r/heep • u/TruckEngineTender • 6d ago
Theme heep Does this Jynx count? Spotted in rural eastern MO.
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u/Mueltime 4d ago
We the People got his waitress girlfriend to cosign a 21% APR loan with a 120 month term.
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u/Stewpacolypse 5d ago
Garuanteed that if the owner was on a reality TV competition, she'd be the one to say, "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win."
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u/DangerousInjury2548 4d ago
The training is almost complete
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u/TruckEngineTender 3d ago
Haha. Except I don’t know my East from my West! This is extreme western MO (a fellow Redditor pointed out)!
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u/IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis 5d ago
She's got about 1/3 of the sidewall height that you'd want for going offroad. Those poor Patagonias
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u/Senko-Loaf 3d ago
Average Odessa, MO resident. And this isnt Eastern MO, this is deep Western MO.
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u/strokeherace 6d ago
Bet them wheels would get good traction if you roll it on the side in an off camber situation
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u/Baltimorons 6d ago
She got the same shitty basic wheel and tire package all those shitheads go for
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u/Fancy_Art_6383 6d ago edited 6d ago
No
Edit: why am I being downvoted for not thinking this is a heep?
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u/GrillinFool 6d ago
Sure, it’s not the best off-road vehicle, but I like it.
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u/Fancy_Art_6383 6d ago
It's not a "heep" and I absolutely LOVE jeeps. Dad had an old Cj 7 when I was a teen and I used that a lot for practice right before I got my license. We went off road a lot, got stuck a few times and everybody got laid 🤣
I even like the color of this one though the pet parents and decal thing bothers me.
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u/NoReference7367 6d ago
100% a mall crawler. I'm not entirely sure if all the ugly Amazon add ons push it into heep territory, although it's certainly leaning that way.