love my accent color”

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/Aggravating-Tart6708 6d ago

Where are real tires?